Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pickle Inspector]

I checked the progression of Chris' Patreon out of curiosity. By shitting himself and doing nothing, his Patreons actually went up on 2021 somehow.

Why would anyone become a Patreon of someone who's been blatantly ignoring his obligations for years?

There are some weird mongs out there.

A white knight and his stimmy are easily parted.

 

[Mr. 0]

Jackie caused cake farts. Jackie caused the pussy eating video. Jackie is the one who started the tranny shit.

That wasn't trolls. Someone Chris supposedly associated with IRL (yes, they existed back then too) suggested he "get in touch with his feminine side" and Chris being Chris heard "explore what it's like to be a woman".

Not really, Chris was the one who first mentioned it to Jackie, as something he'd already been doing.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_24

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My mother felt ill at ease upon first instance. And later, she told me that she would not complain about my makeup and tomgirl ways. Today, she was a major, complaining bitch; she hurt me heavily emotionally with that back-stabbing indian-giver attitude. And she just came up here shouted out more and more commands and complaints. Obviously she has something else going on that is affecting this mood-swing, and she may go back to being nice soon. She still hurt me; I am damn happy being a Tomgirl, and she is not going to change that. She is also paranoid of me turning damn gay or becoming a transvestite. Neither of which is the case; I am very attracted to women, including your sweet self, Jackie. I am feeling that she won't let up until I finally bring home a girlfriend who loves me for me, and appreciates my tomgirl ways. And I do not know to many tomgirls around here in person to attempt to put her mind at ease. Stressful.

I have actually shared how I felt with mom recently, and she listened. She also let off a few monkies off her back; speghetti dinner that was refused by dad and me the night of our final move back to Ruckersville. I couldn't help it if I did not feel like spaghetti that night; she gave up cooking for us after that for one.

Before I forget, I wanted to be sure to address the question I missed in your last e-mail. My mom said things like "do not wear eyeshadow", "you look like a prostitute", "lipstick makes you look like a hooker", "you're turning into a gay", "what are you piercing next?", "what's next, you wearing a skirt and high heels" and shit like that. I mean, her concerns are understandable, but she is soo paranoid, overprotective and crazy. I will always be straight, no matter what; it is in my prebirth programmming. Otherwise, I would not be feeling like throwing up most times I see another dude's penis. XP BLECH!!!

The spaghetti topic is soo yesterdecade, but apparently she remembers it as well as having a very close relative pass away. Obviously I can empathize with that; I still have my chip on the shoulder from Michael Snyder banning me from the Game & Hobby Place and being soo still unforgiving and closed-minded of accepting my apology. I even wish heavily for the Place to be blown up and burn to the ground while there was nobody inside

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

They likely feel pitty for chris, but charity makes them feel like enabling so they go to patreon and give money to 'get somthing' that way it's a transaction to stimulate Chris into action

That'll work for sure

 

[mudwogg]

Been watching the 1987 TMNT series one episode a day. I found two Chris Chan variants from different episodes.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

What's the pull of modern Chris?
Do you keep tabs on him out of habit?

Personally I see what he's been up to every few weeks or so. Right now he's too sad or honestly boring to really make me want to dive into thinking about him like when I first heard of the guy.
Last few times I checked in on him it was "oh some more teens are trying to bank off of him"
"Yep still a goddesses but he's selling rocks"
To each their own I guess

 

[Muu]

What's the pull of modern Chris?
Do you keep tabs on him out of habit?

A didn't know a lot about Chris then found out more about him through the documentary and seeing the classic area and missing out on funny Chris and not being a part of it, so I check on Chris out of FOMO so I don't miss out again.

 

[Muu]

I checked the progression of Chris' Patreon out of curiosity. By shitting himself and doing nothing, his Patreons actually went up on 2021 somehow.

Although there was a big sudden drop on the 11th of June but yeah weens wanting to part of Christory I guess.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Happy Father's Day to Bob.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I suspect Bob in his later years (2010-2011) regretted not getting Chris specialized learning instead of cramming him into mainstream education. If he was ashamed of Chris during his graduation scene in HS, he must of been super irritated when Chris went to college. Then again, he was willing to feed Chris' delusions with his Love Quest.

