Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

A couple of forums ago, I posted a link to some archived PVCC posts (I had a different username then). These posts started a lot of discussion, especially surrounding Chris's bizarre relationship with his mother. I vaguely remember this ad being cited in support of an (emotionally, at least) incestuous relationship. After a quick search, I think part of the argument was that in 'I am Alive', Chris addresses the ads that claim he's dead, but doesn't mention or react to that particular ad.
 
random_pickle said:
Okay, I know that Chris can't recognize faces, but how could he not recognize his own mother!?

He couldn't even recognize himself, he had to use his outdate "mental image" of himself during his highschool years... so yeah...
 
Marvin said:
And yeah, he probably didn't realize it was Barb.
Actually, he did recognize it was supposed to be Barb, I remember that. He got pretty pissy about it, but not more so than he usually gets about a lot of stuff. It was funny though.
 
Someone needs to explain to me why tugboat is a good slang for welfare checks...and I don't want to hear Chris's retarded explanation.
 
Paranoid conspiracy theory: Barb agreed to shoot the Lego video because Chris told her the prize was a PS4. Chris plans to buy a PS4 and convince Barb he won. Barb would be unaware that he's simultaneously prepping his Facebook asspatters with the idea that a troll gifted him with the PS4 because she doesn't know how to internet and wouldn't be able to check the Lego site for contest details. The asspatters, on the other hand, would be able to fact-check if Chris tried to pass a PS4 off as a "prize" rather than a troll offering.

Slightly less paranoid ramblings: Chris is prepping his Facebook audience to explain his sudden reappearance online after he gets the PS4.
 
The Knife said:
Paranoid conspiracy theory: Barb agreed to shoot the Lego video because Chris told her the prize was a PS4. Chris plans to buy a PS4 and convince Barb he won. Barb would be unaware that he's simultaneously prepping his Facebook asspatters with the idea that a troll gifted him with the PS4 because she doesn't know how to internet and wouldn't be able to check the Lego site for contest details. The asspatters, on the other hand, would be able to fact-check if Chris tried to pass a PS4 off as a "prize" rather than a troll offering.

Slightly less paranoid ramblings: Chris is prepping his Facebook audience to explain his sudden reappearance online after he gets the PS4.
No, Barb didn't film it. She's mostly stuck in 14BC.
 
Marvin said:
No, Barb didn't film it. She's mostly stuck in 14BC.
Wait, what? So Chris got some other middle-aged woman (... or man dressed like one) to film for him?
 
Kosher Dill said:
Marvin said:
No, Barb didn't film it. She's mostly stuck in 14BC.
Wait, what? So Chris got some other middle-aged woman (... or man dressed like one) to film for him?
He must've.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Marvin said:
And yeah, he probably didn't realize it was Barb.
Actually, he did recognize it was supposed to be Barb, I remember that. He got pretty pissy about it, but not more so than he usually gets about a lot of stuff. It was funny though.

Maybe it gave him funny feelings.
 
Marvin said:
The Knife said:
Paranoid conspiracy theory: Barb agreed to shoot the Lego video because Chris told her the prize was a PS4. Chris plans to buy a PS4 and convince Barb he won. Barb would be unaware that he's simultaneously prepping his Facebook asspatters with the idea that a troll gifted him with the PS4 because she doesn't know how to internet and wouldn't be able to check the Lego site for contest details. The asspatters, on the other hand, would be able to fact-check if Chris tried to pass a PS4 off as a "prize" rather than a troll offering.

Slightly less paranoid ramblings: Chris is prepping his Facebook audience to explain his sudden reappearance online after he gets the PS4.
No, Barb didn't film it. She's mostly stuck in 14BC.

Barb mostly comes out at night. Mostly.
 
Marvin said:
Kosher Dill said:
Marvin said:
No, Barb didn't film it. She's mostly stuck in 14BC.
Wait, what? So Chris got some other middle-aged woman (... or man dressed like one) to film for him?
He must've.

It seems that Chris' sweetheart standards have extended beyond 18-current age.
 
Marvin said:
Kosher Dill said:
Marvin said:
No, Barb didn't film it. She's mostly stuck in 14BC.
Wait, what? So Chris got some other middle-aged woman (... or man dressed like one) to film for him?
He must've.
Do the people who are more plugged-in to Chris's world have any idea who did the filming then? If it's not Barb, and assuming it's not Rocky, then........who? I can't imagine him corralling a random stranger in McDonald's to film 11 excruciating minutes of Manbaby's Lego Adventures.


....I just had a thought. Could this be a manaJERK at McDonald's? It seems like he's there all the time, I'm sure the staff is at least familiar with him by sight now. The McD's around my old place always seemed to be fairly tolerant of loiterers and weirdos - I guess it's not completely out of the realm of possibility that he might have struck up an acquaintance with a few of the employees.
 
Varis said:
Watermelon seems to be Anna's cousin.
Because I am a sick fuck, I made a tiny familytree to go with my theory. The start of the arrow defines the source of the information, ie. Watermelon's Facebook has links to his mother and sister.

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I'll crack jokes about Chris calling Barb "mommy", but going through the Facebook leaks again (I get bored a lot ) I think he one-upped himself:
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I love the video where he catches himself saying "my mommy"
 
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