Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Radical Goodspeed]

I'm deeply troubled by how Chris's logic of "getting in touch with his feminine side," led to him trooning out is the exact same line of thinking he took when someone likely told him "you're the man of the house now."

Setting aside all the Jesus bullshit that came after, Chris literally assumed Bob's role (to the point of talking to his mom the way he might talk to a wife, and even wearing his dad's wedding band, iirc), through his fucked up lens, and like a pet bear realizing its owner might provide a tasty meal, ahem, claimed his rights as husband.

I think if he let go all of his tranny goddess bullshit, he would have simply claimed he was entitled to fuck Barb as "man of the house."

 

[Pointless Sperg]

What if Chris was a girl?

This has been asked like 40 times in this thread.

 

[King Kiwi]

This has been asked like 40 times in this thread.

Ah, what is an original question from you, then?

Not that last one though.

 

[Rupin]

if Chris was a girl, she would still be autistic, ugly as fuck and would probably have shacked up with some loser who scraped the bottom of the barrel to get to her because that’s all he could get. We probably wouldn’t have known about Sonichu because the quest to get a girlfriend free boy isn’t as interesting as the original premise. But, I think that Chris would have been in a better place than he is now, him being a girl wouldn’t have led to raping Barb.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Wasn't Sean Walker already trying to turn Chris into Randy Stair 2.0? That didn't seem to work, so I doubt this would have worked either.

I don't think so. He was in a white knight group and had a falling out with some of its members when one of them doxed him. One of the others got mad at him for Chris leaving her group at his suggestion and claimed the Stair story.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It measures 240 by 120 feet and contains a table over 20 feet long, surrounded by 18 chairs, in an enormous, otherwise empty room.

It's like a tennis court with a desk in it.

("Honor Roll" really does suffer from dyscalculia.)

 

[thegooddoctor]

No.

I’d maybe mourn Chris considering how much he’s pretty much the OG lolcow and the farms wouldn’t probably exist without him, and all the lulz and drama he’s brought us, but I wouldn’t mourn Barb, she’s been nothing but a consistently shitty person her whole life and brought things on herself.

 

[Klokateer636]

Question, is it known for what reason did Chris stop going to the drag clubs?

From watching Geno's documentary, I don't think it was strictly mentioned. Bur from the clips, and the way Chris acts, it seemed to me like he genuinely enjoyed it and had a good time. One might even say that he was improving little by little; and if he kept going, could have ended up being a (knowing drag shows are cringe) a much better person than what he turned out to be.

Thoughts? Info?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Fanta started in 1940 in what was Nazi Germany then.

Also "Christian Love Day" is on the anniversary of the founding of the Nazi Party.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Question, is it known for what reason did Chris stop going to the drag clubs?

From watching Geno's documentary, I don't think it was strictly mentioned. Bur from the clips, and the way Chris acts, it seemed to me like he genuinely enjoyed it and had a good time. One might even say that he was improving little by little; and if he kept going, could have ended up being a (knowing drag shows are cringe) a much better person than what he turned out to be.

Thoughts? Info?

My theory is he went there because he enjoyed the theatrics of the shows but mostly he was on the hunt for a (biologically female) lesbian lover and once he realised he wasn't going to find one he just stopped going to LGBT events.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Question, is it known for what reason did Chris stop going to the drag clubs?

From watching Geno's documentary, I don't think it was strictly mentioned. Bur from the clips, and the way Chris acts, it seemed to me like he genuinely enjoyed it and had a good time. One might even say that he was improving little by little; and if he kept going, could have ended up being a (knowing drag shows are cringe) a much better person than what he turned out to be.

Thoughts? Info?

