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I don't think so, Chris used it because he thought them will turn him into an Adonis. Since he identifies as a women, I expect him to use more feminine products (assuming he still bathes at all).
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taintmisbehavin
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I think it’s been mentioned that he switched to Brittney Spears perfume (which I guess is just Axe for girls.)
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Do you know what's crazy? The internet has followed and documented Chris's life for 1/3 of his life now.
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The cwcki may frown upon this behavior as shit foolery but frankly I find it hilarious to think of weens harassing businesses Chris would work or attend. I know it's impossible, Chris will never get even a tard job with dars as kim suggested years ago, but I always get a chuckle imaging the manager at KFC or someplace awnsering the phone only to have Julay! Shouted in their ear and then being told "hey that tranny you hired once farted on cake!" Promoting them to say they have to let Chris go because this negative attention is bad for business.
But yeah even if a bolt of lightning reset that moldy Swiss cheese he calls a. Brain enough to realize his current lifestyle isn't viable what options would be have? He's middle aged, has no education and no skills or employment experience. Going back to school is out not just because of his age but even vocational training to be a mechanic or a plumber or some kind of skilled worker would be too much for him. He doesn't have the body to take sora courses to be a security guard or hell even OSHA training to be a janitor is too much simply because in most states those courses cost money and if it's not ponies or Lego Chris isn't gonna ante up for it.
Even being an Uber or Lyft driver is out not just because his van is so old and breaking down but both it and him stink to high heaven and nobody would want to get a ride from him.
But yeah even if a bolt of lightning reset that moldy Swiss cheese he calls a. Brain enough to realize his current lifestyle isn't viable what options would be have? He's middle aged, has no education and no skills or employment experience. Going back to school is out not just because of his age but even vocational training to be a mechanic or a plumber or some kind of skilled worker would be too much for him. He doesn't have the body to take sora courses to be a security guard or hell even OSHA training to be a janitor is too much simply because in most states those courses cost money and if it's not ponies or Lego Chris isn't gonna ante up for it.
Even being an Uber or Lyft driver is out not just because his van is so old and breaking down but both it and him stink to high heaven and nobody would want to get a ride from him.
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He uses summer's eve anf other fine douche products.
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Knowing Chris: He probably switched to female products to keep with his delusions; remember how that photo he took with menstral pads?
In a normal household, it's usually the father who prepares and even pushing his son to leave the house. Bob for all his efforts didn't think Chris was fit to live on his own. The three were fated (for lack of a better term) to live together. According to Chris, if either Chandler left, the family would be in chaos. And was Chris ever right.
I think Bob could have experimented by renting a place for Chris to stay just to see how he would cope. However, by the time Chris was in his 30s, the Chandlers had no money, and just like their son Bob was paranoid about the trolls, so he may have had second thoughts on getting Chris a place of he own, lest the trolls get him.
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GherkinRealness
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Was Chris's first kiss with the Prostitute?
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I think so. She was the only girl that would get close to him without being creeped out.
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his first everything most likely
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No that was with Barb
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I was recently thinking about this as well. Is it possible for chris to have a normal life now even if he wanted it?
Regular employment seems very difficult if not impossible. Even with his lack of experience and poor work ethic, how long would it take for an a-log or a ween to find his place of employment and harass him? If he didn't post about it on social media maybe it would take awhile but the news has to be out in the Charlottesville area about his exploits. Someone would def recognize him.
I think the idea of even making friends is impossible for chris now. How would he even go about it? He rarely leaves the house even before covid and anyone he would try to engage with online could be a potential troll. If not a simple google search would reveal a laundry list of reasons to not what to interact with him. Lets say he met some people IRL that shared common interests with him. Say a bunch of nerds at a hobby store(one hes not banned from). What would their reaction be when they found out about his online history? Assuming they wouldn't know about it already. "Hey you remember that girl from friday? Apparently she's been a massive meme online for the better part of 20yrs. Including getting cat fished, farting on a cake, leaked nudes and JULLAY!".
