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[Spork]

Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

Actually this isn't a product of Chris logic and it kind of makes sense. The lolcow that BlueSpike was going to be linked with had once made a video complaining about the hotel room he got while going to a gaming event. It was just 3-4 minutes of sperging while he recorded the room.

This is the case. The lolcow in question was Nesshelper, and this is the video that prompted the "BIG ROOMS" comment.

No mystery here. Chris was fed a list of basic information about some random idiot, which he then regurgitated because he was told that it would intimidate one of his trolls.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

Thank you for finding the video, Spork.

This was never a mystery.

 

[cypocryphy]

So I was reading the article where he tried to do a pull-up for Jackie and it also has pictures of his room he took for her. They're only 3 years old so it's safe to assume he still has most of the video games and DVD's from the pics, right? Would he ever be willing to part with most them? I'm wondering if little by little he traded them in at FYE or some place if he could get a good amount of money.

It's certainly a better idea than selling that porn on craigslist.

 

[pickleniggo]

I would be surprised if Chris gives up his vidya. He considers it an "investment" and wants to share his games with his god-given future daughter, after all.

 

[Payday]

So I was reading the article where he tried to do a pull-up for Jackie and it also has pictures of his room he took for her. They're only 3 years old so it's safe to assume he still has most of the video games and DVD's from the pics, right? Would he ever be willing to part with most them? I'm wondering if little by little he traded them in at FYE or some place if he could get a good amount of money.

It's certainly a better idea than selling that porn on craigslist.

Barb would force him to keep it as it's technically part of the hoard and that can't go, or the hoard would see he's taking stuff away, become sentient and try to eat him.

Seriously though, that would probably only work if they were willing to give him back 75% of the cash he invested in it, and I doubt anyone would buy used stuff for that much, unless FYE works that way which I doubt it does.

 

[Father Bigley]

I would be surprised if Chris gives up his vidya. He considers it an "investment" and wants to share his games with his god-given future daughter, after all.

I've been out of the CWC loop for a little bit, so sorry for asking something that might be common knowledge now, but does he still genuinely believe that the whole Crystal thing is ever gonna come to fruition or did he ditch that one during the whole "God is a troll" thing?

 

[Marvin]

I would be surprised if Chris gives up his vidya. He considers it an "investment" and wants to share his games with his god-given future daughter, after all.

I've been out of the CWC loop for a little bit, so sorry for asking something that might be common knowledge now, but does he still genuinely believe that the whole Crystal thing is ever gonna come to fruition or did he ditch that one during the whole "God is a troll" thing?

It's more that he thinks that if he found a girlfriend, that would lead to Crystal, so he doesn't really worry about Crystal.

 

[Father Bigley]

I would be surprised if Chris gives up his vidya. He considers it an "investment" and wants to share his games with his god-given future daughter, after all.

I've been out of the CWC loop for a little bit, so sorry for asking something that might be common knowledge now, but does he still genuinely believe that the whole Crystal thing is ever gonna come to fruition or did he ditch that one during the whole "God is a troll" thing?

It's more that he thinks that if he found a girlfriend, that would lead to Crystal, so he doesn't really worry about Crystal.

Oh right, so Crystal's in the backburner now? Cheers for that.

 

[telegramsamo]

They're only 3 years old so it's safe to assume he still has most of the video games and DVD's from the pics, right? Would he ever be willing to part with most them? I'm wondering if little by little he traded them in at FYE or some place if he could get a good amount of money.

It's certainly a better idea than selling that porn on craigslist.

Did you see how much money Chris wanted for his used porn? Chris thinks you can sell things for the exact amount you paid for them, I don't think he would accept any offer less than that.

 

[Holdek]

I've been out of the CWC loop for a little bit, so sorry for asking something that might be common knowledge now, but does he still genuinely believe that the whole Crystal thing is ever gonna come to fruition or did he ditch that one during the whole "God is a troll" thing?

It's more that he thinks that if he found a girlfriend, that would lead to Crystal, so he doesn't really worry about Crystal.

Oh right, so Crystal's in the backburner now? Cheers for that.

