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China: Left to die on mountain.
Ethiopia: Death from starvation.
Ancient Sparta: Left to die on mountain.
Japan: Suicide or left to die on mountain after dishonoring family.
North Korea: Labor camp, until the DPRK realizes he’s too lazy and repurpose him as Kim Jong Un’s personal jester. Otherwise, left to die on mountain.
Canada: the Eastern Justin yavin
UK: living sex toy for the Syrian who gets the Short straw and has to wait to get a 14 year old Brit bride.
Germany: see above
Sweden: government housing and own show on state tv
South Africa: concentration camp for white Afrikaners just by sin of being White in Africa.
Venezuela: hey at least the Maduro diet will slim him down
Mexico: mlp themed donkey show
Columbia: picking cocaine plants for the cartel until he complains and gets a necktie.
 
Canada: the Eastern Justin yavin
UK: living sex toy for the Syrian who gets the Short straw and has to wait to get a 14 year old Brit bride.
Germany: see above
Sweden: government housing and own show on state tv
South Africa: concentration camp for white Afrikaners just by sin of being White in Africa.
Venezuela: hey at least the Maduro diet will slim him down
Mexico: mlp themed donkey show
Columbia: picking cocaine plants for the cartel until he complains and gets a necktie.

Out of all these, Germany, Sweden S. Africa Mexico and Columbia are realistic.
Remember, CWC still has the skill of the Spanish language.
 
Chris should move to North England. People like him have lucrative careers here as the village's friendly drunken tramp who mopes around drinking incredibly strong cider and gets kicked out of shops for stealing.

Just look at Chris. His hair, his clothes, his overhanging gut, his general detachment from reality; the role suits him perfectly.
 
Am I the only person to have my thougths reached that, given the case of Chris, IQ actually may not be a good parameter for measuring the human functionality? I mean, the doctor who met young Chris three decades ago must have diagnosed him with "High Functioning Autism" after he measured that at least his IQ is within the normal range, and yet the fact is that Chris might actually be among the least functional human beings to have ever lived on the surface ot this planet.
 
Am I the only person to have my thougths reached that, given the case of Chris, IQ actually may not be a good parameter for measuring the human functionality? I mean, the doctor who met young Chris three decades ago must have diagnosed him with "High Functioning Autism" after he measured that at least his IQ is within the normal range, and yet the fact is that Chris might actually be among the least functional human beings to have ever lived on the surface ot this planet.

IQ doesn't mean anything. Emotional maturity is a lot more important. How mature, adaptable, stable and tolerant you are. Chris is none of those, he has the emotional maturity of a 4 year old and the adaptability and tolerance of a dead leaf. He shuts down or mentally regresses in the face of even minor change and is highly amused by even the most mundane, redundant stimulation. Not to mention his maladaptive daydreaming.
This is most likely a combination of habit due to his upbringing and could also possibly be due to brain abnormalities such as a smaller amygdala. But really there's probably way more wrong with him than just that.
 
Does Sonic calling Tom a Jerklord count as a Sonichu reference because he's a cop?

The people working on Sonic media these days are vaguely aware of people like Chris and infamous memes like tails on a bench. The trick to making refferences to them is not he so blatant otherwise the tards like Chris will cry about having their "ideas" stolen
 
I imagine it would be quite popular around that crowd due to the fact it was written by a true and honest mentalist
Have you seen the quality of some of those? Actually, I was looking at an article detailing the history of webcomics and if Chris uploaded Sonichu in the mid-90s online he’d probably have a unironic fanbase.
 
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Watching the latest Geno Samuel episode part 30; Chris reformatted his PS3 hard drive all on his own or he was tricked into this? I'm assuming this meant he lost all his games? I really don't know anything about console systems made in the last 15 years. I find it kind of hard to believe Sony customer service would have advised him to do this, I would have thought that they would be well trained in dealing with all kinds of people with severe autism and diminished mental function. " Mr Chandler I need to warn you we can get your PS3 working again but, you will lose all data if we re-format" something like this. Even if the HD was shot couldn't they have attempted to recover the data like a normal PC hard drive? Is this something that is just not economically worth it?
 
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Should Chris' parents have given Chris up for adoption then in order to stay close to him have the couple drop him off for a few days or a weekend or so and say they were his GRANDPARENTS? I mean the way the Chandler's spoiled him is something more akin to grandparents who coddle and swoon over their grandchildren anyway, and in small does it probably wouldn't have done as much damage to Chris as it did. Plus a younger couple more in tune with the then modern times would have understood Chris needed help when signs of his Autism made themselves clear and would have done so. Because an 80s/90s couple would have known the days of straightjackets and electroshock were long gone
 
Should Chris' parents have given Chris up for adoption then in order to stay close to him have the couple drop him off for a few days or a weekend or so and say they were his GRANDPARENTS? I mean the way the Chandler's spoiled him is something more akin to grandparents who coddle and swoon over their grandchildren anyway, and in small does it probably wouldn't have done as much damage to Chris as it did. Plus a younger couple more in tune with the then modern times would have understood Chris needed help when signs of his Autism made themselves clear and would have done so. Because an 80s/90s couple would have known the days of straightjackets and electroshock were long gone

No, despite how much they neglected Chris, they did love him. And they didn't exactly coddle him like a grandparent. More like they just bought him cheap crap and let the TV babysit him so he'd stop his perpetual autistic screaming. They were really just neglectful people, despite meaning well. Sort of.

