Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[ToroidalBoat]

It's a crystal from Hyperdimension Neptunia, because of course it is..

What's it called?

Also that crystal thing is just like that exceptional "riddle", "Merried Seinor Comic", and "MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS". Chris knows what such derping means, so he autistically or egotistically assumes everyone else does too.

 

[Stupidface]

What's it called?

Also that crystal thing is just like that exceptional "riddle", "Merried Seinor Comic", and "MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS". Chris knows what such derping means, so he autistically or egotistically assumes everyone else does too.

The "sharicite" he mentions is another word for the "share crystal" apparently. It makes no sense to use which is no surprise. Just more CPU nonsense.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"share crystal"

Of course it looks nothing like a pool noodle.

(Looks like Chris can't draw at all with no reference available.)

 

[A-№1]

Here we have is an example of a person whose entire life went wrong because nobody was able to help him.

Chris is responsible for his own life.

With the death of Bob Christory took a dark depressing turn. When Barb dies? Oof.

Chris' life has always been on the same one way track. Bob's death didn't turn it. Bob's death merely made it obvious.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Chris couldn't find a job because weens kept calling places, and that was before we knew he fucked Barb.
This nigga never going to work again, no matter what the court says.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

Chris is responsible for his own life.

I meant professional help.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris couldn't find a job because weens kept calling places, and that was before we knew he fucked Barb.
This nigga never going to work again, no matter what the court says.

Chris is too lazy and egotistical to get a job even before the fucking. After high school, Chris worked at Wendy's, which ended as one would expect. Chris was more or less spot on with the reasoning that employers would easily find out who he is with a google search, and this is without the rapid calls from weens. Chris got used to the tugboat be cause Bob knew just like how Chris acts with others (cub scouts), and that he wasn't right for work, and this is after Chris received the CADD degree. One way weens would make it more difficult for Chris is if he partook in activities, like the gym.

The only way Chris could work would be through heavy monitoring, but as you said, weens would find a way.

 

[A-№1]

Chris couldn't find a job

Chris found jobs. He just couldn't keep them.

He'll never find another job because employers know how to use google. There's more than enough there to keep Chris unemployed even without the weenery.

I meant professional help.

Chris has had professional help. Hell, he's been ordered by a court to get professional help.

It did not, would not, and can not make a difference.

Chris is the architect of his own fate.

What Chris has always needed are consequences, not help.

he wasn't right for work,

Chris can sort glass.

 

[Ophelia]

Psychiatrists can only (legally) do so much with an uncooperative idiot. Patients usually have to want to get better, and Chris doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with him. Even if he doesn’t actually believe he’s a god, he does think he’s better and smarter than other people and not in need of psychiatric help.

Chris is not so stupid or retarded that he doesn’t have agency. He can choose to listen to doctors at any time, and he doesn’t.

It’s possible he could see some miracle shrink who could convince him that he needs help, but we shouldn’t hold our breaths.

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Someone on Chris’s facebook once offered to put him in touch with a family member who worked for a place which helped undesirables find work. Chris was quite indignant and wanted no part of it. But things like that do exist for people who want them. There’s makework for people less intelligent and more mentally ill than Chris is.

 

[A-№1]

It’s possible he could see some miracle shrink who could convince him that he needs help, but we shouldn’t hold our breaths.

Chris won't improve unless he has no other choice, and likely not even then. Until that happens, it doesn't matter how good the therapist or shrink or teacher or tard wrangler is. Chris will always choose to remain Chris.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make Chris think.

 

[JavisFNF]

Spoiler

This is pure irony wtf

Spoiler

Whoever who drew this, that's a pair of fuckin broad shoulders on Chris. Sure you aren't "twanzfobic"?

 

[Shovelbird]

Can someone give me a quick rundown like the Bogdanovs after jail event? Did he draw Christine kicking Chris?

 

[The handsome tard]

Maybe this was asked already and if so, just point me to the answer post but here it goes

Does Chris has some internet access? Because depending on the type of jail and good behavior, they can get access to the internet in a very limited capacity.

I guess I ask this because Chris writes in some of his letters for them to not get posted online but how can he even know if something was posted online or not? He is literally just saying "dont post this online, pretty please...!"

