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[King Kiwi]

Chris was too far gone by the time Onlyfans took prominence and even if he did start simping for camwhores he would learn quickly that they arent going to give him their phone number or go to his house and he would lose interest fast. But by this point he already believed he he was in a polyamorous relationship with mewtwo, magi-chan and some other characters and unlike how onlyfans is over camera and costs money he eventually found a boyfriend free girl he could fuck as much he wanted to for free.

Oh man how could I forget that Chris was married?

I believe the fourth member of their band was Cryzel; whether she was a pony or a Rosechu I can't remember.

 

[D_Tractor]

How the hell did Chris never get into Onlyfans? I don't mean posting on there, which is surprising because the gross fucker thinks he's the sexiest thing on the planet, though I could see weens dropping a hundred bucks to record himself pissing into his own mouth and he'd probably do it. What I mean is, how did he not become one of those simps who spend most of their money sending tips to some basic cunt with cat ears? He was spending money on patreons for artists to 'show support', but really he was trying to get their attention. Onlyfans creators literally will give you attention and tell you your special for money, its like going to the strip club but more retarded. We know he's too much of a pussy to go to a titty bar.

The idea of having a girlfriend, cuddling etc was more important to him than just getting his dick wet.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

@Glass

Oh man how could I forget that Chris was married?

I believe the fourth member of their band was Cryzel; whether she was a pony or a Rosechu I can't remember

Rosechu. An underaged one and psychic

 

[Little Pigboy]

The idea of having a girlfriend, cuddling etc was more important to him than just getting his dick wet.

No, he wanted someone to stroke his ego/duck and make him feel better when bad shit happens to him and never talks back and fetches whatever he wants on command. Basically he wanted a service dog he could fuck.

 

[CFC-12]

Chris doesn't care about which type of attention he gets, good or bad, just as long as he's getting attention.

I always thought it was super ironic how Chris always believed he had a legion of devoted followers almost from the very beginning of Sonichu. The more people that discussed his antics and made fun of him for thinking he was famous, the more (in)famous he ended up becoming. Like some kind of self-fulfilling prophecy.

 

[Little Pigboy]

Like some kind of self-fulfilling prophecy.

So his doom? I'm saying it again, once he's released, there's going to be someone who will randomly knock him out in a walmart parking lot, if not shoot him. Was there not some fucker on here who shot up a church? As the internet as a whole, the mother fucker is fucked. Probably why they're having such a hard time placing him... Chris is a walking target once he's released. There ISNT going to be some Group Home saga, there's going to be what's called the 'Keep the tard from being killed' saga.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

How the hell did Chris never get into Onlyfans? I don't mean posting on there, which is surprising because the gross fucker thinks he's the sexiest thing on the planet, though I could see weens dropping a hundred bucks to record himself pissing into his own mouth and he'd probably do it. What I mean is, how did he not become one of those simps who spend most of their money sending tips to some basic cunt with cat ears? He was spending money on patreons for artists to 'show support', but really he was trying to get their attention. Onlyfans creators literally will give you attention and tell you your special for money, its like going to the strip club but more retarded. We know he's too much of a pussy to go to a titty bar.

As someone said he was too far gone to believe he needed to go that route or even that he needed money, but another way to look at it is that Chris wants whoever he is going for to be with him and only him. Giving attention to others and giving love to others (as empty as that love is when we talk about OF) is not what Chris would allow. Now you might be thinking "but Mr Kiwi man sir, isnt Chris in some fucked up imaginary poly relationship anyways? Whats so wrong with OF in that case if hes ok with sharing." Well my fine friend that is because to Chris polyamory doesnt mean "multiple people loving one another" it means "lets all love Chris." Just like anything else it is a sexual fantasy for Chris to have multiple suitors, honestly Im shocked it even took him this long to want that kind of relationship to begin with. Plus why bother paying money to some random girl who isnt gonna suck your duck when you can just use the power of retardation and binaural beats to do it?

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

I was watching the KiwiFarms documentary linked in the sidebar right now (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn6dr2hWMQ8) when I reflected on the fact that CWCki is, as Null says, "The unmoved mover--the genesis--of KiwiFarms."

This means the entire website of Kiwifarms may constitute satanic worship of CWC. The layers and levels of irony and meta-irony may simply be components in the inherent satanism of following the doings of CWC.

 

[AfroMegan]

From ProjectSNT's article in CWCki:

Chris, triggered over the design, tried to guilt-trip Courtney into scrapping it [...] that the designs reminded him of characters from Sonic Boom, then that his disturbance was due to the dimension CS-89 calling him for help

Chris always put something related himself in those autistic nomenclature. Maybe CS means "Chris' Sweetheart"? What are the odds?

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Unlike Bob who was a grandfather through his first son David (and maybe through his daughter Carol by now), Barb's first son Cole is 59 and childless (and probably will be for life) while her only other child Chris is 41 and childish as well as childless (and probably will be for life).

It must have sunken in for Barb that she'll never be a grandmother, and as she nears her final hour she knows she has no immortality through posterity.

