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Objection! said:
I once tried to read this thread. I think I got a hundred or two hundred pages in, but that's not important right now.

My question is, to what extent does Chris think/assume/know he's famous? And how does the disconnect of not being able to hide online versus not being noticed offline when he's in public places (that he can tell, let's not derail with how noticeable he really is and that people avoid him for reasons obvious to us) really affect Chris?

The second question is becoming somewhat hard for me to answer. Online he is known to be paranoid; everyone is either a troll out to get him or people he's met offline and actually know. He wants to be less noticeable online so he can conduct his goings on and do whatever it is he does and not need to worry about people googling him and finding the CWCki/ED/other places and thinking bad of him. Offline, he laments being "invisible" and unappreciated. Barring the obvious problems with that statement and in light of the new Renee texts showing him wanting to be talked to but ready to spray any and everyone with pepper spray to remain safe if he should feel threatened. (also another can of worms for a different thread)

I think what I'm trying to ask is if the disconnect between being internet famous (which I think he's actually mentioned, possibly in the Colin emails or earlier) and being a nobody offline has any impact on his behavior offline. Could this also be contributing to his latest run-ins with the law?

I know the subject gets touched upon in in current threads, but I'd like a deeper discussion without derailing another thread or starting a new one that probably doesn't need to exist. (Hellblazer, if I ever meet you offline, I'm buying you a beer) Just seems like a very strange disconnect to have, and I'm familiar with his gold medal mental gymnastic routines, but couldn't this be subconsciously going on, even though he's autistic?

I humbly seek your wisdom and advice, fellow Kiwis.
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1. Chris does overestimate his fame. But I think his difficulties with understanding the minds of others also hampers him. He knows who he is and he his instinct is to assume that people know the same things he knows. So his instinct is that people know him.

2. He wants to be universally loved and obeyed. So both his internet infamy and his offline isolation bother him. Which one he complains about depends on which issue is most pressing.

3. Chris thinking has a lot of disconnects. The answer to "how can he possibly think both x and y" is usually "he just hasn't thought it through". If a train of thought is unpleasant to him and isn't thrust on him, he will just avoid it. So there are a lot of very incomplete thoughts and ideas bouncing around his head.
 
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I can't help but think that we're seeing the beginning of the end for OPL. He's totally losing it, flinging pepper spray every which way over a damn vidja game character. He's gonna go to jail at this rate and then all new content will dry up and die.

This is the way the lolcow ends
This is the way the lolcow ends
This is the way the lolcow ends
Not with a bang, but with blue arms
 
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100 Whole Bepis said:
I can't help but think that we're seeing the beginning of the end for OPL. He's totally losing it, flinging pepper spray every which way over a damn vidja game character. He's gonna go to jail at this rate and then all new content will dry up and die.

This is the way the lolcow ends
This is the way the lolcow ends
This is the way the lolcow ends
Not with a bang, but with blue arms
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It certainly is kind of like the last bright flicker of a candle before it burns up. I was thinking that for quite some time when people started calling this the renaissance of OPL.

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I know the most likely answer to the second question, I just wanna know what you think. It's evident Chris will go to jail, but then, what happens to the Cwcki? I guess no new updates whatsoever, I honestly think that would be a good thing. Chris is... In my opinion a lost cause. He has proven that he is incapable of change and his inability to control himself and escape his deluded perception of the world (and the rules we all have to abide by) will likely get someone killed. The reason less updates would be a good thing is this... Then people will no longer have to dwell on Chris for their entertainment anymore. I am not saying he doesn't deserve everything that's happened to him, he does without a doubt. I'm saying there are thousands of people who still follow Chris, his antics, and still attempt to troll him. With Chris likely in jail, he will no longer be an option to go after or even worry about ever! Maybe people will move on with their lives, or a new lolcow will arrive that will be equally as lol-sy as him.

It is also interesting to note, that... The same type of behaviors that Chris exhibits are the same that a certain 22 year old autistic virgin had... Elliot Rodger. I believe, eventually (hopefully it never happens and he is in jail beforehand), that he will kill someone, or a group of people. Is he capable of such a thing? Well no one thought a 22 year old boy who basically was privileged would become the newest mass killer. It's not entirely out of the realm of possibility... But the good outcome would be he goes to jail, as it may (unlikely) teach him a lesson and he may not break the laws ever again... Then again... It's doubtful. What is the outcome of that court date? Predictions? Can he ever learn (it's Chris... He can't but who knows what will happen in jail)?
 
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Master Xehanort said:
It is also interesting to note, that... The same type of behaviors that Chris exhibits are the same that a certain 22 year old autistic virgin had... Elliot Rodger.
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Heh, well, a big difference between the two is that Chris isn't an autistic virgin.
 
