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Marvin said:
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I have a question, it's a bit crass and gross but I'm gonna ask it anyway.

It's about shecameforcwc.jpg. Instead of fingering her, why didn't he draw him fucking her?

You could say he did it to prove he's STRAIGHT, but he didn't draw it for the trollz, he drew it for himself.
Well, Chris has had a lot of self-taught sexual education from his educational pornography. He's aware of lots of kinky sex moves. :tomgirl:

Then why didn't he draw a money shot, or a :tugboat: shot
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
Marvin said:
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I have a question, it's a bit crass and gross but I'm gonna ask it anyway.

It's about shecameforcwc.jpg. Instead of fingering her, why didn't he draw him fucking her?

You could say he did it to prove he's STRAIGHT, but he didn't draw it for the trollz, he drew it for himself.
Well, Chris has had a lot of self-taught sexual education from his educational pornography. He's aware of lots of kinky sex moves. :tomgirl:

Then why didn't he draw a money shot, or a :tugboat: shot
A "hand job" (as Chris put it) was just the move Chris picked.
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I have a question, it's a bit crass and gross but I'm gonna ask it anyway.

It's about shecameforcwc.jpg. Instead of fingering her, why didn't he draw him fucking her?

You could say he did it to prove he's STRAIGHT, but he didn't draw it for the trollz, he drew it for himself.

Because he'd have to draw a :pickle:
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
It's about shecameforcwc.jpg. Instead of fingering her, why didn't he draw him fucking her?

Probably because it's easier to draw.

And he still fucked it up. *SIGH*
 
cahoots said:
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I have a question, it's a bit crass and gross but I'm gonna ask it anyway.

It's about shecameforcwc.jpg. Instead of fingering her, why didn't he draw him fucking her?

You could say he did it to prove he's STRAIGHT, but he didn't draw it for the trollz, he drew it for himself.

Because he'd have to draw a :pickle:

Also, how the hell else is he going to give the audience a thumbs up whilst proving his STRAIGHTness?
 
Has anyone found further info on :snorlax: having breast cancer? At this point I think :stupid: was using the idea that :snorlax: had b-canc as an attention ploy.
 
Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

.....Christ, it's like he channels dead crazy people!
 
Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

Actually this isn't a product of Chris logic and it kind of makes sense. The lolcow that BlueSpike was going to be linked with had once made a video complaining about the hotel room he got while going to a gaming event. It was just 3-4 minutes of sperging while he recorded the room.
 
Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

Crazy Pacer said:
Was it ever revealed which internet idiot Bluespike supposedly was?

Thorg mentioned it once, but the thread is lost. He also said Clyde Cash was next (it was supposedly "the endgame"), but then Bob kicked the bucket and the rest is Christory.
 
Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

I genuinely wonder how the Calling Out saga were to end. I love that it gave tomgirl Chris a confidence boost.
 
Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

Blue was blue. That's the most anyone knew him as.
 
Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

I tried looking for someone sperging about hotel rooms and found Krappleguy. I don't think I found the right idiot.
 
Chris is pretty much what would happen if that Tom Hanks movie, Big, really were to happen.
 
Stratochu said:
Has anyone found further info on :snorlax: having breast cancer? At this point I think :stupid: was using the idea that :snorlax: had b-canc as an attention ploy.
Maybe she just had a scare and he ran with it.
Maybe it's legit, Barb doesn't communicate with trolls enough to really know.
Maybe he made it up when he saw other Facebook posts about it.
 
Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

LOL, I was in the Patriotic Nigras with KrappleGuy. I never knew he was a lulcow in his own right. He seemed like your regular old animu and 40k obsessed troll.
 
waffle said:
LOL, I was in the Patriotic Nigras with KrappleGuy. I never knew he was a lulcow in his own right. He seemed like your regular old animu and 40k obsessed troll.
Eh, yeah, this is how I remember him as well. Although, I guess anyone could be a lulcow if you dig deeply enough into their life and find the right details.

Pikonic said:
Stratochu said:
Has anyone found further info on :snorlax: having breast cancer? At this point I think :stupid: was using the idea that :snorlax: had b-canc as an attention ploy.
Maybe she just had a scare and he ran with it.
Maybe it's legit, Barb doesn't communicate with trolls enough to really know.
Maybe he made it up when he saw other Facebook posts about it.
She probably just had a scare.

Honestly, Chris is really too dumb to put together attention ploys without them being extremely stereotypical and hilarious. Like, if Chris was trying to put together an attention ploy, all the posts on the cwcki forum would be laughing at how obvious and fake it was. It wouldn't even be worth discussion about whether it was real or not. Something sparked Chris, even if it was just a small scare that didn't really amount to anything.
 
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Marvin said:
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I have a question, it's a bit crass and gross but I'm gonna ask it anyway.

It's about shecameforcwc.jpg. Instead of fingering her, why didn't he draw him fucking her?

You could say he did it to prove he's STRAIGHT, but he didn't draw it for the trollz, he drew it for himself.
Well, Chris has had a lot of self-taught sexual education from his educational pornography. He's aware of lots of kinky sex moves. :tomgirl:
For Her pleasure. :tomgirl:

Somebody somewhere pointed out how he drew himself first, because to him that was the most important part of the image. The girl was added shoddily afterwards. He could just as well have been fingering a disembodied china.
 
Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

I'm pretty sure the wristwatch video exists because someone mentioned off-hand that they wanted to hear how Chris' speech impediment(s) would botch the word "wristwatch". They introduced this subject to Chris by telling him that Thorg was deathly afraid of wristwatches and that Chris should show as many watches as possible and sing a song about them.

There are easier avenues to finding out how someone pronounces something.
 
Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

Marvin said:
waffle said:
LOL, I was in the Patriotic Nigras with KrappleGuy. I never knew he was a lulcow in his own right. He seemed like your regular old animu and 40k obsessed troll.
Eh, yeah, this is how I remember him as well. Although, I guess anyone could be a lulcow if you dig deeply enough into their life and find the right details.
Patriotic Nigras? Krappleguy?

Ah, that takes me back. Almost back to the nostalgic days before I ever joined this mess.
 
Re: A Trivial but Vexing Mystery of Christory.

He could have been meaning to say 'big house' in reference to being told one of the trolls had been in prison, and muddled it up. He does that a lot. Only thing I can think of.
 
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