Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

Agree that manchild/ early adult/ college Chris is one of the points of no return. Yeah his upbringing was anything but ideal with the shitty way his parents raised him, but he could have learned being around normal people and realize how shitty his parents raised him and tried to fix himself. Instead he failed to learn from his mistakes and blamed everyone else for his fuck ups while ignoring any advice they gave. Pre-fame Chris was not interested in being a functioning member of society and even if the internet had not discovered him he was still doomed to a lonely, miserable existence.

The true point of no return was the Idea Guys. Before they got their claws into Chris he was out socializing at gay clubs and conventions, and had had some success selling medallions and comics which, yeah he fucked that gig up due to his laziness, but it was clear Chris was able to meet and interact with real people and had the potential to make money off Sonichu. Once the Idea Guys came along and planted the Merge in his head he gave up pretty much any attempt to make an effort in the real world and just used the Merge to distract from real world issues and spent most of his time in his room playing make believe with people online.



Did the guy on Reddit say how much Chris would order? Was it just a combo meal or, like MovieBob would he get a "fairly small amount of McDonalds"?

Spoiler: A fairly small ammount of McDonalds

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From Reddit:

"I saw this dude regularly lol. Was shocked when I found him on 4chan. Shoutout to forest lakes McDonald’s...Vividly recall him exclaiming his right to play with his toys as loud as he chooses, after being asked to play a little quieter in a lobby full of people. “I COME HERE ONCE A WEEK. YOU CANT TELL ME I CANT PLAY WITH MY TOYS IN HERE. NO I WONT BE QUIETER.” Followed by his typical JUST LEAVE ME ALONE...I was 16, had no idea what the fuck was in front of me. He was awful honestly. always asked us to go check for specific happy meal toys, getting ENRAGED if we didn’t have them. Would order all of his food personalized (customized exactly to his liking of course.) sometimes he’d come in just to play with a bag of action figures(?) and LOUDLY I might add. Full on role play in McDonald’s. This was mid transition as well. He’d come in with makeup smeared all over his face and pigtails. Horrifying to think back on lol."​

I don't know what a typical fast food order of Chris' looked like. His receipts from the Ohio trip was just a hamburger with mayo and a drink.

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[Kirby]

I don't know what a typical fast food order of Chris' looked like. His receipts from the Ohio trip was just a hamburger with mayo and a drink.

The pricing of his orders makes me believe he will get a happy meal and maybe one extra burger. We don't have enough info but based on multiple payments in one day he appeared to be going there for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The pricing of his orders makes me believe he will get a happy meal and maybe one extra burger. We don't have enough info but based on multiple payments in one day he appeared to be going there for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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That's a lot of McDonalds in 2015 prices.

 

[maguyver16]

The pricing of his orders makes me believe he will get a happy meal and maybe one extra burger. We don't have enough info but based on multiple payments in one day he appeared to be going there for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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I'm curious about the calorie intake:

I looked it up, the average Happy Meal is about 475 calories. Assuming he's also including a regular coke (150 calories), and an extra beesechurger (313 calories), that means, at one meal, Chris ate about 938 calories. Multiply that by 3, and he's at 2,814 calories per day. Mind you, that's a really shitty, high sodium content, low nutritional value 2,814 calories, which we all know Chris wasn't in any way working off through physical exercise.

The average adult needs about 2,000 calories a day to function.

Chris, in regards to his BMI, is (I think) about 5'9, which would mean that any weight over 160 would be considered overweight, Chris is (or was) about 230 pounds, which would put him at Class 1 Obesity, almost close to Class 2.

I'm curious to see how much weight he is at now, of course when he gets out of the pen, it'll probably be back to the golden arches as usual.


EDIT: I did not take into account whether or not Chris would choose to drink Fanta instead of Coke, which would cause some discrepancy in terms of calorie intake.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Is the jury still out on wether or not the “jail visit” was real? I have my doubts but there were some things about that that were just a little too specific.