I think what he's saying is that the birth of Crystal has always been an inevitability to Chris, after he first finds the sweetheart.

 

[Henry Bemis]

It's more that he thinks that if he found a girlfriend, that would lead to Crystal, so he doesn't really worry about Crystal.

Oh right, so Crystal's in the backburner now? Cheers for that.

I think what he's saying is that the birth of Crystal has always been an inevitability to Chris, after he first finds the sweetheart.

But these days, Chris is mostly about casual sex, no relationship required.

As it stands, the only way Crystal will come into the world is if all birth control fails on a prostitute and she doesn't terminate the pregnancy upon finding out.

 

[Marvin]

Oh right, so Crystal's in the backburner now? Cheers for that.

I think what he's saying is that the birth of Crystal has always been an inevitability to Chris, after he first finds the sweetheart.

But these days, Chris is mostly about casual sex, no relationship required.

As it stands, the only way Crystal will come into the world is if all birth control fails on a prostitute and she doesn't terminate the pregnancy upon finding out.

Eh, but Chris feels like for the type of sex/girlfriend he's trying to seek out, a relationship will naturally develop.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Trolls tricked Chris into believing that Nintendo was planning to produce a Sonichu video game, merchandise, and other crap. There is something that confuses me is that on the Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Adventures page there is a rejection letter from Shigeru Miyamoto.

Was this a legit letter and did Chris rage about it in a video or did he just ignore it and continue to claim that Sonichu was an original creation?

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Does not require a thread. Merging.

 

[Father Bigley]

It's more that he thinks that if he found a girlfriend, that would lead to Crystal, so he doesn't really worry about Crystal.

Oh right, so Crystal's in the backburner now? Cheers for that.

I think what he's saying is that the birth of Crystal has always been an inevitability to Chris, after he first finds the sweetheart.

Ahhh right, my mistake.

Actually, that does make me want to ask another fairly trivial question; is Chris still thoroughly convinced himself that a beautiful woman's going to whisk him away and solve all of his problems, or is this whole downer phrase he seems to be going through (I'm still catching up, so bear that in mind) a result of pretty much realizing that it's not gonna happen (Among other things, GalPal traitors etc.)?

 

[Marvin]

Actually, that does make me want to ask another fairly trivial question; is Chris still thoroughly convinced himself that a beautiful woman's going to whisk him away and solve all of his problems, or is this whole downer phrase he seems to be going through (I'm still catching up, so bear that in mind) a result of pretty much realizing that it's not gonna happen (Among other things, GalPal traitors etc.)?

He kinda expects that. Like, he feels that evil people in the world are interfering in his ability to acquire a galpal. But those evil people are past galpals, jerks, and various authority figures like MLW. Even the city of Charlottesville is "ill-social" by Chris' standards.

I don't know what Chris thinks about the probability of attaining his desired future. I think he thinks that, morally, the right future should come out on top. So I think that he thinks that, ultimately, whatever evil people are around him should fail and he should acquire what he was promised. But the future is pretty fuzzy to Chris, so I don't know.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

I've always wondered if Chris mutters to himself. He has to at this point.

 

[Father Bigley]

He kinda expects that. Like, he feels that evil people in the world are interfering in his ability to acquire a galpal. But those evil people are past galpals, jerks, and various authority figures like MLW. Even the city of Charlottesville is "ill-social" by Chris' standards.

I don't know what Chris thinks about the probability of attaining his desired future. I think he thinks that, morally, the right future should come out on top. So I think that he thinks that, ultimately, whatever evil people are around him should fail and he should acquire what he was promised. But the future is pretty fuzzy to Chris, so I don't know.

Huh, well it's nice to know that he and his view of the world haven't seem to have changed at all. Anyway Marvin, thank you for the insight.

 

[telegramsamo]

How did Chris go from being so embarrassed at allegations of cross-dressing that he'd rather admit to , to being an out and proud tomgirl?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

How did Chris go from being so embarrassed at allegations of cross-dressing that he'd rather admit to , to being an out and proud tomgirl?

Because to Chris, crossdressing = gay, but tomgirl = STRAIGHT! "Tomgirl" was Chris's out, a way to rationalize why he liked dressing that way.