Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[FightenGnome]

I'm all in favor of the state paying to eliminate Chris' duck. It's a benefit to society that he never have the opportunity to use it again.

While I agree in the duck removal process, I do not support the vaginification process. I wouldn't wish dilation on my worst enemies.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris doesn't read

Do religious books count?

So no history, no science, no travel, just pop culture before the Jail of Fail?

No wonder Chris saw such a naive and cartoonish outlook about the real world...

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So no history, no science, no travel, just pop culture before the Jail of Fail?

No wonder Chris saw such a naive and cartoonish outlook about the real world...

Chris should've taken more interest in science given he was learning CADD. But his interests lied in video games, children's toys and chasing women.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

According to Chris, while behind bars, he's read some romance novels, but I doubt it. During the Kacey/Father call, Chris has stated he's read To Kill A Mocking Bird (BS). I've posted before how his writing being insane, the grammar is still off, among other errors, which leads me to believe that Chris doesn't read, if that was the case, his writing structure would be better. If Chris did read, he'll only focus on the parts that he thought appeal to him. With the Warhol book, Chris read it out of order.

He listed the Goosebumps series as his main literary influence in one of the Kacey videos (might be the Father call) I believe.

 

[FightenGnome]

yep

Next hearing is on Feb 3. I predict yet another continuance.

(the front page of the CWCki can be an easy way to see if Chris is still in the "Jail of Fail")

I looked on the CWCKI and was surprised to see that the Jail of Fail didn't have its own article (merely added to the CWCisms). It has the perfect mix of childish, lame and an attempt at sounding cool that it makes for the perfect Chris descriptor of jail.

Can't belive it.

I thought he had posted bail.

No Bail for the Jail of Fail.

Im starting to belieb that the Geno series is having more of a detrimental effect than a neutral effect. So many zoomers are too lazy to read the cwcki and sift through content and instead park their asses and binge watch Chris, maintaining his notoriety. This has resulted in the root cause of current gayops always starting with "i found out about Chris from the series" rather than the chance encounters it had been in the past.

I agree and you see it sometimes from people who are new to the Farms or post about Chris on the chans. They get the macro picture but none of the micro and say something like "if only he got help" or "if only Bob didn't pay for his friends" or "if only he lowered his standards and got a girlfriend..." ignoring all of the little things that happened that prove that no pity is deserved for Chris. Trolls had him act out pretty much every role in life he wanted and he failed spectacularly.

Being a good friend? [X]
Being a good artist? [X]
Turning Sonichu into a franchise? [X]
Being a good boyfriend? or date? [XX]
Owning a business? [X]

and so on and so forth. I will say that the Geno series did have a positive benefit in that some hidden content came to light during the production of it. Troll identities and Liquid content in particular as well as some lost e-mails and audio. So it wasn't a total loss.

I think his pencil grip is just straight up autism. A weird pencil grip seems to be very common among young autistic kids, so much so that there are online autism shops that sell all kinds of "weighted pencils" and other gimmicks to help autistics to learn to hold their pencils properly.
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Don't get a handjob from an autistic, got it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I looked on the CWCKI and was surprised to see that the Jail of Fail didn't have its own article (merely added to the CWCisms). It has the perfect mix of childish, lame and an attempt at sounding cool that it makes for the perfect Chris descriptor of jail.

This is coming from the same autist that described an excavator as a 'shovel mech.' Much like everything else, education was a waste for CWC.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Fucking up his EPO had more to do with it. The nature of his crimes are less of a factor than the nature of Chris. The court isn't trying to establish guilt or innocence. That's easy: he's guilty as fuck. They are puzzling over the much more difficult matter of what the fuck to do with him.

I think Chris's lawyer could have requested bail and it would have been granted. Chris was likely denied bail because Mr. Heilberg thinks Chris will screw his case up even worse if he is not in custody.

 

[Ophelia]

He tanked his bond hearing and now his attorney is working to keep him locked up to accumulate time served and to stop him from going out and doing anything even more dumb in the meantime.

Plus he has nowhere to go.

Really dumb question but I need to know: Does he have some toys in his cell?

He has a deck of cards and his boundless imagination

Holy shit, I'm still in shock he is still locked up...