 

[Mr. 0]

I hope Chris gets trolled into burning down CWCville with his own fire-on-a-stick and bombs. And then shits himself.

 

[Muu]

I suspect Bob in his later years (2010-2011) regretted not getting Chris specialized learning instead of cramming him into mainstream education.

Can you imagine if he was still alive now instead of Barb? He'd be 94 but stranger things have happened.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Can you imagine if he was still alive now instead of Barb? He'd be 94 but stranger things have happened.

I think he'd be more aggressive; Barb had lost most of her aggressiveness with Chris over time, but I believe Bob would still get into arguments ("constructive criticism") with Chris, even cutting the dang internet.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Can you imagine if he was still alive now instead of Barb? He'd be 94 but stranger things have happened.

Bob would have died regardless. He would have a heart attack from the daily fights trying to prevent the troon out. It would be like the infamous lumberjack video but amplified and daily. He certainly wouldn't have allowed Chris to sell his cherished trash, records, and other collectibles. I also don't see bob letting Chris take over the entire house and decorating it like a meth head horse fucker with my little pony and kindergarten finger paintings everywhere.

Chris wouldn't have defiled the memory of his father by turning him into the hero Robertchu in the comics and probably instead named Bob as one of the dang dirty trolls who purposely knocked up Snorlax to birth Chris with the sole purpose of trolling him with Bob's pack of drunk, high aqua teenatic troll mob.

Chris got lucky that Bob died and borb is suffering from dementia. He got to troon out with mild resistance and turn his home into toys r us covered in shit.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I also don't believe for one second that Bob reconciled with Chris over the whole trooning thing before he died. That really does smack of Chris trying to do some Stalin-style editing of History. At most, Bob would probably have just got fed up of hearing about it - just like the Love Quest - and quietly ignored it in the hope that it would go away.

 

[Just Dont]

When the bank foreclosures the house, how much will the auction go?

I really really want 14 Branchlane Court.

 

[Mr. 0]

When the bank foreclosures the house, how much will the auction go?

I really really want 14 Branchlane Court.

When you buy it make sure you build a cage for Chris in the yard so he has a place to live. You can pay for it by charging weens admission to see him in person (and hire security guards in pickle suits to make sure no one gets a free show)

 

[Muu]

When the bank foreclosures the house, how much will the auction go?

I think the bigger question is how much will it cost to renovate. Imagine the smell and odour entrenched in the walls and hoard.

Although it would be wishful thinking to think someone who knows about Chris would buy it, they would make a few bucks from weens for their pilgrimage to 14 Branchland court.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I think the bigger question is how much will it cost to renovate. Imagine the smell and odour entrenched in the walls and hoard.

Although it would be wishful thinking to think someone who knows about Chris would buy it, they would make a few bucks from weens for their pilgrimage to 14 Branchland court.

If it ever ends up in the hands of someone else it will either get gutted once again and someone hits the hard reset button or it will be demolished to sell the land. That or it will get rented out to a low income family.

 

[Just Dont]

I think the bigger question is how much will it cost to renovate. Imagine the smell and odour entrenched in the walls and hoard.

Although it would be wishful thinking to think someone who knows about Chris would buy it, they would make a few bucks from weens for their pilgrimage to 14 Branchland court.

I followed Chris for over a decade now and I believe his house could become a mecha for people on the Internet to do a pilgrimage to it.

I would buy it and make it a museum of CWC.

I think, rate me autistic if you want, that Chris will be unironically studied in academic fields in the future.

 

[judge claude frollo]

I feel so, so bad for Megan. Imagine having a fat fucking psychotic troon you met a long time ago still obsessed with you., still talking about you as if you're a relevant presence in his life. And dropping your full name too, constantly, because for some reason Chris thinks it's completely fine to use people's whole names on the internet.