Chris hasn't had any real emotional connections to anyone outside of barb and bob for 12yrs. If you want a real look at how his life will go when barb dies try to understand where he goes from there. Chris is a 38yo autistic adult who hasn't had a job since 2001. Lacks any real skills, motivation, experience or real world responsibility. His mother and father have coddled him his entire life. Allowing him to live the same way he did in middle school. Could chris take care of a household by himself? Pay bills, budget, keep track of mail and financial obligations. Could he negotiate with debt collectors? Keep track of his numerous legal filings? I'm of the opinion that chris is smarter than he lets on, sometimes. That we just assume hes retarded and sits around all day, builds legos and craps his pants(TBF he mostly does). But even if I could give him the benefit of a doubt to think he'd be able to survive given no other choice the death of his mother will likely destroy w/e tenuous attachment to reality he has left.
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Making friends with Chris is a one-way street. Unless he dominates the conversation with his delusions, good luck establishing relationships. I think most people that he hangs with now are aware of his history. Apparently his D&D friends as far as anyone knows don't have a problem with Chris. From what I've learned Chris knows how to pay bills, but take care of a household, budget (you know the answer to this one) and keep track of things are very sub par. The only other thing he did to maintain the house was fix his AC, and even that can be dubious if he didn't have help/learned it from the web. I agree with you: Chris' entire adult life was taken care of, and he didn't learn any responsibilities. He can be in a prime position now by finally clearing the horde since Barb lost a lot of her influence over her son. It's just his laziness is keeping him from doing so and the fact that he won't live in the house he was raised in after Barb passes should give him the motivation to do so. I suspect Chris is thinking he will keep the house if his enablers will "help" him pay for the mortgage.
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He knew a few irl people up before getting banned from the end games and then covid hit, but I feel that most of them only did so because they felt sorry for Chris or more likey say him as a pefect virtue signaling tool. "Look at me everyone Im friends with an autistic trans woman with a history of getting bullied on the internet aren't I a good person?" I'm amazed that kinda thing doesn't happen with his enablers and orbiters more often.
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I def think theirs a real chance that white knights could help chris out post barb. But we all know how that works out. They think they're doing a good thing, chris takes advantage of them, destroys any good will they have and they abandon him after beating their head against a wall.
The thing i wonder is why do people think the dimensional merge nonsense is anything new for chris? He's always used fantasy worlds to escape his own issues and life. The merge is just the ultimate end point of all of his OCs. A place of his own creation where hes responsibility free and all of his wildest dreams are true. It's certainly gotten worse though. Lucas and mimms said that during the gameplace days he never injected his OCs into real life at least around them. Now its an ever present facet of his life that infiltrates everything he does.
The craziest thing i think is that if chris had a shred of self awareness and entrepreneurship he could be making a living off of his own celebrity. This site is living proof that people are interested enough in him to at least pay attention. Whether its selling merchandise or even his own likeness. Its a shame that every foray he's made into trying to make a buck off his OCs has failed due to his own laziness. If chris worked with people trying to make documentaries, gave interviews or even made a better market for his own content the man could be making some money. Look at geno samuel as an example. He makes almost a thousand dollars a month on patreon just documenting chris's life. The key difference is, geno has to put actual work into editing and creating content. Chris cant even draw a children's comic using markers with any regular frequency.
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In terms of trying to have a normal life...
Changing his name and moving to a different state is a start to having a normal life. Stop posting on any online accounts to leave no trace and change his phone number as well (He would also need to stop wearing those kiddy Pokémon and MLP accessory bracelet things and get a new wardrobe)
He'd be off the radar completely as "Christine Weston Chandler" and people would need to seek out or run to him in complete chance to know exactly where he is.
I have no clue if he'd theoretically ever be disciplined to do that, and it would take way too much effort and commitment (his autistic tendencies and obsessive habits and interests probably won't ever leave him).
