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Chris's grotesque chicken legs in relation to the rest of his body will never fail to make me laugh.

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It’s photos like this that makes me wish Chris was more bullied in school growing up, him having it so easy made his later existence so much worse in this regard.
 
It’s photos like this that makes me wish Chris was more bullied in school growing up, him having it so easy made his later existence so much worse in this regard.
Schools don't like it when their tards get fucked with, its why you'll never really see them with the rest of the student body- kinda like how Chris is right now in jail. At my highschool you only ever saw special ed kids when you had detention, because that's when they brought you to the cafeteria to eat lunch, they had their OWN lunch period so they had the whole place to themselves. It was part of your punishment, you had to eat lunch with the retards, but otherwise you'd never see them in the halls. Their classroom had a door right next to where the buses were parked so they could march straight to class and they had their own private bathroom. Chris would have hated it, not only would be with the slow-in-the-minds, but he wouldn't be ALLOWED to interact with anyone who wasnt one or an aide.
 
Chris's grotesque chicken legs in relation to the rest of his body will never fail to make me laugh.

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Every time I see that I always think of that Canadian dude who cosplays a little girl in a relationship with a older couple full time.

It’s photos like this that makes me wish Chris was more bullied in school growing up, him having it so easy made his later existence so much worse in this regard.

Yea Chris was bullied it just wasn't physical so it shot right over his head mostly and the only reason it likely didn't get physical is because he kept hanging around places where they didn't go where there was some form of supervision or escorts like his gal pals.
 
It’s photos like this that makes me wish Chris was more bullied in school growing up, him having it so easy made his later existence so much worse in this regard.
I wouldn't wish bullying upon any innocent person. Luckily Chris is anything but innocent. Maybe somebody playing kick the autistic for real could have changed him for the better.
 
I wouldn't wish bullying upon any innocent person. Luckily Chris is anything but innocent. Maybe somebody playing kick the autistic for real could have changed him for the better.
Oh give it time, he's been getting trolled most of his life, but once the fat little faggot is turned loose from jail and he immediately starts telling everyone on the internet where he is at all times he's in for some serious 21st century bullying. Give it time, he'll talk about whatever tard home he's in or when he's going to Walmart and he'll get the ever loving shit kicked out of him by some alog(s). Plus side is whatever nutjob who takes it on themselves to knock the dumbass out Ethan Ralph style will probably film it, kinda fucked up, but I'll most certainly fap to the video on loop when it comes out.
 
Yea Chris was bullied it just wasn't physical so it shot right over his head mostly and the only reason it likely didn't get physical is because he kept hanging around places where they didn't go where there was some form of supervision or escorts like his gal pals.
He related that for some reason, other students would throw spare change at him, and Chris would bend over and pick it all up, acting as if they were idiots for throwing money at him.
 
i have been learning about and following Chris-chan for the past 5 years which means I'm not a veteran like some people here but I had a question in mind and maybe people asked this before so yeah sorry I guess?:
-When was Chris-chan 100% able to change himself and his life for the better? (which year specifically and which saga ? of course hypothetically)
 
i have been learning about and following Chris-chan for the past 5 years which means I'm not a veteran like some people here but I had a question in mind and maybe people asked this before so yeah sorry I guess?:
-When was Chris-chan 100% able to change himself and his life for the better? (which year specifically and which saga ? of course hypothetically)
I've only been following him for 7 years and I still can't say for certain what year was Chris's point of no return. I'd say it was his reaction to the ED page and the legendary 4chan pictures that sealed his fate. So that would have to be my answer.
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i have been learning about and following Chris-chan for the past 5 years which means I'm not a veteran like some people here but I had a question in mind and maybe people asked this before so yeah sorry I guess?:
-When was Chris-chan 100% able to change himself and his life for the better? (which year specifically and which saga ? of course hypothetically)
Never it was over since his birth. no matter how many trolls and sagas Chris goes through his own parents will always be the biggest trolls getting him while being that old, thus ensuring he would turn out to be a retard.
 
I've only been following him for 7 years and I still can't say for certain what year was Chris's point of no return. I'd say it was his reaction to the ED page and the legendary 4chan pictures that sealed his fate. So that would have to be my answer.
2011 was the point of no return, nothing was ever the same after Bob died. He could have used the opportunity to disappear from the internet forever and do a 180 on his pathetic life but instead he just kept getting worse and worse with him trooning out, (allegedly) losing his virginity to a hooker, burning his house down, getting arrested for pepper spraying that guy at Gamestop, continuing to sink even further into insanity, going to jail for fucking his mom, etc.
 
i have been learning about and following Chris-chan for the past 5 years which means I'm not a veteran like some people here but I had a question in mind and maybe people asked this before so yeah sorry I guess?:
-When was Chris-chan 100% able to change himself and his life for the better? (which year specifically and which saga ? of course hypothetically)
Chris's parents caused him to grow up wrong. They didn't get him the psychological help and special education he needed. He was somewhat cursed from birth, older parents have a higher chance of having an autistic child.
Maybe if he kept trying to be employed after getting fired from Wendy's, he could have eventually found a way to be a productive member of society.
 
Chris's grotesque chicken legs in relation to the rest of his body will never fail to make me laugh.

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I wouldn't wish bullying upon any innocent person. Luckily Chris is anything but innocent. Maybe somebody playing kick the autistic for real could have changed him for the better.
I feel the same way. I judge people for their actions. and from day 1.... Chris has never made the right choices and regardless of being autistic, is insanely selfish.
 
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I've only been following him for 7 years and I still can't say for certain what year was Chris's point of no return. I'd say it was his reaction to the ED page and the legendary 4chan pictures that sealed his fate. So that would have to be my answer.
I will say ShecameforCWC. (Nearing the end of ED saga)
Buring the only true and honest friend that was girl to own to trolls.
 
