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If Magi-Chan can transform Robbie into Roberta in two months, including complete non-surgical penis/testicles removal and development of over-large breasts, purely through a combination of binaural beats tapes and his own magical abilities...

...and if Chris is married to Magi-Chan...

...then why does Chris still look so very like a flat-chested and obese male hobo?...
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
If Magi-Chan can transform Robbie into Roberta in two months, including complete non-surgical penis/testicles removal and development of over-large breasts, purely through a combination of binaural beats tapes and his own magical abilities...

...and if Chris is married to Magi-Chan...

...then why does Chris still look so very like a flat-chested and obese male hobo?...
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Because God is sane and probably doesn’t care about Gender beyond reproductive purposes and not a man child obsessed with Sonic, Pokémon and MLP.
 
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Can someone link that remix/song that starts off with "My name is Christian Weston Chandler, I live in Ruckersville, Virgina..." I can't seem to find it and it was hilarious to me.
 
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Can someone link that remix/song that starts off with "My name is Christian Weston Chandler, I live in Ruckersville, Virgina..." I can't seem to find it and it was hilarious to me.
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Here ya go, Birthday Boy...

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I notice that this new generation is really into Chris’s antics. I say this because of his many enablers support his being trans and delusions. Do you think that if Chris hadn’t trooned out that he would gotten laid without paying for it?
 
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If Chris gets kicked off the tugboat that's it, he's completely and utterly fucked. End game for Chris isn't Barb dying, it's the tugboat sinking.
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Didn't you read the article?

beneficiaries to re-prove their eligibility for benefits as often as every six months
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Chris is a man in his late-30s who walks around town in My Little Pony shirts, talks to the air and believes himself to have magical CPU powers because someone on the Internet told him he did, who also takes care of his elderly hoarder mom with Alzheimer's. He's gonna prove eligible for disability every single time.
 
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Xochi said:
Didn't you read the article?



Chris is a man in his late-30s who walks around town in My Little Pony shirts, talks to the air and believes himself to have magical CPU powers because someone on the Internet told him he did, who also takes care of his elderly hoarder mom with Alzheimer's. He's gonna prove eligible for disability every single time.
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Do you think he's even aware that he can get kicked off the tugboat? Knowing him he probably thinks the tugboat is a permanent thing.
 
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Was reading through the CWCki while I play RuneScape and something stuck out to me; this recent article which claims Chris walked 11 miles in one day. An 11 mile walk is a solid amount of exercise for a healthy person, so it seems extremely out of character for Chris, the first living man ever to be diagnosed with rigor mortis. My question is, does Chris do this with any regularity or was it a one time thing? It would be a shame if he only did it once, as it would do wonders for his health.

To this day it still annoys me slightly that trolls got Chris banned from his gym, when it was probably the only genuine step towards self-improvement he's ever made in his life, so it would be neat if Chris took up a form of exercise that he can't possibly be trolled out of.
 
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Was reading through the CWCki while I play RuneScape and something stuck out to me; this recent article which claims Chris walked 11 miles in one day. An 11 mile walk is a solid amount of exercise for a healthy person, so it seems extremely out of character for Chris, the first living man ever to be diagnosed with rigor mortis. My question is, does Chris do this with any regularity or was it a one time thing? It would be a shame if he only did it once, as it would do wonders for his health.

To this day it still annoys me slightly that trolls got Chris banned from his gym, when it was probably the only genuine step towards self-improvement he's ever made in his life, so it would be neat if Chris took up a form of exercise that he can't possibly be trolled out of.
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maybe it was when his car broke down a couple years back when he was coming home from Bronycon.
 
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