Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[A-№1]

Some people alog because Chris is gross and awful.

Sometimes alogging isn't even alogging. Sometimes it's just facing reality.

 

[Elaine Benes]

How many emails do you guys think Christopher Duckworth receives on a daily basis from weens?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris really is trying to stack the deck with his new found "I didn't do it" or "Barb made the first move because she's a slut".

Reminds me of the old joke “The Narcissists Prayer”:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Chris really is trying to stack the deck with his new found "I didn't do it" or "Barb made the first move because she's a slut".

We had the new commandment about not being pressured into sex, coupled with Chris's very obviously claiming soul bonding wasn't sex and what he admitted to didn't actually happen. Now we have "new art" to some group that specifically eludes to "soul-bonding" as being a hug and positive vibes.

And they're still selling Chris's drawings, and still willing to provide for Chris, too. The jumbled up number in the corner indicates that he created and sent all of these drawings to them this month.

How many emails do you guys think Christopher Duckworth receives on a daily basis from weens?

Emily receives maybe one or two every year regarding how horrible they think she is, I imagine Liquid would at least have gotten 10 or so, just talking about how shitty they think he wasn't, or about how much they want to fuck him.

 

[Shibaru]

Chris once owned a BMW Z3, Part of me kind of wonders what would've happened if he had made it one of his personal cars instead of selling it immediately.

 

[Ophelia]

Still not sure if this bold new strategy of "She was asking for it, BUT EVEN IF SHE WASN'T we just cuddled " was Chris's own brainchild or if someone (say, for example, Praetor or a white knight) put him up to it in a retardedly misguided attempt to strengthen his case.

Since it’s in line with his past behavior, I’m gonna say it’s all Chris until evidence to the contrary appears. Even if Praetor claimed it was their idea, I’m not sure I would believe it. This is what Chris does.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Classic era was fun but there was also a lot of downtime between things. Chris would still go weeks without doing anything, he'd just play Little Big Planet and sperg around town all day. The high points were awesome but there was a lot of boring times, too. The thought of there being a guy named Clyde Cash, who spent his whole life just plotting to troll Chris and had a whole troll army, is still hilarious looking back.

imo if he hadn't done what he did and never did the dimension merge bullshit, he'd just keep playing vidya games all day and when Barb died, house would be taken by the debt holders and Chris would move into section 8 housing or a group home while still maintaining some online presence and contacts

Yeah I know a lot of the early days Chris did drone on about all sorts of crap, but I think the reason why it was so ‘classic’ is because people like Chris were so rare at that point in 2009-2010. Never on the internet had their been this much info and lore about such a bizarre and fascinating person like him responding to trolls and outward sources this much. Nowadays there are hundreds people like him or far worse with almost as much anti and lore as him as the Internet continues to plummet normalising all levels of degenerate behaviour you can think of. Furries, weebs, Game streamers, ,awful artists and full on sociopaths and entire fandoms now are documented. Chris is now a relic of a bygone age.

Honestly that wouldn’t have been too bad a life compared to what has happened now, if he had just buckled down and really focused on his comics he could have continued to sell merch and comics for the foreseeable future and be happy making even good money to buy all the games and comics he wanted. His mother would have still died but he may have even been able to keep the house with any saved money and no doubt Null might have helped him or many of his knights or orbiters. It wouldn’t have been a bad run.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Chris really is trying to stack the deck with his new found "I didn't do it" or "Barb made the first move because she's a slut".

We had the new commandment about not being pressured into sex, coupled with Chris's very obviously claiming soul bonding wasn't sex and what he admitted to didn't actually happen. Now we have "new art" to some group that specifically eludes to "soul-bonding" as being a hug and positive vibes.

This leads me to believe that Chris is talking with Praetor and trying to raise funds, most likely since he can't get his SSDI (especially if Barb was able to do it for him), for jail. Ween money probably dried up, and Chris doesn't have his usual regular monthly tard payments, so he, or Praetor have worked something out. Granted Praetor could be just playing Chris to scam money while he's in jail, only returning a fraction.

And it just goes to show that even in jail, Chris can work a good scheme.

If the tugboat money was being deposited into an account Barb had access to and she’s been using it while he’s in jail without Chris’s approval, is it theoretically possible that Chris could try to go after the money when he gets out? I don’t think it’s likely but it would be an extremely ironic twist

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris is the one person on earth who would unironically enjoy chip and dale 2022 and he's rotting away in jail the day it's released...sucks for him.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

If the tugboat money was being deposited into an account Barb had access to and she’s been using it while he’s in jail without Chris’s approval, is it theoretically possible that Chris could try to go after the money when he gets out? I don’t think it’s likely but it would be an extremely ironic twist

From what some people have said it was stopped within 30 days of him being in the local lockup as he didn't need it, others have said it will only stop when there is a judgement against him but it still might have stopped as there is supposedly a fuckup in the way the system reports it to the agency who pays it.

I doubt that he's still getting it but honestly I doubt Barb has either Chris had access to her account and was able to lift $750 from her, unless it was a joint account (an I doubt that) Chris is the one with access and has been since Bob died as Barb dosent want to deal with it.

Hell she missed that Chris didn't pay the mortgauge during the idea guys saga when he was sending them money to save imagination land.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Chris is the one person on earth who would unironically enjoy chip and dale 2022 and he's rotting away in jail the day it's released...sucks for him.