Is the jury still out on wether or not the “jail visit” was real? I have my doubts but there were some things about that that were just a little too specific.

I’m not an expert Christorian, but it seems like the letters have dried up. Of there are recent letters rate me late. According to the redditor that visited Chris he got a letter from Heilberg threatening him to not post the contents of the letters. I’m not legally savvy enough to say if he can do this or not. If this is true that Heilberg is doing this I can see a lot of weens being too scared to post any new letters. But still, I imagine someone would at least come out saying “hey I got a letter” with a brief summary without showing the actual letter. Do I think Heilberg finally convinced Chris to shut the hell up? I don’t know.

The shit about his appearance absolutely intrigues me. I think a lot of people predicted that he’d gain weight in jail after eating nothing but ramen and snack cakes from the commissary. But the mugshot from the mental hospital shows him looking pretty thin, and if the visit is to be believed he is scary skinny now. I have a theory on this.

I remember when he went to jail for the GameStop incident he said he refuses to eat jail food. I believe a big part of Chris’ notoriously bad diet is his autism (and also laziness). He’s shown some odd sensory sensitivity in the past (hand sanitizer after shaking hands, wrist warmer on the back of the medallion so the links don’t touch his skin, etc). There was a post on Reddit from someone claiming to work at the McDonald’s he frequented saying his fast food orders were always “custom and insanely specific.” I know a lot of people with autism have weird quirks about food, and I think his diet of the same fast food over and over again was part of that. It was something familiar that he could tolerate. I think I remember him saying that he didn’t like the jail food and it makes him feel sick. My guess is he’s surviving mostly off the commissary ramen, and if you spent 18 months eating mostly ramen and soda you would be pretty worse for wear. I’m no nutritionist but I’d say Chris is suffering from malnutrition.

The info about his voice being thin, slurred and slow makes sense to me after the visit to western state. I’ve always thought his diagnosis goes well beyond autism, and I imagine it’s been upgraded. But I’m not qualified to guess what. The ween posted a couple of sentences from the letters as proof of the visit, and people noticed that it looked a little different. The theory was that maybe the medication is affecting his handwriting. I’m not qualified enough to say. It does sound plausible to me.

It really pissed me off that the weens drawing from the “visit” was so shitty. I tried making my own illustration based off the description given. I’m no forensic artist but I tried. Here’s to the long wait until August (where NOTHING will probably happen).
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These are the 8 phases of Chris's life so far. At what point was Chris unsalvageable and fucked beyond repair? I could see people making arguments for each one. Some people would say he was fucked at birth but I think Chris as a baby and child could have become fairly normal with proper parenting. Teenager Chris already developed a lot of his bad habits and would have been harder to fix but could have likely been taught to develop a work ethic and work simple jobs. By the time he became a manchild it was highly unlikely but there would have still been a tiny 0.01% chance sliver of hope if he was thrown straight into the fire and forced to adapt as a functioning human or at the very least learn how to budget his tugboat to remain in the status quo as a loveable idiot.

For these reasons I feel like the tomgirl era is when Chris could no longer be fixed. Most of us just figured Chris would remain the striped shirt manchild he always was and live on with his tugboat as a leach on society. It wasn't an ideal life but he could have probably made it work. Once he started shoving tampons up his ass and cutting open his taint with a knife it sadly became clear that Chris would end up being a abhorrent freakshow that dies in his mid to late 50s. After this point he became more and more delusional (or true to himself if you believe Chris would have fucked his mom regardless of trooning out) and it started a snowball effect that eventually led Chris to where he is now.
Agree that manchild/ early adult/ college Chris is one of the points of no return. Yeah his upbringing was anything but ideal with the shitty way his parents raised him, but he could have learned being around normal people and realize how shitty his parents raised him and tried to fix himself. Instead he failed to learn from his mistakes and blamed everyone else for his fuck ups while ignoring any advice they gave. Pre-fame Chris was not interested in being a functioning member of society and even if the internet had not discovered him he was still doomed to a lonely, miserable existence.

The true point of no return was the Idea Guys. Before they got their claws into Chris he was out socializing at gay clubs and conventions, and had had some success selling medallions and comics which, yeah he fucked that gig up due to his laziness, but it was clear Chris was able to meet and interact with real people and had the potential to make money off Sonichu. Once the Idea Guys came along and planted the Merge in his head he gave up pretty much any attempt to make an effort in the real world and just used the Merge to distract from real world issues and spent most of his time in his room playing make believe with people online.


The shit about his appearance absolutely intrigues me. I think a lot of people predicted that he’d gain weight in jail after eating nothing but ramen and snack cakes from the commissary. But the mugshot from the mental hospital shows him looking pretty thin, and if the visit is to be believed he is scary skinny now. I have a theory on this.

I remember when he went to jail for the GameStop incident he said he refuses to eat jail food. I believe a big part of Chris’ notoriously bad diet is his autism (and also laziness). He’s shown some odd sensory sensitivity in the past (hand sanitizer after shaking hands, wrist warmer on the back of the medallion so the links don’t touch his skin, etc). There was a post on Reddit from someone claiming to work at the McDonald’s he frequented saying his fast food orders were always “custom and insanely specific.” I know a lot of people with autism have weird quirks about food, and I think his diet of the same fast food over and over again was part of that. It was something familiar that he could tolerate. I think I remember him saying that he didn’t like the jail food and it makes him feel sick. My guess is he’s surviving mostly off the commissary ramen, and if you spent 18 months eating mostly ramen and soda you would be pretty worse for wear. I’m no nutritionist but I’d say Chris is suffering from malnutrition.
Did the guy on Reddit say how much Chris would order? Was it just a combo meal or, like MovieBob would he get a "fairly small amount of McDonalds"?
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