Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but Sonic with inverted colors looks awfully familiar.

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Coincidence?
 
So um...

No matter how much digging I did on this forum, I never got any information on a certain topic. Chris and Barb moving in together. I've seen countless forum posts referencing a major readjustment in the Chandler's living arrangements, but I could not find a thread that spoke about it in detail. (Might be because nobody knows anything about it)

Butttt seeing it pop up every now and then has me wondering, what do you guys know?
 
Barb apparently forbids Chris from sleeping or staying in his own room anymore. Purely out of controlling/hoarding tendencies, not because she thinks he's too dumb to be unsupervised. It seems that they both live in one of the main rooms of the house now, in spaces that haven't been engulfed by the hoard yet..
 
Kosher Dill said:
Barb apparently forbids Chris from sleeping or staying in his own room anymore. Purely out of controlling/hoarding tendencies, not because she thinks he's too dumb to be unsupervised. It seems that they both live in one of the main rooms of the house now, in spaces that haven't been engulfed by the hoard yet..
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What the fuck?

...Somehow this shocks me. A lot.

Forcing Chris to be THAT close...? I imagine a lot of bickering and space issues followed this arrangement, I mean... Christ...
 
Hodgepodge said:
Kosher Dill said:
Barb apparently forbids Chris from sleeping or staying in his own room anymore. Purely out of controlling/hoarding tendencies, not because she thinks he's too dumb to be unsupervised. It seems that they both live in one of the main rooms of the house now, in spaces that haven't been engulfed by the hoard yet..
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What the fuck?

...Somehow this shocks me. A lot.

Forcing Chris to be THAT close...? I imagine a lot of bickering and space issues followed this arrangement, I mean... Christ...
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Well she did complain that a video game he was playing was too violent. God I'm glad I stopped getting that talk when I was 10. Mortal Kombat Trilogy, totally worth it.
 
Hodgepodge said:
So um...

No matter how much digging I did on this forum, I never got any information on a certain topic. Chris and Barb moving in together. I've seen countless forum posts referencing a major readjustment in the Chandler's living arrangements, but I could not find a thread that spoke about it in detail. (Might be because nobody knows anything about it)

Butttt seeing it pop up every now and then has me wondering, what do you guys know?
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There's a thread about it here.
 
I'm learning Mandarin, and came across a new vocabulary word today: 感叹, or gǎntàn. It basically means "to sigh deeply with emotion".

In other words, the Chinese actually have a word for stress sighs. *SIGH*









...anyway, *I* thought it was neat. Carry on. *yawn*
 
So I introduced my husband to Chris the other night. It might have helped that he was stoned and lacked the motivation to get away from me. The whole conversation was hilarious, but it was weird to see someone go from complete Chris virgin to slow, horrified enlightenment.

Some of the highlights:

On the Medallion: "That's kind of cute. I made stuff like that when I was a kid. HOLD UP, HE'S IN HIS TWENTIES?"

"You can soak that thing in pheromones and it will never turn into a pussy magnet, Chris."

On Chris's college graduation: "That motherfucker has a DEGREE?"

"He wore the medallion to graduation. Goddamn, son."

On Megan: "That is probably the saddest thing. I think that if he had maybe cleaned up his act just the tiniest bit, that might have been his one chance to get a real girl that actually liked him. And it's not just that he fucked it up. It's that he fucked it up so spectacularly. Like, you couldn't even be trying and manage to fuck something up so hard."

On the state of Chris's shower: "Blow that picture up. NO NO SHRINK IT BACK DOWN." ::after giving him a moment to recover:: "It's like I could actually smell it there for a moment. Like mildew and B.O. and Tilex. No, I don't think that's the weed talking."

"Is that shit? I think that is actual shit."

"You could not pay me to go in there without a haz-mat suit and a flamethrower."

On DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS: "I really can't see how this is still happening. This, for me, would be the end. This would be the point where, if I were a troll, I'd be like 'you guys need to go on without me. I don't want to see where this leads anymore.'"

On the Jackie Calls: "Oh my God, it's like Gonzo from the Muppets having phone sex."

On Fridays After Five and the muscle bra: "So he had basically just given up by this point, right?"

On Christorians: "I can't even blame them. He just keeps giving them things!"

