Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Holdek]

I've always wondered if Chris mutters to himself. He has to at this point.

Yeah.

PCA said he was muttering when he saw him at McDonald's, and Chris said he was muttering (or "rappin' a bit while drawing" or something) when PCA met him.

 

[CatParty]

I've always wondered if Chris mutters to himself. He has to at this point.

Yeah.

PCA said he was muttering when he saw him at McDonald's, and Chris said he was muttering (or "rappin' a bit while drawing" or something) when PCA met him.

Marvin had mentioned this is one of the ways he like to sass people. He mutters to himself while he's eating.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I've always wondered if Chris mutters to himself. He has to at this point.

Yeah.

PCA said he was muttering when he saw him at McDonald's, and Chris said he was muttering (or "rappin' a bit while drawing" or something) when PCA met him.

Marvin had mentioned this is one of the ways he like to sass people. He mutters to himself while he's eating.

Also, Chris is the only person Chris can talk to.

 

[Marvin]

I've always wondered if Chris mutters to himself. He has to at this point.

Yeah.

PCA said he was muttering when he saw him at McDonald's, and Chris said he was muttering (or "rappin' a bit while drawing" or something) when PCA met him.

Marvin had mentioned this is one of the ways he like to sass people. He mutters to himself while he's eating.

Yeah, really, I'd say that it's more that Chris is muttering at people than to himself. Chris wants to bitch at people, like if they complain about his beloved mcdonalds, but he's too much of a pussy to stand up and say it to their face. So he just mutters with his face in his food at them. He says shit like "if it's not good enough, just cook it yourself!" over and over. They can still hear it.

Heh, although other people aren't allowed (in chris' opinion) to complain about their messed up orders, he'll turn around and then bitch if his order gets messed up. Like if his sandwich has pickles on it.

 

[cahoots]

Also, Chris is the only person Chris can talk to.

He can talk to Sonichu too.

 

[telegramsamo]

Does Chris understand basic humor?

I know a lot of the jokes on Family Guy and South Park soared right over his head, but what about those older sit-coms he likes?
Do you think he would get the jokes, or he would because Borb laughed?

 

[RetardBus]

I really wonder if Chris is possibly still drawing more artwork and maybe even Sonichu in secret. Chris may have realized that putting his unintentionally hilarious comics on the internet for everyone to see is just going to result in further trolling. As a result, he could just be keeping his artwork and comics to himself nowadays as a way of seeing his wish fulfillment and deranged revenge fantasies come to life.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I really wonder if Chris is possibly still drawing more artwork and maybe even Sonichu in secret. Chris may have realized that putting his unintentionally hilarious comics on the internet for everyone to see is just going to result in further trolling. As a result, he could just be keeping his artwork and comics to himself nowadays as a way of seeing his wish fulfillment and deranged revenge fantasies come to life.

Sonichu and company are at least very much alive and well in Chris's mind, as his conversations with Megagi La Skunk seem to indicate. However, it's unlikely that any of the fantastical adventures they have will ever make their way to the page again. Not just because of laziness, but he doesn't have the privacy to tap into his la-la land like he used to.

It's unlikely, however, that Barb would expressly prohibit the creation of more comics, as it's likely she's forgotten what Sonichu is. The last time she exercised any control over the comics was around 2006 when she put a stop to the embarrassingly autobiographic Sub-Episodes (embarrassing for him and her but mostly her).

Also, considering how exponentially quickly Comic Chris was able to dispatch untold numbers of enemies in later comics, it probably wouldn't be worth the effort to make a comic depicting the comeuppance of dozens within, like, 10-15 pages.

 

[Mourning Dove]

A locked thread about Barb Chandler's lifespan inspired me to take another test predicting one's death. This test required me to do too much extrapolating/guessing for Barb so I just did Chris instead. Here's the results I have for him...

As you can plainly see, you [Chris] have more health and vitality than the average man.

Lol wut.

 

[Holdek]

I know a lot of the jokes on Family Guy and South Park soared right over his head, but what about those older sit-coms he likes?
Do you think he would get the jokes, or he would because Borb laughed?

Jokes in the older sitcoms are usually less subtle and dry. But, some are still subtle because they had to get past more stringent censors.

A locked thread about Barb Chandler's lifespan inspired me to take another test predicting one's death. This test required me to do too much extrapolating/guessing for Barb so I just did Chris instead. Here's the results I have for him...

As you can plainly see, you [Chris] have more health and vitality than the average man.

Lol wut.

I just took this quiz for myself. (Kind of crazy that I'm going to live only five years longer than him.)

