Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

I can't wait for the dimensional merge. Just Chris using his goddess powers to hunt down everyone in the kiwi farms.
I like to think it'll be the most autistic mortal kombat tournament, consisting of Chris doing nothing but Liu Kang bicycle kick.
No no no NO!
It'll be really funny, both of us will be normal humans and then we can relax as every single thing in the multiverse will kick the crap out of that fattys fat ass. Chris will just stress sigh... And the he thinks the merge requires some work.. And the he shits and does nothing and dies.
 
No no no NO!
It'll be really funny, both of us will be normal humans and then we can relax as every single thing in the multiverse will kick the crap out of that fattys fat ass. Chris will just stress sigh... And the he thinks the merge requires some work.. And the he shits and does nothing and dies.

has he even set a date for it, yet?
 
has he even set a date for it, yet?

Not since he originally announced that it had begun on November 18 of last year and would conclude at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Day 2019. When that didn't happen, he started backpedaling and claiming it had been delayed by "red tape", whatever the hell that's supposed to mean in this context. As of now, he's yet to set a solid completion date for the merge, so at this point he's just a really, really autistic version of Harold Camping.
 
What would happen if Bob helped/allowed Chris to get a hooker? Would that have made him less desperate/naive?
 
I don't know, but this is the place to randomly think about and question it I'd like to hear what others think

I'm guessing that she probably wouldn't have given a good goddam. So many minutes of Chris humping away at some luckless prossie would be so much more time for her to simply relax, let the Chandler Cats trundle over her, await the sweet embrace of Death, and eat a few nutritious nanners in peace.
 
But if Chris were never discovered, you would never have seen his comics. Unless you spent your 2007 trawling through the endless amounts of Geocities sites that made up Sonic the Hedgehog webrings and not telling anyone about it ever.
True. I guess in that case I'd end up letting curiosity get the best of me and look up various character combinations on Google.
 
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