It's essentially the Dimensional Merge as he envisioned it. I wouldn't count on it that he's not going to go absolutely crazy over it when he does get to see it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's essentially the Dimensional Merge as he envisioned it. I wouldn't count on it that he's not going to go absolutely crazy over it when he does get to see it.

Does kinda make me optimistic that he'll be released come this August with time served and is handed his phone back when he's released. Despite the other priorities he'll no doubt have to worry about, opening the Disney plus app to watch the closest thing to his merge made real will top them all.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If the tugboat money was being deposited into an account Barb had access to and she’s been using it while he’s in jail without Chris’s approval, is it theoretically possible that Chris could try to go after the money when he gets out? I don’t think it’s likely but it would be an extremely ironic twist

If that does happen, in usual Chris fashion, he'll tard out. He'll probably punch a pillow like last time imagining it's Barb to illustrate his anger. It is ironic since Barb needs that money to keep the house, and it goes to show that Chris was always selfish and greedy and is perfectly willing to leave his mother and abuse victim out in the cold.

Some people alog because Chris is gross and awful.



I was feeling sad for him until I got to


And


Kiss my ass, Chris. You didn’t “simply hug” your mother.

Edit: there’s a fourth picture.

And what is this shit? :View attachment 3298905

Basically an autistic version of Eyes Wide Shut. To be honest, if Chris had the influence, he would go for some of those orgies.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

From what some people have said it was stopped within 30 days of him being in the local lockup as he didn't need it, others have said it will only stop when there is a judgement against him but it still might have stopped as there is supposedly a fuckup in the way the system reports it to the agency who pays it.

I doubt that he's still getting it but honestly I doubt Barb has either Chris had access to her account and was able to lift $750 from her, unless it was a joint account (an I doubt that) Chris is the one with access and has been since Bob died as Barb dosent want to deal with it.

Hell she missed that Chris didn't pay the mortgauge during the idea guys saga when he was sending them money to save imagination land.

I think the prevailing consensus is that it keeps going until an actual conviction. This is another case where it isn't really Chris I'm interested in as much as a general legal curiosity that his case makes me think about. If you have an informal financial arrangement, like we assume Chris and Barb had where the tugboat went, partially, to pay some expenses, is there a point where the law would consider it a sort of "common law joint account" for practical purposes?

Like the "theft" of the hotel money that started this all off, if Chris had been drawing from that account for a long time with Barb's knowledge. If there wasn't the EPO Chris clearly violated, when would courts consider this theft or not in a legal sense?

Edit: there’s a fourth picture.

And what is this shit? :View attachment 3298905

Basically an autistic version of Eyes Wide Shut. To be honest, if Chris had the influence, he would go for some of those orgies.

-GO! SONICHIU! THE PASSWORD IS FIDELIO! GO OUT AND SEE WHATS AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW TO THE EXTREME!

-I WILL! THANK YOU, DR. ZEIGLERCHU!

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

Edit: there’s a fourth picture.

And what is this shit? :View attachment 3298905

Basically an autistic version of Eyes Wide Shut. To be honest, if Chris had the influence, he would go for some of those orgies.

That's Chris's dream, he wants to be a cult leader, but without any of the effort and only the money he could gain from it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Some people alog because Chris is gross and awful.



I was feeling sad for him until I got to


And


Kiss my ass, Chris. You didn’t “simply hug” your mother.

Edit: there’s a fourth picture.

And what is this shit? :View attachment 3298905

These are the robes Chris and Kengle will use before they touch dongs.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I think a large part of the problem with Chris's social interactions is that he treats everyone else like NPCs in a video game.

Or stock characters out of any of the movies/TV shows he watches.

(Chris and romance | Kiwi Farms)

Seems the "Real Player One" isn't really aware that he's not the only sentient being.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I wonder how things would have turned out if Chris was discovered at a much later date than he was in reality. say for example during the Sonic Boom protests.
It's pretty safe to assume that even without previous trolling influence, Blarms would have set him off enough to warrant an alternate-universe equivalent of the gamestop incident, which could have found its way into internet drama circles somehow.
Would people have even bothered to dig further into his background, or would he be dismissed as just another crazy tranny who got five minutes of fame on r/publicfreakout?
Would he even get a thread on whatever that timeline's version of the farms would be?

 

[thegooddoctor]

What's the difference between Chris and Nick Bate?

Not a huge difference honestly, I feel almost like Chris should be given the horrorcow title now considering what he’s done. Whilst he’s not a pedo, incest is undoubtedly a rare and sick thing to do unless you were medieval royalty or Rich inbred, which Chris is neither.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I wonder how things would have turned out if Chris was discovered at a much later date than he was in reality. say for example during the Sonic Boom protests.
It's pretty safe to assume that even without previous trolling influence, Blarms would have set him off enough to warrant an alternate-universe equivalent of the gamestop incident, which could have found its way into internet drama circles somehow.
Would people have even bothered to dig further into his background, or would he be dismissed as just another crazy tranny who got five minutes of fame on r/publicfreakout?
Would he even get a thread on whatever that timeline's version of the farms would be?

Think it depends on his YouTube channel since at least for me seeing and hearing Chris rant is far more entertaining than reading tweets or his comic.