I’m not an expert Christorian, but it seems like the letters have dried up. Of there are recent letters rate me late. According to the redditor that visited Chris he got a letter from Heilberg threatening him to not post the contents of the letters. I’m not legally savvy enough to say if he can do this or not. If this is true that Heilberg is doing this I can see a lot of weens being too scared to post any new letters. But still, I imagine someone would at least come out saying “hey I got a letter” with a brief summary without showing the actual letter. Do I think Heilberg finally convinced Chris to shut the hell up? I don’t know.
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It really pissed me off that the weens drawing from the “visit” was so shitty. I tried making my own illustration based off the description given. I’m no forensic artist but I tried. Here’s to the long wait until August (where NOTHING will probably happen).

No letters have been posted since August. The Etsy shop has no new art, and the latest known art is from November. If Chris is writing letters, they are going to people who do not post them online.

The next date to look forward to is March 7, when Chris has a review scheduled at 9:30 AM. Previous reviews have resulted in continuances. Although the case is sealed, there has been some activity that hints that something is about to happen because other people are getting involved. The latest order came from a different judge, David M Barredo. Allyson K. Tysinger, an Assistant Attorney General specializing in mental health, wrote a letter, and there have been letters from DBHDS. One letter contained information about Gateway Homes.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

i have been learning about and following Chris-chan for the past 5 years which means I'm not a veteran like some people here but I had a question in mind and maybe people asked this before so yeah sorry I guess?:
-When was Chris-chan 100% able to change himself and his life for the better? (which year specifically and which saga ? of course hypothetically)

Likely never because he’s not capable of self reflection or understanding things from another person’s perspective (A lack of theory of mind), it says a lot about his mindset that during an old interview he said his biggest regret was sitting on a cake, not because he was catfished into doing a weird sexual act or that it was leaked mind you but because he wasn't able to eat the ten dollar Walmart cake afterwards.

You could look at his life from a non Chris perspective and say he should have learned x after y happened but at this point I’m not sure he’s capable, he’s only able to understand things in the same way a child does where you threaten to take something away or withhold something unless they do what you want (How most of the old trolls got Chris to produce content), he can’t even deal with someone saying ‘no‘ to him if he wants something or he throws a tantrum, particularly if it’s a figure of authority.

I guess the beginning of the end was his love quest since Chris went from harmless tard to potential sex pest.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Did you draw this or commission?

 

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

Did you draw this or commission?

Yes. I’ve been doing, like, a lot of illustrated moments of Christory as a creative exercise to bridge the gap between updates. Too much to post here. I mostly send to my friends as jokes between us.

 

[King Kiwi]

Yes. I’ve been doing, like, a lot of illustrated moments of Christory as a creative exercise to bridge the gap between updates. Too much to post here. I mostly send to my friends as jokes between us.

I hope that's the first image that Chris sees if he's ever allowed to go on the computer again.

Because you know the first thing he's going to do is Google himself.

 

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

I hope that's the first image that Chris sees if he's ever allowed to go on the computer again.

Because you know the first thing he's going to do is Google himself.

That would be hilarious. Although I would prefer this:

I’ve already determined that my ass is not going to survive the dimensional merge.

 

[King Kiwi]

That would be hilarious. Although I would prefer this:View attachment 4656739 I’ve already determined that my ass is not going to survive the dimensional merge.

That's a talent not going to waste!

Hell, I'm wondering if we're ever going to see the fucker again.

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Do you think we're ever going to see him again?

 

[MorbidlyObeseFeline]

That's a talent not going to waste!

Hell, I'm wondering if we're ever going to see the fucker again.

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Do you think we're ever going to see him again?

I believe so, although I don’t think it will be soon. Slight PL but one time I worked at a grocery store and once a week the local Tard home would bus the people in to get groceries with the wrangler helping them pick out their stuff and helping them pay. Someone will remember him, someone will notice. And undoubtably when he gets kicked out some ween will let him couch surf.

To show my age I remember when Jessi Slaughter caused a huge shit show that got her on national news. IIRC she got sent to a foster home and was told to not let her on the internet, but on the last day of school she had a friend record a video of her to put on YouTube, and a few years later she got fully online again. I never thought she’d be on the internet again but was proven wrong.