It could be he simply lost interest due to him later that year going back to making regular videos again, that was near the time he finally resurrected his Sonichu series after a five year hiatus so he probably had all of attention brought back into his imaginary world from his magnum opus. Just a thought really, maybe he did something creepy and got kicked out who knows.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

and even wearing his dad's wedding band

This new to me, but it wouldn't shock me.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I wonder how aware the UVA student body was of Chris and what they thought of him? I know one student wrote a blogpost about how Chris would loiter in the Alderman Library back in 2004, but I wonder what they thought of him as his the various sagas played out? I'd have to imagine the few who were into lolcows would be pretty jazzed they went to the school closest to where the OG lolcow lived?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

My theory is he went there because he enjoyed the theatrics of the shows but mostly he was on the hunt for a (biologically female) lesbian lover and once he realised he wasn't going to find one he just stopped going to LGBT events.

I would trust this theory. No matter how Chris changes on the outside, he's still the same perverted egotistical narc on the inside. He just wanted to join the LGBT community because they'll accept him, but as long as Chris can be a predator towards the women.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I wonder how aware the UVA student body was of Chris and what they thought of him? I know one student wrote a blogpost about how Chris would loiter in the Alderman Library back in 2004, but I wonder what they thought of him as his the various sagas played out? I'd have to imagine the few who were into lolcows would be pretty jazzed they went to the school closest to where the OG lolcow lived?

Honestly I doubt most if any of the people there even noticed Chris let alone remember him, unless they were / are denizens of this or other such forums I am willing to bet he is but a distant memory to them.

Question, is it known for what reason did Chris stop going to the drag clubs?

From watching Geno's documentary, I don't think it was strictly mentioned. Bur from the clips, and the way Chris acts, it seemed to me like he genuinely enjoyed it and had a good time. One might even say that he was improving little by little; and if he kept going, could have ended up being a (knowing drag shows are cringe) a much better person than what he turned out to be.

Thoughts? Info?

Chris probably stopped because he felt he wasnt getting anywhere at those clubs, which is ironic that this was around the time he made more of an effort to visit MLP conventions (which funny enough I met him at one, iirc I mentioned this already), mainly because the Brony fandom (to a very strict extent) are a bit more welcoming than the drag clubs he was probably going to. (Keep in mind the fandom is welcoming but its more like they just tolerate the fact you breathe)

 

[Pickle Built]

What would happen if Chris wasn't born (but) another child was born to Barb and Bob?

What would that child be like?

With how old the both of them were chances are pretty high that the kid would end up with some mental issues as well which compounding upon the Chandler's parenting could very well end up the same or even worse

 

[Altera]

By "trying to assault", you mean "unwanted hugs" -- i.e. the behavior that most girls have reported from him. I'd only truly worry about it if the girl was very, very drunk.

I'm leaning toward the belief that Barb consented, and that loneliness and senility only contributed to bad judgement. Chris was not banging Barb's comatose body. If it were anything like that the law would have come down a lot harder than it has.

Any girl would be able to deter Chris. For Chris to have any real success as a rapist he would have to become Chris Cosby.

Pretty much this. I'm amazed time and time again that people dont realize chris was capable of rape, considering every girl who ever had the misfortune of standing next to him said he attempted to molest them, or kiss them. Or grabbed them multiple times.

I'm equally shocked when once they realize this think chris is a menace who will go out and rape children. Only the weakest, lamest, and most defenseless have anything to fear from chris. I am absolutely certain a 11 year old girl could take chris in a fight. That if he were ever actually hit he'd immediately curl into a ball sobbing.

Dont allow him in the hospice and there won't be any problems.

 

[anti SJW]

What if I see a couple cosplaying as Chris and Barb when I go to PAX East next month?

 

[Ophelia]

Lgbtq places may be welcoming and accepting, but they also tend to take sexual harassment seriously. I’m 50/50 on whether Chris got bored because women weren’t throwing themselves at him or if he got banned.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What would happen if Chris wasn't born (but) another child was born to Barb and Bob?

chances are pretty high that the kid would end up with some mental issues

FAS for sure and likely autism. And Borb would likely still name the different baby Chris. So in other words, there'd likely be a different "Christopher Weston Chandler". Different Chris would also likely wear clown shirts because Barb. But who knows if he would still invent "Sonichu", change his name to "Christian", or go "tomgirl" later?