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Why couldn't Copitz or any of the enablers do for Chris what Andrew and the misfit maniacs did for Big Lenny: gather up money to hire a cleaning service to clean his house?
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
As the CWCki pointed out, and what I always suggest is that Bob has had heart problems, and it's more than likely that Chris will inherit it. It looks like he's speeding the process up (if he's taking blood pressure meds as needed and not eating fast food every day).
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I'm kinda surprised he's not dead. Kacey repeatedly told Chris his choice if lifestyle is why people don't live past 40. It's the perfect storm; terrible food, genetic history of heart problems, nothing even resembling exercise the real death if him is going to be infamous tardfits. Chris strikes a car, vandalizes something or assaults some and the starts screaming and freaking out when authority/police confront him. I've always believed he's going to be thrown out of one last business, start screaming about how he's a god and he's gonna curse everyone and just grab his chest and drop like an autistic sack of fat. Stroke or heart attack.
 
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troon patrol said:
I'm kinda surprised he's not dead. Kacey repeatedly told Chris his choice if lifestyle is why people don't live past 40. It's the perfect storm; terrible food, genetic history of heart problems, nothing even resembling exercise the real death if him is going to be infamous tardfits. Chris strikes a car, vandalizes something or assaults some and the starts screaming and freaking out when authority/police confront him. I've always believed he's going to be thrown out of one last business, start screaming about how he's a god and he's gonna curse everyone and just grab his chest and drop like an autistic sack of fat. Stroke or heart attack.
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I think it maybe due to the rocks and crystals that are mellowing Chris out. If it were Classic Chris, he'd have a pacemaker by now. He's just not that agitated as much. If he were hacked or gave information out like he did before, then yes, those stress levels would increase. I'm still not ruling out his dietary habits being the main issue for future heart disease.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I think it maybe due to the rocks and crystals that are mellowing Chris out. If it were Classic Chris, he'd have a pacemaker by now. He's just not that agitated as much. If he were hacked or gave information out like he did before, then yes, those stress levels would increase. I'm still not ruling out his dietary habits being the main issue for future heart disease.
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Think it’s just age.

Chris is in his twenties was full of testosterone fueled virgin rage and tard temper.

Chris today is older. Most of his testosterone left a long time ago out of disgust and embarrassment. Whatever remained probably got flushed out with the titty skittles he has been taking.

We still get those occasional flashes of Tard Rage though, especially when Chris feels entitled to something (attention, tweets, takeout pizza) and it’s yanked away.

Everything that’s been written about Chris’s poor health is true though, and I doubt he’ll get to see his sixties.

With a little luck (for him and for us!) Chris will go out in one, giant, defiant flash of autistic rage, clutching his chest mid-rant.

It’s not a great way to go, but it sure beats many of the alternatives: Dying homeless of pneumonia, financhu-crisis induced rectal prolapse, stroking out alone while drawing Sonichu, etc.
 
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the sister fister said:
I completely forgot Chris's half brother and sister are doctors.
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Not just any doctors; one has a PhD in Mathematics and the other is an eye surgeon. Both of those careers require years of dedication and self-discipline most people don’t have.

It‘s incredibly sad that the “Bob Chandler brain” gene is recessive when stacked against the “Weston white trash” one
 
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We all know how fat he is, but how tall is Chris compared to the average american?
 
It is kinda sad when Chris and Barb pretty much blew everything that Bob worked for over the years, but then again, Chris spends away without caring about the bills and other debt.
Abarefiller said:
We all know how fat he is, but how tall is Chris compared to the average american?
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According to this, the average in 2014 was 5 ft 9 in (male) and 5 ft 3.5in (female), so at 5 ft 10 in, Chris isn't far-off the average.
 
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