On Chris's future: "Not to be mean or anything, but has anyone ever kicked this guy's ass? For real? Because I can see that happening. One of these days he messes with the wrong person's daughter or girlfriend and they go ballistic on him. Or hell, he hits on the wrong girl and she whups his ass. If I were his mom or whoever has control over him, that would worry me constantly every time I turned him loose in public. I mean, I know he's autistic but there are some people who just won't care. If it hasn't happened, it's a matter of time."
 
TheKnife said:
So I introduced my husband to Chris the other night
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You, ma'am, are NOT married; you are making as much fabrication up as Chris would. Your post is a fraud; you will never change my mind; You Are Pathetic. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Sorry, couldn't resist :lol:
 
The Knife said:
So I introduced my husband to Chris the other night. It might have helped that he was stoned and lacked the motivation to get away from me. The whole conversation was hilarious, but it was weird to see someone go from complete Chris virgin to slow, horrified enlightenment.

Some of the highlights:

On the Medallion: "That's kind of cute. I made stuff like that when I was a kid. HOLD UP, HE'S IN HIS TWENTIES?"

"You can soak that thing in pheromones and it will never turn into a pussy magnet, Chris."

On Chris's college graduation: "That motherfucker has a DEGREE?"

"He wore the medallion to graduation. Goddamn, son."

On Megan: "That is probably the saddest thing. I think that if he had maybe cleaned up his act just the tiniest bit, that might have been his one chance to get a real girl that actually liked him. And it's not just that he fucked it up. It's that he fucked it up so spectacularly. Like, you couldn't even be trying and manage to fuck something up so hard."

On the state of Chris's shower: "Blow that picture up. NO NO SHRINK IT BACK DOWN." ::after giving him a moment to recover:: "It's like I could actually smell it there for a moment. Like mildew and B.O. and Tilex. No, I don't think that's the weed talking."

"Is that shit? I think that is actual shit."

"You could not pay me to go in there without a haz-mat suit and a flamethrower."

On DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS: "I really can't see how this is still happening. This, for me, would be the end. This would be the point where, if I were a troll, I'd be like 'you guys need to go on without me. I don't want to see where this leads anymore.'"

On the Jackie Calls: "Oh my God, it's like Gonzo from the Muppets having phone sex."

On Fridays After Five and the muscle bra: "So he had basically just given up by this point, right?"

On Christorians: "I can't even blame them. He just keeps giving them things!"

On Chris's future: "Not to be mean or anything, but has anyone ever kicked this guy's ass? For real? Because I can see that happening. One of these days he messes with the wrong person's daughter or girlfriend and they go ballistic on him. Or hell, he hits on the wrong girl and she whups his ass. If I were his mom or whoever has control over him, that would worry me constantly every time I turned him loose in public. I mean, I know he's autistic but there are some people who just won't care. If it hasn't happened, it's a matter of time."
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You, sir, are NOT married; you are making as much fabrication up as Chris would. Your post is a fraud; you will never change my mind; You Are Pathetic. Ha. Ha. Ha.
 
Picklepower said:
I still find it weird that Coleslaw went full on conspiracy theorist in his SpongeBob review.
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Must run in the family.
 
Whenever I see :stupid: all I can think of is a fat pyramid head (from Silent Hill) on one of his days off.
 
Why Does Christian Whine?

BLC is a mass of feeble-minded ass,
A gigantic nonsensical anus!
Where autism is built into Elysium
At a stress level of millions of degrees.

Yo ho, it's rot, Branchland is not
A place where we could live.
But here online there'd be no life
Without the lulz it gives.

We need its lulz,
We need its NEET,
We need its spasticity.
Without Branchland, without a doubt,
There'd be no CWC Wiki.

BLC is a mass of feeble-minded ass,
A gigantic nonsensical anus!
Where autism is built into Elysium
At a stress level of millions of degrees.​
 
So, I went to Waterman's FB profile and I found this:
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I'm not sure if this is right thread to post this, and I don't feel like making one so, mods, if you want to post this somewhere else, feel free to.
 
Dork Of Ages said:
So, I went to Waterhead's FB profile and I found this:
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I'm not sure if this is right thread to post this, and I don't feel like making one so, mods, if you want to post this somewhere else, feel free to.
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Whoa. I don't know if he's trying to joke or not. But once again, Chris chan has to make the subject all about him.
 
Honestly, this might be Chris enough to deserve its own thread. You know it'll generate ten pages of discussion.

EDIT: Yeah, making one.
 
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