Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[ToroidalBoat]

How can Chris claim that he love Sonichu so much when he hasn't worked on it in over a decade?

That freak probably still makes believe idiotic and degenerate adventures in his pear head "astral projects" to the "Sonichu" world.

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So in other words, ASD could be caused by a form of poisoning that messes up the brain, "defective wiring" made by people having babies while too old, or maybe even both?

 

[catinasock]

How can Chris claim that he love Sonichu so much when he hasn't worked on it in over a decade?

it’s his cash cow and magnum opus. he’s frankly too lazy to work on it properly, but he can get enough clicks and attention from just saying “guys, i literally just went on a date with rosechu and she suck me good and hard through ma jorts”

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

That freak probably still makes believe idiotic and degenerate adventures in his pear head "astral projects" to the "Sonichu" world.


So in other words, ASD could be caused by a form of poisoning that messes up the brain, "defective wiring" made by people having babies while too old, or maybe even both?

Yeah that's pretty much what I think.
Heck there could be some bacteria that we need that we're wiping out with antibiotics.
I'm just coming out of a bout with what I think was food poisoning and I think it messed up my thinking a little so maybe I'm full of shit.

 

[King Kiwi]

What's the end goal for whoever is tard handling chris?

The noose. What else?

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Found this while doing a random image search and it made me laugh so hard.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Has anyone seen FoxPawPaws minidocumentaries/retrospectives on Chris? I think they are a rather decent middle ground between GenoSamuel's documentaries and the one off CWC videos that many channels do. Altought he sadly plays ball for trannydom and refers to Chris as if he were a woman from episode 9 onwards

 

[Niggerphobe]

If Chris made a new comic what would it be about

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

I refuse to entertain the possibility that Chris wasnt misdiagnosed as a kid. He doesnt have high functioning autism or asperger, its definitively something more drastic

For some reason ASD seems to have really started spreading in the 1980s -- when "Honor Roll" was born -- as it seems you don't hear much about people "on the spectrum" born in the '70s or earlier ("Kengle" is an exception born in the '60s). And then in the 21st century so far there seems to be far more cases of 'tism than in the '80s and '90s.

Chris was diagnosed before the great watering-down of autism. "High functioning" meant that he could speak, drive, wipe his own arse* etc. Nobody who didn't need some kind of special education would have been diagnosed as "autistic" back then. There's now an unofficial, but powerful, movement to give every child who misbehaves in some way a "diagnosis". It's bullshit.
*An ability to do something does not necessarily imply an inclination to do it.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Anyone else really wish was on LOLCow Live?
I have been catching up on the Boogie drama there and I would love to see Chris as part of these interactions.

 

[The handsome tard]

Anyone else really wish was on LOLCow Live?
I have been catching up on the Boogie drama there and I would love to see Chris as part of these interactions.

Nah, Chris is slow even for the other members of the podcast. At most they all would have to stop to allow Chris to talk and it would mostly be nonsense and at worst Chris would just be there, watching with a dumb ass "nobody's home" smile.

Keemstar wanted Boogie, wingsofredemption and DSP for the fact that they are mentally functional, they are just grade A idiots. Chris is mentally deficit and would have a hard time keeping up. He is just not good at conversation, especially with fast talking strangers. Ans before you say that he had recorded conversations where he could get loud and quickly reactive, those were specific circumstances and I dare say Chris was slightly more functional back at the classic sagas whilst now there is truly a barely functional noodle in his skull (for classic standards).

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Nah, Chris is slow even for the other members of the podcast. At most they all would have to stop to allow Chris to talk and it would mostly be nonsense and at worst Chris would just be there, watching with a dumb ass "nobody's home" smile.

Keemstar wanted Boogie, wingsofredemption and DSP for the fact that they are mentally functional, they are just grade A idiots. Chris is mentally deficit and would have a hard time keeping up. He is just not good at conversation, especially with fast talking strangers. Ans before you say that he had recorded conversations where he could get loud and quickly reactive, those were specific circumstances and I dare say Chris was slightly more functional back at the classic sagas whilst now there is truly a barely functional noodle in his skull (for classic standards).

