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"Chris Chan" thinking he's somehow an incarnation of Christ and "an avatar of existence" is the most extreme example of the "Dunning–Kruger effect" I've ever heard of*, when one considers how "special" he is when it comes to education. This is someone who thought that dumping all the "tobacky" on this planet into the sun would cause the whole solar system to fill with thick smoke.

* Not to mention it shows how bloated his big fat ego is.
 
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So it seems clear Caden and Flutter are controlling Chris and getting him to take his meds so he doesn't freak out, my question is why?
I mean I know this is good for Chris but when it comes to making money off of Chris him just vanishing from the internet, not doing anything other than go to WalMart, and just not saying anything crazy can't be good for keeping interesting him and they are paying for a whole house for him. So unless he is helping them with their drug operation somehow you would think they would want him saying as much crazy stuff as possible and streaming all the time so they can make money to pay for all the expenses.

This leads me to conclude that Chris is either laundering money for them or he is a drug mule. There is just no other way for them not to be losing money with this whole deal.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
So it seems clear Caden and Flutter are controlling Chris and getting him to take his meds so he doesn't freak out, my question is why?
I mean I know this is good for Chris but when it comes to making money off of Chris him just vanishing from the internet, not doing anything other than go to WalMart, and just not saying anything crazy can't be good for keeping interesting him and they are paying for a whole house for him. So unless he is helping them with their drug operation somehow you would think they would want him saying as much crazy stuff as possible and streaming all the time so they can make money to pay for all the expenses.

This leads me to conclude that Chris is either laundering money for them or he is a drug mule. There is just no other way for them not to be losing money with this whole deal.
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I've always figured he was a front for laundering drug money, the numbers the etsy store reportedly generates makes no sense for what's on offer (stupid people may have money but not that much money sustainably). Plus, Chris himself said the money for his "rent" comes out of the etsy sales, meaning he doesn't even handle the money and thus doesn't actually know anything about the business other than Caden is handling it. Otherwise, you know he'd be demanding a bigger share of the money.

Him as a drug mule doesn't check out, in contrast. Chris doesn't travel nearly enough and it would be too much of a risk of him publicly saying something about his "job" being a courtier or something, since nobody reputable would hire Chris to be trusted with other people's shit.
 
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the virgin lolcow wannabe royal title "special snowflake" tl;dr name

the Chad monosyllable or short name (like "Chad")

BubbaRobot887 said:
So it seems clear Caden and Flutter are controlling Chris and getting him to take his meds so he doesn't freak out, my question is why?
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If "Honor Roll" has a freakout he could go back to jail, and that means little or no "content" from him that "Praetor" can exploit?
 
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I guess that could be it, but then again he never leaves the house so the most he will do is say he is Jesus and call for Hasbro to be burnt to the ground over a pony show. Still, that is the best explanation I have heard.

I think they don't want him to go back to jail because he is laundering the drug money.
 
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Who’s flutter?
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"Flutter" is the "exceptional" MLP-inspired nickname that "Honor Roll" gave some gal.

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Flutter is an enigma in the current Christory. While she seems like his another girlfriend on the surface, people have polarizing opinions on her involvement in the current Christory, from stating she's his first true love, to believing she's the current mastermind behind the current Praetor operations. I intend to answer these questions in this thread and archive everything we have on her.
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Okay, that is the darkest thing I have ever read on the internet.
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Here's a new one just for you then.

I wonder if Chris comes here to read My Ernest Opinion's fanfics about him and flutter so he can jack off while thinking about her.


I really wonder what ween will take Chris in next. Surely Caden won't keep him forever. Eventually the money going out is going to be more than the money coming in. Unless there's another reason to keep him around.
 
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Lou Sassle said:
Here's a new one just for you then.

I wonder if Chris comes here to read My Ernest Opinion's fanfics about him and flutter so he can jack off while thinking about her.


I really wonder what ween will take Chris in next. Surely Caden won't keep him forever. Eventually the money going out is going to be more than the money coming in. Unless there's another reason to keep him around.
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I love how Chris's life has slowed to such a dull crawl the cwcki doesn't even track his random updates anymoe, and barley tracks public sightings. This forum owes its existence to Chris chan, and yet until something big happens like Chris getting booted from the caden house or his inevitable death his story has for all intents and purposes, ended. Not with a JULAY!...but with a Julie.
 
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I love how Chris's life has slowed to such a dull crawl the cwcki doesn't even track his random updates anymoe, and barley tracks public sightings. This forum owes its existence to Chris chan, and yet until something big happens like Chris getting booted from the caden house or his inevitable death his story has for all intents and purposes, ended. Not with a JULAY!...but with a Julie.
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The story of Chris only has two possible endings. Either he does something so monumentally stupid and fucked up he effectively ends his own life (either straight up an heroing somehow or getting life in prison without parole), or the more likely thing where every bad choice he made in life catches up to him and he lives out the rest of his life in sad isolation, a tired shell of bad health and with no friends or family.
 
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sad isolation, a tired shell of bad health and with no friends or family.
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If it wasn't for social media and caden whoring him out on the occasional stream for 5 dollars so weens can watch his face contort in shock when they tell him what a horrible person he is....that really wouldn't be too far off from his life right now.
 
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