Cows….uhhh…find a way.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I've only been following him for 7 years and I still can't say for certain what year was Chris's point of no return. I'd say it was his reaction to the ED page and the legendary 4chan pictures that sealed his fate. So that would have to be my answer.View attachment 4638004

Even after that, I think if he had just gotten off of the internet entirely (lol at that happening) after that, he would've just been another random page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that hadn't been updated or cared about in 15 years (there's a lot of those). Obviously that wasn't going to happen, though

Man I grew up poor as hell
Throw change at me and you know I'm going to pick it up
Don't care how it looks money is still money

In my high school no one would've done that because people always wanted change for the vending machines

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Even after that, I think if he had just gotten off of the internet entirely (lol at that happening) after that, he would've just been another random page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that hadn't been updated or cared about in 15 years (there's a lot of those). Obviously that wasn't going to happen, though

I think if Chris never heard of ED, he would have probably been just another famous 4chan poster who would then be a regular Kiwi Farms poster that would turned into a rambunctious version of Ethan Ralph without the corn. He could have commissioned his Sonichu pictures on the Art & Literature threads and while they would be laughable, he could also get some true & honest (no pun intended) criticism about his work.

 

[Broseph]

Even after that, I think if he had just gotten off of the internet entirely (lol at that happening) after that, he would've just been another random page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that hadn't been updated or cared about in 15 years (there's a lot of those). Obviously that wasn't going to happen, though

This. What made Chris so different from other lolcows is that he was always too fucking stupid to just leave well enough alone and he kept taking the bait from trolls over and over again, whereas most cows eventually smarten up and stop being spergs on the internet and everyone else just forgets about them and moves on.

 

[185405]

This. What made Chris so different from other lolcows is that he was always too fucking stupid to just leave well enough alone and he kept taking the bait from trolls over and over again, whereas most cows eventually smarten up and stop being spergs on the internet and everyone else just forgets about them and moves on.

Hes always been manipulated to do so. Chris chan has been controlled by trolls for a long time and back then it was easier than today.

 

[King Metalia]

This. What made Chris so different from other lolcows is that he was always too fucking stupid to just leave well enough alone and he kept taking the bait from trolls over and over again, whereas most cows eventually smarten up and stop being spergs on the internet and everyone else just forgets about them and moves on.

I'm probably not the first to wonder this but are we sure Chris wasn't born with shall we say below average intelligence? Because if he is slow in the mind that would explain so much.

 

[GypsyBard]

i have been learning about and following Chris-chan for the past 5 years which means I'm not a veteran like some people here but I had a question in mind and maybe people asked this before so yeah sorry I guess?:
-When was Chris-chan 100% able to change himself and his life for the better? (which year specifically and which saga ? of course hypothetically)

I know some people won't agree with this but at any point he could have

The internet is a easily distracted entity
The only reason we're still paying attention to him is because of the court case but if he legitimately went a year or even two without spouting stuff on social media everyone would eventually move on leaving him as some internet oddity that you only think of in passing.
But the thing is he just keeps coming back.
If they were to release him right now I guarantee you within the hour he would find a way to get on the internet and it would be business as usual.
He craves the attention and actually thinks he's world famous.
He truly believes he has a huge expansive loyal fan base.
No matter what you do you cannot shake him of this delusion.

Tldr if he literally just stopped going on social media at any point his life would have been changed for the better.

 

[AnOminous]

-When was Chris-chan 100% able to change himself and his life for the better? (which year specifically and which saga ? of course hypothetically)

If he had just left for good right after the Rollin' and Trollin' video, he'd have been fine, or at least better than he is now.

 

[Vulkan]

If he had just left for good right after the Rollin' and Trollin' video, he'd have been fine, or at least better than he is now.

Surely during the end of a liquid saga you’d THINK he’d realize how stupid this shit was and how he is so easily roped into shenanigans that’d he’d have a moment of introspection and step away. Alas here we are