I guess you are right, I just want some new content where someone forces him to talk about something and not just have his picture taken at wal mart for the billionth time.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris was diagnosed before the great watering-down of autism. "High functioning" meant that he could speak, drive, wipe his own arse* etc. Nobody who didn't need some kind of special education would have been diagnosed as "autistic" back then.

Actually back then they would have generally just been diagnosed as retarded. And "high functioning" meant that maybe he actually had decent scores on IQ tests but was still obviously dumb as fuck and completely socially incapable.

His boomer parents were probably afraid he'd be institutionalized or put in a group home (which probably would have been the best result) and Bob literally moved out of county to avoid Chris getting the treatment that might have made him semi-normal (but probably would not have).

So I agree with you that Chris is definitely autistic, and "high-functioning" was definitely the term of the time for literally not just being a head-banging drooling retard, but the funny thing is he would have been more accurately termed, even at the time, as having Asperger's, something that has since been abolished for political and not medical or scientific reasons.

"Muh spectrum." Muh fuck you quack shrinks.

Chris was diagnosed before the great watering-down of autism. "High functioning" meant that he could speak, drive, wipe his own arse* etc. Nobody who didn't need some kind of special education would have been diagnosed as "autistic" back then.

Actually back then they would have generally just been diagnosed as retarded. And "high functioning" meant that maybe he actually had decent scores on IQ tests but was still obviously dumb as fuck and completely socially incapable.

His boomer parents were probably afraid he'd be institutionalized or put in a group home (which probably would have been the best result) and Bob literally moved out of county to avoid Chris getting the treatment that might have made him semi-normal (but probably would not have).

So I agree with you that Chris is definitely autistic, and "high-functioning" was definitely the term of the time for literally not just being a head-banging drooling retard, but the funny thing is he would have been more accurately termed, even at the time, as having Asperger's, something that has since been abolished for political and not medical or scientific reasons.

"Muh spectrum." Muh fuck you quack shrinks.

 

[Codify]

If Chris made a new comic what would it be about

I don’t think he ever will tbh at this point. His interests are more limited than ever so it would have to be some Mlp/sonic style of comic praising himself or him beating up his imaginary enemies again.

 

[King Kiwi]

Wasn't there a time where the first people who discovered Chris thought he was an actor and the whole thing was a hoax?

Don't remember if I read this on ED or here but I vaguely recall reading it somewhere.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Wasn't there a time where the first people who discovered Chris thought he was an actor and the whole thing was a hoax?

Don't remember if I read this on ED or here but I vaguely recall reading it somewhere.

It was a very short period on something awful. I think it was a day or so at most.

 

[AnOminous]

It was a very short period on something awful. I think it was a day or so at most.

It's come up perennially over the years. I haven't really seen it since he raped his mom since I don't think many people would buy that was just an act.

 

[atorie]

Why hasn't there ever been a "caden sighting" before? Do you think he keeps to himself or is Missouri just too much in the middle of buttfuck nowhere?

 

[Holden Cox]

Why hasn't there ever been a "caden sighting" before? Do you think he keeps to himself or is Missouri just too much in the middle of buttfuck nowhere?

Caden is nowhere near as well known as Chris. Most sightings of Chris come from people who aren't so well-versed in the lore (note that they have to actually go outside to spot Chris).

 

[themarchivist2]

Why hasn't there ever been a "caden sighting" before? Do you think he keeps to himself or is Missouri just too much in the middle of buttfuck nowhere?

1. Nobody gives a fuck about him
2. Caden looks like the most generic Zoomer imaginable, and I honestly doubt 99% of Christorians could pick him out in a crowd. The reason Chris sightings are so common is that he sticks out like a sore thumb even when he's actively trying to disguise himself, because there's probably a triple-digit number of people on Earth who present and dress like Chris.

 

[Optimus Prime]

1. Nobody gives a fuck about him
2. Caden looks like the most generic Zoomer imaginable, and I honestly doubt 99% of Christorians could pick him out in a crowd. The reason Chris sightings are so common is that he sticks out like a sore thumb even when he's actively trying to disguise himself, because there's probably a triple-digit number of people on Earth who present and dress like Chris.

And the one time he did try to disguise himself was the cartoonish trenchcoat in the middle of DFW airport.