Haha ok... He's an autistic former (supposedly) virgin who lost his virginity to a prostitute. Well played. :p You know, had he actually not be desperate enough to pay for it he would've still made my point correct. There's one big difference between the two. XP Anymore?
 
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Haha ok... He's an autistic former (supposedly) virgin who lost his virginity to a prostitute. Well played. :p You know, had he actually not be desperate enough to pay for it he would've still made my point correct. There's one big difference between the two. XP Anymore?
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Heh, that's like saying "if he hadn't have had sex, he would've been a virgin!"
 
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Marvin said:
Heh, that's like saying "if he hadn't have had sex, he would've been a virgin!"
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Lmao I like you. You are amusing which is a good thing for me. Anyway I take it that by not saying anymore differences that I am mostly correct. :) Yes? Anyway, he is most likely going to jail. That much is clear. If he isn't in jail after February 5th, I'll be shocked.
 
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Lmao I like you. You are amusing which is a good thing for me. Anyway I take it that by not saying anymore differences that I am mostly correct. :) Yes?
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No, that was just the first thing that stuck out for me. I don't remember Elliot Rodger being autistic, but even if he was, his situation was dramatically different from Chris'.

If Chris killed someone, it wouldn't be for similar reasons as Elliot Rodger.
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Anyway, he is most likely going to jail. That much is clear. If he isn't in jail after February 5th, I'll be shocked.
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February 5 is his next court date, but it's not entirely clear yet what the sequence of events will be. Chris doesn't have the money this time around to postpone things too far, but it's possible that February 5 won't be the last court date.
 
Been wondering this for a while now and after finding out that he asked "Renee" to have his daughter I really want to know why Chris is so adamant about having his imaginary daughter Crystal.
 
Marvin said:
It's keeping him from cutting his dick off.
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Chris "cutting his dick off" is a terrible idea. Him having children is an even worse idea. So, with that in mind, it only makes sense they are two of his three highest priorities as of now.

EDIT: I wouldn't call his initiative to secure Barb 2.0 as a bad idea per-say, it's just nonsensical and unrealistic.
 
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who banned the word "blarms" i thought it was a brilliant portmanteau! although i laughed quite hard at the replacement for the word "b.l.a.r.ms." i thought it would be the noise chris is likely to grunt in rage at the sight of the blarms
 
[8/10/2014 6:32:26 PM] Chris: I am more of a face person, definitely; I usually notice the face of people first anyway.
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Hey guys, remember how Kacey's account of her creepy date with him was that the first thing he said after meeting her was "I thought you'd be more, you know *curve motions*" And supposedly Catie said he had a habit of staring at her tits the entire time too.
I find it hilariously ironic Chris said this given both this and the fact that he has a notorious history of never being able to recognize or remember faces, e.g. the whole Blanca saga.
 
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"Christine Weston Chandler"-- has this been noted already?

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I don't think so, but seeing his degree listed under that really obviously bad edit to the game case is some how fitting, an leads credence to the theory that the college just gave Chris a bit of paper to get him out of there so they didn't have to deal with him anymore.
 
I have some thoughts about Megan not being so "good", at least not to the degree that de CWCki page portrays her, specially with the whole "I wanna be different to everyone" craze she has or had, the thing is, I want to make a thread about it but I for the life of me can't find the place to write the freaking text of the thread, yeah, I know it's stupid but it's just not there.

If no one can help me with that, I wanna ask if any of you found Megan kind of annoying.
 
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Cure Passion said:
I have some thoughts about Megan not being so "good", at least not to the degree that de CWCki page portrays her, specially with the whole "I wanna be different to everyone" craze she has or had, the thing is, I want to make a thread about it but I for the life of me can't find the place to write the freaking text of the thread, yeah, I know it's stupid but it's just not there.

If no one can help me with that, I wanna ask if any of you found Megan kind of annoying.
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Not particularly. The wanting-to-be-different thing is common among teenage outsiders. The only negative quality I can think of that isn't accounted for by being a 19-year-old geek is that there's some indication that she took advantage of Chris, e.g. using him for his debit card. But given that Chris most likely only went along with that because he thought he was going to get his duck wet, I think that can be allowed to slide.


Zombietrout said:
Been wondering this for a while now and after finding out that he asked "Renee" to have his daughter I really want to know why Chris is so adamant about having his imaginary daughter Crystal.
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Well, he claims that he was told in a dream that he was going to have Crystal by 2015. Personally, I don't believe he does have these "prophetic dreams," but that's another matter. He also claims to have dreamed that Bob wasn't going to die until 2015, so I think in his head, "2015" is just a way of saying "in the distant future." Unfortunately, once Chris gets an idea stuck in his head, it can't be removed by anything other than surgical methods, so now 2015 is here and he's panicking because this is when it was supposed to happen. It's quite possible that by the end of the year we'll be getting posts about how FREAKIN' EMMANUEL GOD lied to him about Crystal.
 
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