There was a question asking how frequently you, "Hold in your farts." I hope you clicked "Never" for Chris. This might be the key to his vitality, somehow.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Yeah, I clicked "never" for holding in the farts cause I don't think Chris would care about ever doing that. Though I think the key to Chris's vitality is his amazingly dull life. Chris doesn't get into any dangerous situations like extreme sports or using guns. He doesn't drink or smoke. The only real fights and conflicts he gets into are with Barb and his own emotional turmoil, and most likely these aren't physical fights.

According to that test I'm going to live 10 years longer than Chris. Though this may be because I'm female and I have relatives who have lived into their late 80's/90's. Sadly I don't consider myself that much healthier than Chris.

 

[Stratochu]

I think the most perverted thing about the Chandler Cars is that the 2 most reliable (as far as the entire production run goes, and in one case the whole brand) were sold or junked- the Aerostar and the Honda.

 

[BatNapalm]

I thought about why Chris is so attached to McDonalds. But I was looking at some old commercials and junk, and knowing how gullible Chris was as a kid and how far he takes his consumerism...I think I finally have the answer.

[youtube]tODHDZrh4hs[/youtube]

 

[Really makes you thunk]

^ Oh jeez, that second ad always makes me chuckle.

"CREAM PUFF FLOWER CATCH"
"KNUCKLES SPACE-BALL"
"SEGA GAME SLIME"

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Yeah, really, I'd say that it's more that Chris is muttering at people than to himself. Chris wants to bitch at people, like if they complain about his beloved mcdonalds, but he's too much of a pussy to stand up and say it to their face. So he just mutters with his face in his food at them. He says shit like "if it's not good enough, just cook it yourself!" over and over. They can still hear it.

Heh, although other people aren't allowed (in chris' opinion) to complain about their messed up orders, he'll turn around and then bitch if his order gets messed up. Like if his sandwich has pickles on it.

I really want to see Chris confronted on this. Not even fighting but just getting in his face about this. At the very least someone going "I do cook it myself. Its better than McDonald's."

 

[Marvin]

Yeah, really, I'd say that it's more that Chris is muttering at people than to himself. Chris wants to bitch at people, like if they complain about his beloved mcdonalds, but he's too much of a pussy to stand up and say it to their face. So he just mutters with his face in his food at them. He says shit like "if it's not good enough, just cook it yourself!" over and over. They can still hear it.

Heh, although other people aren't allowed (in chris' opinion) to complain about their messed up orders, he'll turn around and then bitch if his order gets messed up. Like if his sandwich has pickles on it.

I really want to see Chris confronted on this. Not even fighting but just getting in his face about this. At the very least someone going "I do cook it myself. Its better than McDonald's."

Oh absolutely. Hell, I think it'd be even funnier if someone turned around when Chris gets pickles on his sandwich and use the same thing Chris said back on him. He'll get annoyed when other people criticize his beloved mcd, but five minutes later, he'll complain that he got pickles on his sandwich. So when he complains about the pickles, say "Why don't you cook it yourself."

I'd also love to have a friend on the inside at mcdonalds. I'd show them a picture of fatty and tell them that every time he orders a sandwich sans-pickles, put a big fistful of pickles on it. I'd giggle like a schoolgirl at that.

 

[Descent]

I'd also love to have a friend on the inside at mcdonalds. I'd show them a picture of fatty and tell them that every time he orders a sandwich sans-pickles, put a big fistful of pickles on it. I'd giggle like a schoolgirl at that.

No no no. You have to be sneaky about it. Dip the meat patty in pickle juice and let him take a big bite.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

That's it. I vote the SUPER SECRET TROLL GROUP (shhh don't tell fatty ) buys the closest McDonald's.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I'd also love to have a friend on the inside at mcdonalds. I'd show them a picture of fatty and tell them that every time he orders a sandwich sans-pickles, put a big fistful of pickles on it. I'd giggle like a schoolgirl at that.

I'd love for a "pretty girl" to look him into the eye as he whines and say "oh, are you sure? Because you look like someone who really loves pickles."

 

[Henry Bemis]

I'd also love to have a friend on the inside at mcdonalds. I'd show them a picture of fatty and tell them that every time he orders a sandwich sans-pickles, put a big fistful of pickles on it. I'd giggle like a schoolgirl at that.

I'd love for a "pretty girl" to look him into the eye as he whines and say "oh, are you sure? Because you look like someone who really loves pickles."

It's the real-life porno always Chris wanted, right there before him.

So naturally, he'll do what he always does when his long-held fantasy falls into his lap: nitpick about the inclusion of pickles, like the ingrate he is.