- Joined
- Jun 12, 2019
Canada: the Eastern Justin yavinChina: Left to die on mountain.
Ethiopia: Death from starvation.
Ancient Sparta: Left to die on mountain.
Japan: Suicide or left to die on mountain after dishonoring family.
North Korea: Labor camp, until the DPRK realizes he’s too lazy and repurpose him as Kim Jong Un’s personal jester. Otherwise, left to die on mountain.
UK: living sex toy for the Syrian who gets the Short straw and has to wait to get a 14 year old Brit bride.
Germany: see above
Sweden: government housing and own show on state tv
South Africa: concentration camp for white Afrikaners just by sin of being White in Africa.
Venezuela: hey at least the Maduro diet will slim him down
Mexico: mlp themed donkey show
Columbia: picking cocaine plants for the cartel until he complains and gets a necktie.