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JTRH-NBR said:
Can Chris swim??
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I asked that before and was told he could. But I really thought he couldn't anyway, he just doesn't seem like the type to go to pools/beaches myself (of course he probably doesn't have that option anymore unless he could try to visit the eastern coastline).
 
I wonder if Mia Hamm has ever stumbled across her one time lover while surfing the internet. If she isn't buried under a barn somewhere.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Pretty much. There will likely never be another lolcow like Chris.

Chris is even at that point where he is stupid, but not so stupid that you feel guilty about laughing at him, because his stupidity is mostly due to laziness and stubbornness.
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Sometimes I do feel a bit sorry for Chris, because he's evidently not right in the head. But the thing is that as a side effect of his notoriety, he has had hundreds of people tell him where he's going wrong, and in many cases give him specific instructions as to how he can avoid misfortunes.

As an example, I forget where it is exactly, but in one of the Mailbags someone tells him that his sweetheart du jour is a troll and is planning to ask him for nudes. He angrily maintained that said sweetheart was real, "she" duly asked him for nudes, his bent duck wound up all over the Internet and he still didn't believe she was a troll. This sort of thing has happened many times. What more can you do for someone like that?

Raiken said:
Only when the viewers are turning off, then the producers are going to try and go back to the basics and soft reboot the series.
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If Chris was a smarter man, I'd have thought his recent activities were an attempt to bring back the classic era for increased Patreonbux. New Sonichu, new sweetheart, new tardrage...
Buffalo Chan said:
I wonder if Mia Hamm has ever stumbled across her one time lover while surfing the internet. If she isn't buried under a barn somewhere.
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I doubt it. A prostitute has dozens of clients, most of whom will use fake details. Chris might not even have been that memorable - the kind of hooker who would see Chris probably has plenty of bottom-of-the-barrel punters.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Sometimes I do feel a bit sorry for Chris, because he's evidently not right in the head. But the thing is that as a side effect of his notoriety, he has had hundreds of people tell him where he's going wrong, and in many cases give him specific instructions as to how he can avoid misfortunes.

As an example, I forget where it is exactly, but in one of the Mailbags someone tells him that his sweetheart du jour is a troll and is planning to ask him for nudes. He angrily maintained that said sweetheart was real, "she" duly asked him for nudes, his bent duck wound up all over the Internet and he still didn't believe she was a troll. This sort of thing has happened many times. What more can you do for someone like that?
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Exactly. He's stubborn as hell, which combined with his being naive as hell makes him an easy target.

He's also kind of a dick, which makes me not feel sorry for him
 
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Raiken said:
I don't know, but she disappeared after the second round with Chris.
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That doesn't necessarily mean anything. If Chris was that awful, he wouldn't have got a second round. More likely she was just doing it short term to earn a bit of scratch. Pretty much all you need to get set up as a low-end hooker is a phone, a room, an advert, a few boxes of condoms and a few tubes of lube. It's not like it's some major life commitment.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
That doesn't necessarily mean anything. If Chris was that awful, he wouldn't have got a second round. More likely she was just doing it short term to earn a bit of scratch. Pretty much all you need to get set up as a low-end hooker is a phone, a room, an advert, a few boxes of condoms and a few tubes of lube. It's not like it's some major life commitment.
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Was there a chance that Chris may have started creeping on her? I did read that she had kids, and those are money drains. I can hardly think she would only need to bang an autistic Troon twice to get out of said pit.
 
Raiken said:
Was there a chance that Chris may have started creeping on her? I did read that she had kids, and those are money drains. I can hardly think she would only need to bang an autistic Troon twice to get out of said pit.
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I mean she'd be a pretty unsuccessful hooker if Chris was her only client.
 
If you ever feel disappointed in yourself and think your pathetically hopeless, Just remember that your not Chris Chan and your valued more as a human being than him.
 
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3 things.

1 Chris is going to oogle at these at Bronycon today.

2 He will probably oogle at the dark purple one the most because :autism:

3 Then he is going to be jealous because nobody is staring at him. (:_(
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Chris blames everything on his autism (or us), but there must be some things that he can actually blame on his autism right? I thought it would be good for a discussion thread.

DStecks once suggested that Chris may not have autism, but is just poorly socially adjusted, which while objectively not true still has a surprising amount of weight.
 
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