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I think just backing away from the internet entirely would certainly help. We've seen this before with his self imposed exiles. I'd def say it would go a far way to improving his state of mind and general well being. Most of the hardcore trolling efforts have stopped years ago but his presence online is a constant weight that shackles him to his past. Like you said though, does chris have the self control to actually stick to that? I doubt it. Between his obsessive tendencies and attention seeking behavior his "internet fame" is one of the only things in his life he has to cling to. Really even if chris still dressed and acted like a troon just walking away from his persona online might be enough to attain some sense of a normal life, if he wanted it. As we've seen in the past that's not something he'll likely ever do.
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Dude, it's 2020. "walking away from the internet" is easier said and done these days, and Chris has a direct line to every shithead, ween, asspatter, and a would-be troll from two public phone numbers, discord, his emails, etc. He cannot resist the allure of being the center of attention when he sees like 50+ pings on his home screen notifications.
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Chris cannot quit the internet at this point.
Chris (and Barb) have made a point to personally offend all the friends, neighbors, family members, police/security officers and store managers they come into contact with. Let that sink in for a moment. All Barb has is a mountain of QVC shit, all Chris has are the online weens/white knights.
Chris is pretty funny from where we are sitting but, imagine you live across the street and have to see that eyesore the chandlers call a home, imagine wondering if Chris is gonna kill your cat or steal your dog or say inappropriate things to your 16 year old daughter.
Chris (and Barb) have made a point to personally offend all the friends, neighbors, family members, police/security officers and store managers they come into contact with. Let that sink in for a moment. All Barb has is a mountain of QVC shit, all Chris has are the online weens/white knights.
Chris is pretty funny from where we are sitting but, imagine you live across the street and have to see that eyesore the chandlers call a home, imagine wondering if Chris is gonna kill your cat or steal your dog or say inappropriate things to your 16 year old daughter.
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I genuinely LOLd at the thought of Chris becoming an Uber driver...
Imagine booking an Uber from Charlottesville Airport, standing there waiting with your suitcase...
Suddenly a Chrystler van, plastered with stickers and crap everywhere screeches to a halt.
You hear a high pitched nasally voice squeaking; “Hello, my name is Christine, I’ll be your driver!”
The man coming out of the van is oddly shaped. Like an orange with two pencils sticking out as legs. He’s wearing candy colored tights and a too short dress.
His face seems to be all chin, and some sort of pink horn is sticking up from the long, matted strands of green hair that’s fighting a desperate and losing fight against male pattern baldness.
“Yah, hmm... You can just eh... Those suitcases can go in the hmm back!” The man says and jumps back in the driver seat before you can even ask if he can give you a hand.
The van takes off, and still in shock, you fumble on your phone to put on some music. Not soon enough.
“You hmm... You might wonder why my face is kinda familiar! I get that a lot!” He says with a smug look on his face.
“You mi-you could even say I’m Ehm... Internet famous!”
He starts looking and grabbing for something in an oversized purse that’s next to the drivers seat, taking a hand and all attention off the road.
“Shoot, where is it, ah there!” With a look of utter triumph, he hands you a greasy businesscard: “Christine Weston...” You start reading aloud.
“..Chandler, creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon and the city of Cwcville, that’s ME!” The nasally voice finishes for you.
You’re about to ask to turn the radio on, when the van screeches to a halt.
“Why did you stop in the middle of-“ you start but you’re met with an annoyed handwave.
Then you realize why there are two iPhones awkwardly taped together on the dashboard.
“There is a... Imma just do this raid it’s a three star raid, it’ll just take a hmmm minute...”
Fat fingers dance across a glass screen. You wonder how on earth he managed to build up a sweat while doing nothing but driving with the aircon on, but shove then question aside for now.
“As a reward for your hmm patience, I’m going to let you in on a ehm... Imma tell you a secret!”
The driver turns to face you, with a look of smug insanity.
“You might want to ahh, twee.. Tell your friends that you have been driven by a Goddess! Have you heard about DA MERGE?!”
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its hysterical only because I'm not living through it.
imagine him doing the same thing when he should be ringing you up at the McDonald's drive-thru.
You just want to order a Big Mac but instead of telling you to 'pull ahead' he just keeps going on about how 'Mama christine is going to complete da merge soon.'