Bob's genius genes will live on through his Doctor son and maybe his mathematician daughter while Barb's die with Cole and Chris. I guess you call that natural selection

 

[Ophelia]

It must have sunken in for Barb that she'll never be a grandmother, and as she nears her final hour she knows she has no immortality through posterity.

She probably doesn’t give a flying fuck. She wouldn’t want someone else taking the attention from her, she doesn’t want anyone to dote on (that’s what pets are for), she doesn’t care about life after she isn’t in it. She is the most important person in the universe in her mind, and she only had Chris to nail down Bob (and maybe to take care of her).

Many people who aren’t as narcissistic as Barb is don’t care about genetic legacies.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Many people who aren’t as narcissistic as Barb is don’t care about genetic legacies.

I'd think narcissists would be MORE likely to want descendants numerous as the stars because it's your genes replicating, it's more YOU. More you after you. If you were a narcissist, a world without any of you left should be unthinkable!

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Unlike Bob who was a grandfather through his first son David (and maybe through his daughter Carol by now), Barb's first son Cole is 59 and childless (and probably will be for life) while her only other child Chris is 41 and childish as well as childless (and probably will be for life).

It must have sunken in for Barb that she'll never be a grandmother, and as she nears her final hour she knows she has no immortality through posterity.

Bob's genius genes will live on through his Doctor son and maybe his mathematician daughter while Barb's die with Cole and Chris. I guess you call that natural selection

Cole married Katherine 10 years ago, and Cole is 59 now. If Cole fathers a child at this point, he will be older than Bob was when Chris was conceived. Katherine's age is unknown to me, but there is a good chance Cole and Chris are both genetic dead ends. It would be an act of divine irony if Cole managed to beget another Chris.

 

[Ophelia]

I'd think narcissists would be MORE likely to want descendants numerous as the stars because it's your genes replicating, it's more YOU. More you after you. If you were a narcissist, a world without any of you left should be unthinkable!

It wouldn’t be HER her. Her consciousness is what matters to her, not her genes. She would have been trying to get her sons to spawn if it was that important to her.

Some think of it the way you describe, but not all.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It would be an act of divine irony if Cole managed to beget another Chris.

You know that bit in the Dawn of the Dead reboot, at the end where the black guy and his now zombie wife have a Zombie baby? Yea imagine that but instead of giving a undead moan it say's Sonichu.

 

[King Kiwi]

She probably doesn’t give a flying fuck. She wouldn’t want someone else taking the attention from her, she doesn’t want anyone to dote on (that’s what pets are for), she doesn’t care about life after she isn’t in it. She is the most important person in the universe in her mind, and she only had Chris to nail down Bob (and maybe to take care of her).

Many people who aren’t as narcissistic as Barb is don’t care about genetic legacies.

Well darn, so my threats of severing my parents genetic legacy really did go unheeded, huh?

Yes, I think you hit the nail with the hammer just right.

Barbara-Chan, were she in her right mind, likely only cares about her bloodline in the ancestral department.

She knows both her sons are losers in their own right, so instead she looks to the past instead of the genetic dead ends she created for herself.

I mean, Bob's kids are a lawyer and a doctor each, is that right?

And Chris is a fail tranny motherfucker and her other son is a film critic no one but us cares about who lives off his wife's money.

If she wants to pretend she descends from royalty, there seems to be no harm in it anymore.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

She knows both her sons are losers in their own right, so instead she looks to the past instead of the genetic dead ends she created for herself.

if i were in Barb's position, I'd be questioning if this was all divine punishment. Going through a nasty divorce, producing chris with your new husband, growing oid enough for mind-rotting dementia to set in, getting raped by your failure of a son... someone before her must've wronged some higher power.

 

[习近平新时代中国特色社会主义思想]

Cole married Katherine 10 years ago, and Cole is 59 now. If Cole fathers a child at this point, he will be older than Bob was when Chris was conceived. Katherine's age is unknown to me, but there is a good chance Cole and Chris are both genetic dead ends. It would be an act of divine irony if Cole managed to beget another Chris.

It's almost certainly been said before, but that possibility might be exactly why Cole hasn't fathered any children. Having a kid like Chris is a terrifying prospect, and also Cole probably wants to live as stress-free of a life as possible

 

[King Kiwi]

if i were in Barb's position, I'd be questioning if this was all divine punishment. Going through a nasty divorce, producing chris with your new husband, growing oid enough for mind-rotting dementia to set in, getting raped by your failure of a son... someone before her must've wronged some higher power.

Yes but that would be someone who actually has a conscience of some kind.

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

So his doom? I'm saying it again, once he's released, there's going to be someone who will randomly knock him out in a walmart parking lot, if not shoot him. Was there not some fucker on here who shot up a church? As the internet as a whole, the mother fucker is fucked. Probably why they're having such a hard time placing him... Chris is a walking target once he's released. There ISNT going to be some Group Home saga, there's going to be what's called the 'Keep the tard from being killed' saga.

Killing chris is of no importance. There is nothing of substance to be achieved in killing him.
Its more entertaining to watch him do stupid things and failing. Thats why weens want.