You shouldn’t be. The wheels of justice turn slow.

According to Chris, while behind bars, he's read some romance novels, but I doubt it. During the Kacey/Father call, Chris has stated he's read To Kill A Mocking Bird (BS). I've posted before how his writing being insane, the grammar is still off, among other errors, which leads me to believe that Chris doesn't read, if that was the case, his writing structure would be better. If Chris did read, he'll only focus on the parts that he thought appeal to him. With the Warhol book, Chris read it out of order.

It is entirely possible to read as much (as little, really) as Chris does and still be an appalling writer, especially if you’re autistic or have other mental problems. Given that he’s locked up with little to do, I don’t find it hard to believe he’s ran his eyes down some romance novels, barely taking in any information but still “reading.”

Reading can make writers better, but it won’t do anything for someone who just can’t write.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Chris should've taken more interest in science given he was learning CADD. But his interests lied in video games, children's toys and chasing women.

Most people with those interests could make use of education in CADD. Chris failed to do that. He didn't choose CADD, Bob chose it for him. Bob hoped Chris could make a career out of it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He didn't choose CADD, Bob chose it for him. Bob hoped Chris could make a career out of it.

Part of me thinks Bob wanted to turn Chris into himself, or Chris' half sister Carol. Look how that turned out.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

This is coming from the same autist that described an excavator as a 'shovel mech.' Much like everything else, education was a waste for CWC.

In all fairness, that's a pretty good description of an excavator. That's one of the few CWCisms I actually think could be fed back into common vernacular unironically.

 

[Cybertonia]

I think Chris's lawyer could have requested bail and it would have been granted. Chris was likely denied bail because Mr. Heilberg thinks Chris will screw his case up even worse if he is not in custody.

Chris was denied bail because he stated at his bond hearing that his intention was to go back to his house - the place where the alleged crimes took place - so he could collect his toys.

That usually doesn't go all too well when you tell the judge that the very first thing you're gonna do when you're out on bond is return to the crime scene.

 

[Ophelia]

Chris was denied bail because he stated at his bond hearing that his intention was to go back to his house - the place where the alleged crimes took place - so he could collect his toys.

That usually doesn't go all too well when you tell the judge that the very first thing you're gonna do when you're out on bond is return to the crime scene.

He would have been denied bail even if he hadn’t said that.

 

[Lazy Man]

He would have been denied bail even if he hadn’t said that.

That usually doesn't go all too well when you tell the judge that the very first thing you're gonna do when you're out on bond is return to the crime scene.

He was the opposite of a flight risk. He just wanted to go back to 14 BC, his safe space. He's going to lose it when he can't return to the only place he's ever felt safe after all this is over.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

Chris was denied bail because he stated at his bond hearing that his intention was to go back to his house - the place where the alleged crimes took place - so he could collect his toys.

That usually doesn't go all too well when you tell the judge that the very first thing you're gonna do when you're out on bond is return to the crime scene.

Makes sense, that's a massive risk on its own, I do wonder what will happen to him, so many possibilities. Wonder if the judge feels bad for him.

I know the public isn't allowed but there are still ways of recording it, anyone planning on it?

 

[Sugriva]

If he wanted to get sex reassignment surgery the weens could probably cough up the money to do it. They were willing to spend $5000 to send him to a convention.

I'd pay good money to help Chris lop off his wiener. The dilation saga would be amazing. We could even have a counter on the front page of the wiki.

"It has been
36
days since Chris last dilated"​

 

[TV's Adam West]

Why hasn't Sonichu broke his father out of jail? What the fuck bro.

 

[Cybertonia]

I know the public isn't allowed but there are still ways of recording it, anyone planning on it?

"No trolling plans"

Real answer- there won't be any opportunity to record anything, Chris most likely is gonna sit in jail until the summer until he's tard wrangled by his attorney into taking a deal on time served. After that he'll probably end up on probation and in a halfway house for the rest of the year.

 

[Kirby]

I'd pay good money to help Chris lop off his wiener

i think eventually it will fall off on its own like yanivs

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

So apparently that Helena troon who was interacting a lot with chris before motherfucker saga is spreading around CWC religious flyers around his neighborhood and pretending like someone else is responsible

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