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Maybe this was asked already and if so, just point me to the answer post but here it goes

Does Chris has some internet access? Because depending on the type of jail and good behavior, they can get access to the internet in a very limited capacity.

I guess I ask this because Chris writes in some of his letters for them to not get posted online but how can he even know if something was posted online or not? He is literally just saying "dont post this online, pretty please...!"

No.

Many jails are just now starting to get tablets for the inmates' entertainment and communication purposes, but Chris' jail is not one of them yet.

Furthermore, these do not give you actual internet access. Instead you can send and receive messages (for like 50 cents a pop) through a limited gateway. You don't get to browse the web or anything. Sometimes there's a news app, etc. but the information is all curated.

 

[The handsome tard]

No.

Many jails are just now starting to get tablets for the inmates' entertainment and communication purposes, but Chris' jail is not one of them yet.

Furthermore, these do not give you actual internet access. Instead you can send and receive messages (for like 50 cents a pop) through a limited gateway. You don't get to browse the web or anything. Sometimes there's a news app, etc. but the information is all curated.

Thanks for the info

But it makes Chris asking for them to not post the letters online the whole more insane. He legit thinks he wont do it? At this point he should know they WILL go online and might not even bother asking for them not do so.

 

[Sharkbait]

At this point he should know

Most, if not all of Christory in one handy phrase.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

So you’d go fuck your mom in Virginia what are you a retard?

We're talking about Chris here.
I could 100% see the a-logs fucking their mothers just to prove they can do it better than Chris, and they'd be here posting like:

"As someone with autism, I'll admit I've been having sex with my elderly mother now for months, but I make sure she enjoys it (unlike Chris who probably doesn't even pay attention to her pleasure) and I'm not so stupid as to tell anyone about it! It's people like Chris who refuse to learn how to behave or take responsibility for their actions who give people like me who have autism have such a bad reputation. And the part I hate most is that he's a hypocrite who thinks he's so much better than everyone else!

I get so angry about it I feel like I'm going to cry sometimes. I hope this time he faces the punishment he deserves!"

Chris couldn't find a job because weens kept calling places, and that was before we knew he fucked Barb.
This nigga never going to work again, no matter what the court says.

The issue with people like Chris is that the amount of supervision they'd require not to screw up everything would cost more than they'd be able to produce.

Since we won't let them just die, that means the most economically efficacious option is to just pay them to fuck off and stay out of everyone's hair.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

It's a crystal from Hyperdimension Neptunia, because of course it is.. I'm surprised he remembered the exact name but clearly has no idea what one looks like, just by searching it up.

I think it was the Idea Guys who got him into Hyperdimension Neptunia. I've never played those games but there's a wiki for them. As I understand it, there are goddesses that represent worlds based on different video game companies like Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft. Chris has extended this to companies that are now no longer making consoles, choosing his first console, the Commodore 64 that Bob bought in 1982 around when Chris was born, as the console whose world he should be the goddess of.

In HN, the goddesses all have oracles that are pretty anime girls. They are the kind who look really young but are actually thousands of years old so that makes it not pedophilia. The oracles make sharicite crystals. It all fits together. Chris has always wanted a girlfriend so now he wants a nice pretty oracle. So in addition to trying to be transgender to attract lesbians he got attached to crystals and he attached real life crystals to his Sonichu necklace to attract the anime waifus. He was arrested while wearing his Sonichu necklace and it was probably weighed down quite a lot by all those crystals.

Chris's religion's symbol has a sharicite crystal that's bent into a horseshoe. You can imagine a Freudian interpretation. However, Chris has simply combined three things: the Christian cross, the sharicite crystal, and the On/Off symbol that you see on many electronics.

 

[A-№1]

The issue with people like Chris is that the amount of supervision they'd require not to screw up everything would cost more than they'd be able to produce.

Piecework.

Only pay Chris for the work he actually produces. If he fucks around all day, you don't waste money paying him.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

So that pool noodle at the bottom of that blasphemous and exceptional logo Chris keeps drawing is meant to be some kind of crystal.


(looks like he's still into ponies)

I know what all those words mean individually but what does the whole sentence even mean, it's like comprehensible gibberish.