Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pointless Sperg]

Had he been born 20 years later (2002), he would likely be left alone as weening is pretty much condemned in modern day except for certain circles

What do you guys think?

Parents are more internet-savvy now and better intervene with their kids, and kids in general are more savvy with internet social aspects. When Chris was young, plenty of people were on the internet, but the idea that "the internet is forever" hadn't set in and social media wasn't really a thing. So even among slow-in-the-minds, the culture around sharing personal info is different.

There are still lolcows though, and there will always be. Still, Chris was the first to reach that level of oversharing and spectacle, so ironically now that there are more lolcows, they can't be quite the center of attention that Chris was.

We *could* see another Chris though. It would just take the right combination of autism, oversharing, and degeneracy. They'd have to tickle the edge between creating a big enough spectacle without getting immediately put away on a felony (at least not until the end of their lolcow career).

So yeah, it's still possible, it's just the bar has been raised. You won't get famous for posting about how you drink your own semen anymore. A big chunk of people on the internet -- and especially the type that would take amusement from it -- are used to a certain level of degeneracy now.

 

[Cybertonia]

The state has placed you in charge of caring for Chris after examining your kiwi post history and deciding that you'd make an excellent tard wrangler. How do you monetize his autism and turn his retarded fantasies into a profitable business?

Burn his legos in front of his face and shove pickles up his ass

 

[TayandYou]

Parents are more internet-savvy now and better intervene with their kids, and kids in general are more savvy with internet social aspects. When Chris was young, plenty of people were on the internet, but the idea that "the internet is forever" hadn't set in and social media wasn't really a thing. So even among slow-in-the-minds, the culture around sharing personal info is different.

There are still lolcows though, and there will always be. Still, Chris was the first to reach that level of oversharing and spectacle, so ironically now that there are more lolcows, they can't be quite the center of attention that Chris was.

We *could* see another Chris though. It would just take the right combination of autism, oversharing, and degeneracy. They'd have to tickle the edge between creating a big enough spectacle without getting immediately put away on a felony (at least not until the end of their lolcow career).

So yeah, it's still possible, it's just the bar has been raised. You won't get famous for posting about how you drink your own semen anymore. A big chunk of people on the internet -- and especially the type that would take amusement from it -- are used to a certain level of degeneracy now.

For a long time Chris was able to straddle the line between extreme lolcow and horrorcow, he would do disgusting things but never to the point of a horrorcow, until recent events of course.

These days, most people that show up here are either bland lolcows that are barely funny or full blown horrorcows who rape animals and children, few are able to stay in the sweet spot that Chris once stood in for any length of time before ending up either boring or arrested.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well, yeah. I was just explaining how the system generally works.

And really, if Barb does want to see Chris again, they can't really stop it. Chris just has to behave well enough to have visitors. Because Chris is still technically in custody though, he won't be allowed outside trips even if his behavior would otherwise allow it if he were in civil commitment, except for only very specific things (like say Barb's funeral), and only with a deputy escort.

Barb and Chris in a broom closet.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

How do you monetize his autism and turn his retarded fantasies into a profitable business?

Same answer I've always given. Chain him to the Wheel of Pain, suspend either a chicken tendie or Officer Nasty just out of his reach, and let the fat fuck burn off some lard and generate some cheap electricity for his community.

 

[thegooddoctor]

He didn't have a cellmate

We have no idea if he has one now in whatever shithole he ended up in

Do you think if he is some mental health ward with other mentally challenged people, he’ll probably get on with them better? I’m sure some of them will also be mentally stunted adults with childlike imaginations and interests, maybe Chris could fit right in and become the most popular tard in bedlam? He’ll probably feel right at home.

 

[Muu]

I knew that goddess log would never be seen but would the place they have him keep it for him or throw it away.

 

[Skitterways]

I knew that goddess log would never be seen but would the place they have him keep it for him or throw it away.

Either is possible really. Psych hospitals search and make a list of the items a person comes in with so they can be returned to them at discharge. Things do get lost and I think notebooks would be of very low priority. It also depends on how he went out of the jail. Was it a calm scheduled transfer? Did he have a meltdown and became a danger to himself so the transfer was more hurried? IDK about jails if they save belongings for a period of time.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

wow the longer sonichu comics dragged on the more they sucked

usually creators get better the longer they make something...

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Same answer I've always given. Chain him to the Wheel of Pain, suspend either a chicken tendie or Officer Nasty just out of his reach, and let the fat fuck burn off some lard and generate some cheap electricity for his community.

Human-powered electricity generation is incredibly inefficient, because metabolism is inefficient. You'd get far more power just burning the food in an incinerator (or burning Chris in an incinerator for that matter).

The reason a bicycle is more efficient transportation isn't because humans are more efficient than internal combustion engines, it's because you're not hauling tons of steel around with you to get to your destination. If you had to get humans to move an entire car around, it would release more CO2 than the car's engine would.