Watching the latest Geno Samuel episode part 30; Chris reformatted his PS3 hard drive all on his own or he was tricked into this? I'm assuming this meant he lost all his games? I really don't know anything about console systems made in the last 15 years. I find it kind of hard to believe Sony customer service would have advised him to do this, I would have thought that they would be well trained in dealing with all kinds of people with severe autism and diminished mental function. " Mr Chandler I need to warn you we can get your PS3 working again but, you will lose all data if we re-format" something like this. Even if the HD was shot couldn't they have attempted to recover the data like a normal PC hard drive? Is this something that is just not economically worth it?

Can't say either way what happened to his games/DLC, I know he had physical copies of the games. But he reformatted because he thought the trolls installed spyware on it, because he kept willingly giving out the password to his PSN account to trolls pretending to be friends/galpals. He also threw out the wifi antenna adapter on his PS3 because again he thought it was a vector for trolls to hack his account.
 
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Should Chris' parents have given Chris up for adoption then in order to stay close to him have the couple drop him off for a few days or a weekend or so and say they were his GRANDPARENTS? I mean the way the Chandler's spoiled him is something more akin to grandparents who coddle and swoon over their grandchildren anyway, and in small does it probably wouldn't have done as much damage to Chris as it did. Plus a younger couple more in tune with the then modern times would have understood Chris needed help when signs of his Autism made themselves clear and would have done so. Because an 80s/90s couple would have known the days of straightjackets and electroshock were long gone

%100 yes. Chris should have been given to a loving family with the energy and parenting skills he never befitted from. Chris and his parents wouldn't have this passive aggressive resentful attitude towards each other, like they're other previous children. Chris should have been adopted or aborted. I know Barb like Chris doesn't really follow the rules of the church/king James when inconvenient for them but, if it supports their POV or benefits them I'm certain Barb just like Chris uses religion to justify keeping a child they should have never had.

Was Chris officially an unwanted pregnancy? I have a hard time believing Bob would have wanted to have another child at his age, especially with the kids he already had not really liking him and a failed marriage. Based on what info is available I think Barb is exactly the kind of woman who would get herself knocked up just to trap Bob with her even at 40. Most women at 40 are going to have a very difficult time carrying a child to full term.
 
%100 yes. Chris should have been given to a loving family with the energy and parenting skills he never befitted from. Chris and his parents wouldn't have this passive aggressive resentful attitude towards each other, like they're other previous children. Chris should have been adopted or aborted. I know Barb like Chris doesn't really follow the rules of the church/king James when inconvenient for them but, if it supports their POV or benefits them I'm certain Barb just like Chris uses religion to justify keeping a child they should have never had.

Was Chris officially an unwanted pregnancy? I have a hard time believing Bob would have wanted to have another child at his age, especially with the kids he already had not really liking him and a failed marriage. Based on what info is available I think Barb is exactly the kind of woman who would get herself knocked up just to trap Bob with her even at 40. Most women at 40 are going to have a very difficult time carrying a child to full term.
Bob really should have gotten a vasectomy when he shacked up with Barb if that's the case. Usually I'm not for men getting sterilized but the guy had already passed on his genes to several women by then, mission accomplished.
 
No, despite how much they neglected Chris, they did love him. And they didn't exactly coddle him like a grandparent. More like they just bought him cheap crap and let the TV babysit him so he'd stop his perpetual autistic screaming. They were really just neglectful people, despite meaning well. Sort of.



Can't say either way what happened to his games/DLC, I know he had physical copies of the games. But he reformatted because he thought the trolls installed spyware on it, because he kept willingly giving out the password to his PSN account to trolls pretending to be friends/galpals. He also threw out the wifi antenna adapter on his PS3 because again he thought it was a vector for trolls to hack his account.

Barb and Bob Chandler have a messed up version of what they call "love."
The paranoia about Chris and his PS3... he should have gotten out more.
 
Bob really should have gotten a vasectomy when he shacked up with Barb if that's the case. Usually I'm not for men getting sterilized but the guy had already passed on his genes to several women by then, mission accomplished.

Nothing wrong with a vasectomy, it's reversable. I know a few men it's saved from getting stuck with a "barb" when they tried to pull the "I'm knocked up, its your kid, game". While were in the random Q&A thread, has it ever been proven Robert Chandler is Chris' biological father? Bob Chandler's daughter Carol has a Ph.D, his son David, is a practicing ophthalmologist and then there's Chris who's not going to be a Dr. in anything any time soon; Barbara's son, who's other son Cole Smithy, hates her for allegedly not telling him who his real father is. I look at these YT clip and see bob is like 5'6"? Chris is 5'10". I couldn't find anything on David Chandlers height. I'm sure someone more autistic than I has looked into this. Sometimes I wonder if Chris is actually Bob's son, all things considered.
 
No, despite how much they neglected Chris, they did love him. And they didn't exactly coddle him like a grandparent. More like they just bought him cheap crap and let the TV babysit him so he'd stop his perpetual autistic screaming. They were really just neglectful people, despite meaning well. Sort of.


Still even if they did babysit him with the tv and bought cheap toys to quiet his screeching that probably wouldn't have done the long term damage it did in the long run if it was only done to him when he saw Bob and Barb on weekends or for a few weeks every summer like most kids back then when they stayed with their grandparents.
 
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