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Chris thinks it's completely fine to use people's whole names on the internet.
Of course he thinks it's fine; After all these years, what has he called himself? His full fucking name. Do you really expect Chris to be fully aware that some people don't like to be treated the same way he does, and are comfortable with different things than he is?
 
When you buy it make sure you build a cage for Chris in the yard so he has a place to live. You can pay for it by charging weens admission to see him in person (and hire security guards in pickle suits to make sure no one gets a free show)
And for an extra $10 they can walk up to the cage and feed him Big Macs and chicken nugs.
 
I'm kinda surprised that Chris hasn't started sperging about vtubers yet, since the whole concept of fictional anime characters streaming as if they were real would mesh perfectly well with his merge delusions.

It'd also be fun watching him have another meltdown over being blocked after trying to rub elbows with them.
 
Nah just incoherently walking around 14 BLC like some sort of zombie with all the drugs she's hopped up on.
Until she becomes lucid enough to scream at Chris to buy her a mobility scooter from Goodwill. And scream at him again to build a chair lift so she can get upstairs. With parts sold by Goodwill.
 
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After Chris' outburst in his HS graduation, I don't think Bob had the slightest idea of what would occur once he was enrolled in PVCC. Imagine Bob homeschooling Chris when he was given that one year suspension. Those 5 years towards that associates must've been hard on Bob with the Love Quest involved.
 
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I'm kinda surprised that Chris hasn't started sperging about vtubers yet, since the whole concept of fictional anime characters streaming as if they were real would mesh perfectly well with his merge delusions.

It'd also be fun watching him have another meltdown over being blocked after trying to rub elbows with them.
I agree, they've even been a vtuber crossover with that Neptunia game he likes plus he could get someone to make him a virtual avatar so he can looks as young and good looking as he wants.
 
I was reading the CWCki article on Chris' education. There's a table that links to the years of Chris' life when he was attending a school. I was reading 2005 because that was the year that Chris was finished serving his suspension from PVCC, and boy, how Chris spent that year: Car incidents, arrests for loitering, creeping on Anna, Megan and some woman named Lindsay.
 
Whoever buys the property will have to deal with Chris randomly visiting. God forbid that the new owners leave the front door open. He would absolutely invite himself in and think it’d be quirky.
If I buy 14 branchland court I would let Chris live there, but I'll put a thousand fucking cameras around the house and do like a Big Brother type stuff where every moment you can watch what Chris is doing.

I'll also hold events and stuff in 14 Branchland Court so everyone has a chance to meet Chris.
 
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