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Chris should've been shot by boogie2988 instead of Frank Hassle
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No don't say that, he'd leave this world too soon, we need to see this train wreck play out!
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I'd only visit it as a "Must see at least once" kinda deal, not out of wonder. I'd never live there. I would visit just to see what sorta madness Chris would create when running a town, and how terrible it is. Maybe see about helping boycott his terrible ruling once done.
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Probably not, but if YouTubers like Bald and Bankrupt visits, I would the entire part of the series.
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If Chris was closer to his brother David, I wonder if there was any thought of David taking his daughter to be babysat by Chris?
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I have just started going through the geno documentaries again, and came to the bit with Patti Chandler being put to sleep and a few things bothered me.
The many walks I have shared with her around this neighborhood
If you've owned a dog and don't need a mobility scooter, you know they're great sources of love, companionship, and exercise. Christian's memories are so uninspired about how he looks back on the dog. This one caught my attention though because he says they had many walks around the neighborhood. Branchland Court is surrounded by miles of green and countryside, and just a few streets before you hit that main road / freeway. Did he never go exploring with her? Experience the vast countryside, with its amazing views, vistas... and the odd tick in the grass? I could almost see it being a painful obligation for him to go outside and be exposed to fresh oxygen, before returning back to the hoard.
I stayed with her during her final moments with a hand on her head and a tear in my eye
As I stood outside, I heard Patti's last barks saying, "I will always love you, Chris. Thank You."
The first being that Chris claims he stayed with her to the end, but that he also left and heard her final goodbyes. I think Chris might have escorted her to the room, but he didn't stay with her for the injection, and the euthanasia. Now I can appreciate that, because it's a very hard time for the owner, but it's also a scary time for the pet. They can sense when their best friend is upset or scared, and being in the vets offers sounds and experiences that will scare a dog or cat. The dog wasn't saying thank you, Chris, like his ego would believe, but 'Where the fuck are you? Help! DON'T LEAVE ME! OW! Ah... that...that's not so bad....." I get that it's not easy to be there, and we're dealing with a man who signed her death warrant with a crying sonichu face to the side, but turning her death into a magmanimous gesture by Chris made my intestines knot.
Looking at the photographs of her pen, and how it resembles a Japanese POW camp, I'm amazed she lived to be 18
The many walks I have shared with her around this neighborhood
If you've owned a dog and don't need a mobility scooter, you know they're great sources of love, companionship, and exercise. Christian's memories are so uninspired about how he looks back on the dog. This one caught my attention though because he says they had many walks around the neighborhood. Branchland Court is surrounded by miles of green and countryside, and just a few streets before you hit that main road / freeway. Did he never go exploring with her? Experience the vast countryside, with its amazing views, vistas... and the odd tick in the grass? I could almost see it being a painful obligation for him to go outside and be exposed to fresh oxygen, before returning back to the hoard.
I stayed with her during her final moments with a hand on her head and a tear in my eye
As I stood outside, I heard Patti's last barks saying, "I will always love you, Chris. Thank You."
The first being that Chris claims he stayed with her to the end, but that he also left and heard her final goodbyes. I think Chris might have escorted her to the room, but he didn't stay with her for the injection, and the euthanasia. Now I can appreciate that, because it's a very hard time for the owner, but it's also a scary time for the pet. They can sense when their best friend is upset or scared, and being in the vets offers sounds and experiences that will scare a dog or cat. The dog wasn't saying thank you, Chris, like his ego would believe, but 'Where the fuck are you? Help! DON'T LEAVE ME! OW! Ah... that...that's not so bad....." I get that it's not easy to be there, and we're dealing with a man who signed her death warrant with a crying sonichu face to the side, but turning her death into a magmanimous gesture by Chris made my intestines knot.
Looking at the photographs of her pen, and how it resembles a Japanese POW camp, I'm amazed she lived to be 18
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God no, i'd be scared of it being like Silent Hill and not been able to leave. Also every habitant of cwcville is either being killed by Chris or is molested, no thank you.
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What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?
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What if Chris teamed up with Jerry Nadler and ran for president on the “Shits self, does nothing” ticket?
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Why does chris talk like he's holding his nose?
he's constantly sounded plugged up since the beginning of time
he's constantly sounded plugged up since the beginning of time
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I know it was probably mostly an act but Chris jumping around like a loony and doing a woody woodpecker laugh during his latest tf2 stream really does show that he's too far gone to ever be considered normal. Oh and "high functioning?" Yeah sure that's what they all say the first sign of mental illness is denial there's a problem at all.
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For me, it’s Chris’s belief that CWCville and his characters are real, and how Chris crowbars them into reality leads to strange results.
Also, the fact that Chris can’t stop putting Sonichu in every single part of his life, from the belt buckle to the résumé.
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And Chris wonders why the Analists don't want to do anything with him. I think the first step to get his answer is to watch the whole livestream.
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I think that's his end goal with the Merge. Anyways, he'd still probably be blocked by MLP voice actresses, but that's just because his ramblings would make other people insane as well.
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Well that and because they're probably well aware of everything he's done past, present and future
Mo doubt in my mind weens and a logs flooded the inboxes of these people with links to the cwcki or some more infamous Chris moments. The fact that an entire army of vindictive people have easy access to every fucked up thing Chris has done and then share it around like an even more retarded version of the paparazzi, would normally be a tragedy. But for us it's a fucking comedy.
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Is today reaction day? is there gonna be another stupid brony t2 analysis that our goddess will lip sync over?
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Don't know if it's been brought up before, but what if the same news channel that covered Chris' sweepstakes win wanted to do a follow up of what he is doing now with the knowledge of what's happened to Chris over the years? You know some producer is looking up archived footage and thinking to himself: "this could make for a good story."
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Thought I'd bump this thread to say that, I've recently rewatched the barb flowers and tf2 stream (especially stuff I missed at the beginning) and I gotta say. They both show just how miserable Chris is behind his facade.
The barb video goes from a somewhat decent I message to his estranged brother to him basically begging cole "please take her away from me shes as much a burden to me as I am to her." Followed by the lunacy that is the merge. He brings it up again in the tf2 stream and it really shows how desperate he is for his life to turn around but refuses to make any actual effort or work in making that happen. Preferring to relay on an idea so ludicrously lazy that it's absolutely asinine.
Tldr; as people like @TheOnlyYamchaFan have said, Chris is in for one rude awaking once barb dies and he has no hope of staying in 14 branchland. He has lost any and all hope of integrating into regular society. He can't drop any of his delusional or idiocratic behavior to even try to do so and he refuses to do so.
The barb video goes from a somewhat decent I message to his estranged brother to him basically begging cole "please take her away from me shes as much a burden to me as I am to her." Followed by the lunacy that is the merge. He brings it up again in the tf2 stream and it really shows how desperate he is for his life to turn around but refuses to make any actual effort or work in making that happen. Preferring to relay on an idea so ludicrously lazy that it's absolutely asinine.
Tldr; as people like @TheOnlyYamchaFan have said, Chris is in for one rude awaking once barb dies and he has no hope of staying in 14 branchland. He has lost any and all hope of integrating into regular society. He can't drop any of his delusional or idiocratic behavior to even try to do so and he refuses to do so.