It was a one-time thing. His car was being worked on in the shop and he had to mail out comics (I believe to his Patreon backers). He no longer updates the comics or mails out the rewards that he owes people, so I doubt he has any reason to be walking to the post office now.
Lol, no. Going troon only shot down his chances from 0% into negative numbers (Cumsock doesn't count, he would probably have disgusting, farty buttsex with Classic Chris too if he could).
Man, if I didn't know better I'd say you are both new here...
If he's seen in that way, he could become a tourist attraction for his own town.
From beyond the grave?
1. Nobody would be that desperate
The farms is the only thing that gets me hard now
And the woman gets a load of Chris, the hoard, the tugboat and all the rest and she says FUCK IT I'M OUT and books a flight straight back to Russia. Mail order brides come to the US in hopes of a cushy life and money. Chris lives on welfare and expects people to do all the work for him, not to mention being incredibly nasty. I do know a rich asshole who got himself a Russian mail order bride when American women wouldn't stand for his shit, but again, he's rich and at least he showers every day.
Can you imagine Chris trying to impress his Russian whore?! "Wellz, I am da owner of Sonichu enterprises. That means I can buy you two Big Mac meals and all da penny whistles you can wrap them juicy lips around."
Nothing can beat the Jeff!
