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Chan Fan said:
There are a lot of things about the house that scream "do not approach" but unless someone knows they aren't home and knows the layout of the house it just isn't worth the risk.

That being said, what would you take from the Chandler household if you could?
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Hepatitis and possibly mrsa?
 
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jellycar said:
If CWC had a biopic....
Who would be cast? Here's what I was thinking

Chris -
Sonichu - Paul Rudd
Barb - Ellen Barkin
Bob - Danny DeVito
Blanca Weiss - Laura Bailey
Jessica Quinn - Rebecca De Mornay
Megan Schroeder - Dakota Johnson
Mary Lee Walsh - Annette Bening
Daniel Mimms - Seth Rogen
Jacob Sockness -
William Waterman -
Aly Hirschberg - Jillian Bell
Anna McLerran - Kristen Wiig
Claire Porter - LoriBeth Denberg
Adam Stackhouse - Jim Rash
Anne Boelyn (voice) - Miranda Richardson
Ben Saint - Rob Mcelhenney
Michael Snyder - Bob Odenkirk
Virginia Sanford - Julianne Moore
Rocky Shoemaker - Jean Smart
Idea Guys - John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, John Stewart, and Bill Maher
Man in the Pickle Suit - Wyatt Russell
Mia Hamm - Herself
CADD Chief - Kevin Michael Richardson

Theres obviously many more characters. Who would you cast?
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Unironically Ron Perlman for Bob, Danny Devito for Sockness
 
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I always get a little scared when I see new pics of Chris, why? Because I don't think I look exactly like him but it's pretty close and trust me I do NOT wanna be as ugly as Chris chan


If I wasn't on kiwifarms I'd share a picture but...yeah I'm worried it'll lead to a barage of insults, jokes and eventually getting doxxed.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
I always get a little scared when I see new pics of Chris, why? Because I don't think I look exactly like him but it's pretty close and trust me I do NOT wanna be as ugly as Chris chan


If I wasn't on kiwifarms I'd share a picture but...yeah I'm worried it'll lead to a barage of insults, jokes and eventually getting doxxed.
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You're a 0-effort transsexual with green hair?
 
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jellycar said:
Someone should ask him if he knew him lol
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I bet Chris would create some fake bullshit about being forced to drink toilet water because of him just to try and surf on Denny's fame. He did it before.

For real, after Catherine and the un-clit, I don't believe in anything Chris-related until I have solid evidence. And that would not be a solid evidence.

Not really worth the hassle.
 
Jack Awful said:
You're a 0-effort transsexual with green hair?
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No but face wise me and Chris have an eerrier similar skull and facial structure, I think maybe I'm not as pear shaped but my cheeks and chin...I worry I could potentially have one not too far off from Chris now
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It's very similar but it's not like we're twins or nothing God forbid 🤮
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
No but face wise me and Chris have an eerrier similar skull and facial structure, I think maybe I'm not as pear shaped but my cheeks and chin...I worry I could potentially have one not too far off from Chris now
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It's very similar but it's not like we're twins or nothing God forbid 🤮
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Chris isn’t inherently ugly, he just takes piss poor care of himself. Being an obese, smelly transvestite with a bowel control problem is what makes him repulsive.

Still, you should keep a picture of Chris taped to your fridge so you’re reminded of why it’s important to maintain a healthy diet.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
No but face wise me and Chris have an eerrier similar skull and facial structure, I think maybe I'm not as pear shaped but my cheeks and chin...I worry I could potentially have one not too far off from Chris now
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It's very similar but it's not like we're twins or nothing God forbid 🤮
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You don't have to look like Chris. You can fix this. Even without money for a gym. Do bodyweight exercises. and routines you can find free on youtube. Count calories. Myfitnesspal is a free app. Get your hair cut in a normal way, wear clothes that fit and look good. Even if you're broke there are second hand Rescue Mission shops with nice clothes that some rich person wore once and donated.

Let Chris give you a reason not to be like him. You have control over it.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
You don't have to look like Chris. You can fix this. Even without money for a gym. Do bodyweight exercises. and routines you can find free on youtube. Count calories. Myfitnesspal is a free app. Get your hair cut in a normal way, wear clothes that fit and look good. Even if you're broke there are second hand Rescue Mission shops with nice clothes that some rich person wore once and donated.

Let Chris give you a reason not to be like him. You have control over it.
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Thanks everyone, I feel just a bit more at ease now
 
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