Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Zeorus]

High school drama and theatrics also occasionally calls for late nights and weekends, and I can't imagine Bob or Barb being comfortable with that.

Also, he'd tard rage during Hell Week.

Then again, who in any high school drama club hasn't?

 

[BT 075]

Was that ever actually confirmed? When I looked through his posts, NONE of them sounded like anything he'd say.

We all know that Chris could never impersonate a black person and sound like anything else then an autistic version of Uncle Ruckus.

 

[pickleniggo]

But why would he be the waterboy for a sport he didn't understand or care about, when there were other things more conducive to his interests? What was the attraction to basketball is really my question..

It was the 90's. Maybe he thought cartoon characters would appear on the court a la Space Jam.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

We all know that Chris could never impersonate a black person and sound like anything else then an autistic version of Uncle Ruckus.

THANK YOU

 

[Anonimo]

I'd like to speak for high school drama club members everywhere and point out that being involved with such a club would have required him to at least have a passable level of talent.

He'd probably tard rage if he was given anything less than the lead role in a musical, because you know, he clearly has a Frank Sinatra/Bing Crosby flavor to his singing voice!

 

[pickleniggo]

He'd probably tard rage if he was given anything less than the lead role in a musical, because you know, he clearly has a Frank Sinatra/Bing Crosby flavor to his singing voice!

I've seen probably every Chris video released, and the videos in which he sings are really the only ones that make me cringe. Like I wonder why he thinks he can sing when he's very clearly tone deaf.

 

[Zeorus]

I've seen probably every Chris video released, and the videos in which he sings are really the only ones that make me cringe. Like I wonder why he thinks he can sing when he's very clearly tone deaf.

The autism in combination with his relative isolation have likely fucked with his sense of pitch (and proportion).

 

[Henry Bemis]

He'd probably tard rage if he was given anything less than the lead role in a musical, because you know, he clearly has a Frank Sinatra/Bing Crosby flavor to his singing voice!

Also, do we need to touch on what would happen the second someone told Chris that theater is "gay?"

 

[Horde Prime]

Useless. So probably not that much different than some of the other employees.

Well to be fair he'd also smell really bad.

Was that ever actually confirmed? When I looked through his posts, NONE of them sounded like anything he'd say.

Look again. He commented in the thread about the CVille Hobby store going out of business something along the lines of "I hope that Snyder goes out of business." There were a few others where he let things slip out that kind of sound like Chris. And I believe there were a few cases of his infamous capitalization irregularity.

Also

Spoiler

I'm thinking DrJoshii is a return engagement.

 

[Holdek]

1. When did the Chandlers first move to 14 Branchland Court?

2. When Chris was in High School and the Chandlers were living in the Richmond Area did they ever stay at 14 BC during breaks from school (Winter Break,Spring Break, the Summer etc.) or did 14 BC just sit empty during Chris's high school years?

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris's_homes

bionic is obviously Chris's best character! But really nothing about him makes any fucking sense. He's named bionic, but there's nothing robotic about him, he's apparently sonic brother who's obsessed with basket ball because one day he randomly opened a portal to hell and spent centuries shooting hoops with the dark lord (or something like that). Oh, and apparently he's an engineer or something?

Bionic the Hedgehog is Sonic the Hedgehog's long-lost (But not for long) brother. He's 16-years old, and he's a hot dude.

and he's a hot dude.

(http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/bionic1.htm)

 

[Henry Bemis]

...and he's a hot dude.

Hotter than a pistol.

 

[Horde Prime]

What are you talking about? Little boys are always interested (or at least curious) about porno. They steal shit ALL the time (i.e candy, friend's toys). They
graffiti on playground equipments and bathroom stalls. And they harass girls constantly (poking them, yelling at them, etc)

Only little boys with shitty parents.

 

[Holdek]

As jenkies jenkins or whatever, he wrote a story about getting cornholed to see if he was gay, but then puked....

He also said that also he came simultaneously

 

[Chikinballs]

What would Chris be like if he worked in a computer store?

He would install sonichu comics, wallpapers, decals, and sound effects. I imagine the bfg's would be getting a newsletter type thing with their receipt.

He also said that also he came simultaneously

It was a better sex story than anything he has written about a woman. More biologically and emotionally accurate, too. Nobody got tit fucked to oblivion, or the male equivalent....which i guess for this situation would be cwc being on the receiving end of the titfucking.

 

[Holdek]

I've seen probably every Chris video released, and the videos in which he sings are really the only ones that make me cringe.

Eh, I've never watched it, but I would probably cringe at the one where he makes and drinks it, if I did.

Like I wonder why he thinks he can sing when he's very clearly tone deaf.

Probably his parents told him he was a great singer. Just like how Barb told him he's handsome so he can't understand why girls don't approach him.

Only little boys with shitty parents.

It was a better sex story than anything he has written about a woman. More biologically and emotionally accurate, too. Nobody got tit fucked to oblivion, or the male equivalent....which i guess for this situation would be cwc being on the receiving end of the titfucking.

Any potential appreciation of it is ruined by

Spoiler: Not cool, Chris

Before then, I had a gay experience in Summer Camp when I was 7. My bunkmates were experimenting, and made me their mo-fo unwilling guinea pig. I was blindfolded during the whole thing, feeling an 8-year old's dick up my ass. I was not thrilled from the ordeal.

 

[Chikinballs]

Any potential appreciation of it is ruined by

Ignoring content, this is still some of his best work.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Before then, I had a gay experience in Summer Camp when I was 7. My bunkmates were experimenting, and made me their mo-fo unwilling guinea pig. I was blindfolded during the whole thing, feeling an 8-year old's dick up my ass. I was not thrilled from the ordeal.

I find it interesting how the fact it was gay sex overshadows that it was also, you know, little kids fucking each other.

 

[Chikinballs]

I find it interesting how the fact it was gay sex overshadows that it was also, you know, little kids fucking each other.

That wasnt the story i was talking about, but yeah. Even the one i was involved teenagers. I had forgotten the age thing.

 

[FogHornCakeHorn]

Has Chris ever been back to Manchester High? It's seems to be his Mecca so a pilgrimage makes sense for him.

 

[SoniBlu]

I find it interesting how the fact it was gay sex overshadows that it was also, you know, little kids fucking each other.

I find it interesting that someone who claimed to be "as wild as a serial rapist" uses a term like mo-fo when describing how he himself was sexually violated. Jenkies posts read like if you taught a robot 90s street talk and then beat said robot over the head with a brick for forty minutes.