If he's involuntarily in a mental hospital, wouldn't they be able to keep him from writing/calling people anyway as a part of the "treatment process?"

Yes. From ones I've observed, the normal process is that letters and phone calls are a privilege earned by progress in your treatment. There's usually a weekly review where they estimate your progress. I don't know how different this is for someone held in remand, however, as the only people I've personally seen this with are people who were either in civil commitment or transferred when they were "released" after making bail.

 

[TayandYou]

Do you think if he is some mental health ward with other mentally challenged people, he’ll probably get on with them better? I’m sure some of them will also be mentally stunted adults with childlike imaginations and interests, maybe Chris could fit right in and become the most popular tard in bedlam? He’ll probably feel right at home.

No. He hates other mentally challenged people, 'slow-in-the-minds', he calls them.

 

[I swear she's 18]

Yes. From ones I've observed, the normal process is that letters and phone calls are a privilege earned by progress in your treatment. There's usually a weekly review where they estimate your progress. I don't know how different this is for someone held in remand, however, as the only people I've personally seen this with are people who were either in civil commitment or transferred when they were "released" after making bail.

If we assume Chris went from jail to psychiatric care after the Feb hearing. It would be roughly 30 days or so. This leads me to believe Chris is being heavily restricted wherever he is from the outside world.

No. He hates other mentally challenged people, 'slow-in-the-minds', he calls them.

Irony at its finest. Wonder if he's tard raging how he's "different" from the others when in reality. They're all the same by Chris' logic. Or maybe he's broken realizing that he's not so different after all... eh probably the first one.

 

[King Kiwi]

Happy Chris can't rape women day!

 

[Pointless Sperg]

If we assume Chris went from jail to psychiatric care after the Feb hearing. It would be roughly 30 days or so. This leads me to believe Chris is being heavily restricted wherever he is from the outside world.

I believe that, after the hearing, his status was changed to incompetence. He was probably moved to medical in the jail. Afterwards, he was moved to a state hospital. If we believe the date of transfer in VINE, it took them a while to find him a bed there. He also could have been transferred sooner, and the VINE entry was merely delayed.

Either way, while in medical at the jail, his ability to send letters would probably have been rescinded due to his status.

 

[TayandYou]

I believe that, after the hearing, his status was changed to incompetence. He was probably moved to medical in the jail. Afterwards, he was moved to a state hospital. If we believe the date of transfer in VINE, it took them a while to find him a bed there. He also could have been transferred sooner, and the VINE entry was merely delayed.

Either way, while in medical at the jail, his ability to send letters would probably have been rescinded due to his status.

If this is the case, it's kind of unusual that he believed he was about to be released. I can see him confusing a transfer for a release, but I don't see how he can confuse being moved to medical as a release. Unless he was sure he was going to be released on his hearing maybe?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

If this is the case, it's kind of unusual that he believed he was about to be released. I can see him confusing a transfer for a release, but I don't see how he can confuse being moved to medical as a release. Unless he was sure he was going to be released on his hearing maybe?

The final letters we've seen are from shortly before his hearing. He clearly believed that he was going home then. While we don't know what Heilberg told him, Chris' penchant for magical thinking probably had more of a role in it than him being misinformed.

Either that, or he had a chance at being released with a plea agreement, but he fucked it up by sperging out in court the same way he fucked up getting bail when it was offered.

 

[thegooddoctor]

A bit off topic but aside from a few visits with Famous Voice actors ( Mike pollock, VA of Dr egg man) has Chris ever had any IRL encounters with any major Celebrities? I wonder what Dustin Hoffman, who played the first major depiction of an autistic guy in movies would think of Chris? It’d certainly dampen his romanticised view of the people heh. What about Tara Strong? It’d be hilarious to see someone who’s such a big autism advocate have a great big smelly douche of man child worldview cut down like that as he simps for her.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

A bit off topic but aside from a few visits with Famous Voice actors ( Mike pollock, VA of Dr egg man) has Chris ever had any IRL encounters with any major Celebrities? I wonder what Dustin Hoffman, who played the first major depiction of an autistic guy in movies would think of Chris? It’d certainly dampen his romanticised view of the people heh. What about Tara Strong? It’d be hilarious to see someone who’s such a big autism advocate have a great big smelly douche of man child worldview cut down like that as he simps for her.

I think Chris, Classic Chris met a V A years ago.

 

[Jack Awful]

I think Chris, Classic Chris met a V A years ago.

Lolcow voice actress Monica Rial back in 2004.

Chris has the midas touch for cows.

 

[Broseph]

Lolcow voice actress Monica Rial back in 2004.

Chris has the midas touch for cows.
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That's gotta be the weirdest face Chris ever made. He's standing right next to her but yet he's staring at nothing because of his autistic thousand yard stare, his mouth is agape and he even did the incel shoulder hand.