Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Rupin]

When are we gonna get Chris Chan interrogation tapes? I really feel that is the last and possibly most substantial peice of Chris Chan content we'll be getting.

thats a good question. I think the process would be same way they got the TCAP interrogation tapes. It’s worth looking into. I don’t know if we would be able to get them right now though since Chris’s case is still ongoing. Maybe a couple years down the line we might see it.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Might be a controversial take, but I personally am betting on Chris definitely getting about 5 years jail time if its pushed to full felony charges. Five years Is I think the exact amount of time he needs so that fatty is punished to at least a considerable degree so he feels the weight of crimes on his thick flabby pasty shoulders, but not so long as the crime of this 'relative' lesser act of debauched degeneracy doesn't completely leave him brain broke from a life in prison. The judges all seem to be fed up dealing with this gross dense spastic and what to deal with actual memorable criminals with cases that actually flex their skills as purveyors of criminal justice. Not this wacky incest nonsense by a mentally handicapped sped.

 

[AnOminous]

But what are the odds?

Do you really believe that if Chris says, "I'm guilty. I fucked my own mother," the judge is going to ask him to prove it?

It really depends on what he says and how he says it. If he insists he did nothing wrong and claims he was "healing" her or something that doesn't even make any sense, the court is not going to accept a plea without an allocution. This even happened recently in another lolcow case, when Baked Alaska showed up at what was supposedly a plea hearing and then during his allocution said he wasn't guilty of anything and was only pleading guilty because the prosecution "coerced" him by threatening to bring more charges.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Does anyone else wonder whats Chris Chans psychology when playing videogames? For example, what would his habits be when playing minecraft? What would be his playstyle if he ever played skyrim? What ending would he get in a game with multiple endings?

In a way his selfishness seeps through in games, for example calling letters from his animal crossing villagers "junk mail". How would it manifest in other games?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder now if someone told Chris, "You should fuck yourself in your gaping maw", Chris heard "Gaping Ma'", and he was instantly turned on....mmmm, gaping ma'..

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Will there ever be somebody who has a more documented life than Chis?

I know it'd basically have to be The Trueman Show, but still.

 

[MisterPissMan]

Will there ever be somebody who has a more documented life than Chis?

I know it'd basically have to be The Trueman Show, but still.

Eh, with all the retarded-ass kids that are being raised by retarded-ass parents that do nothing but film themselves & their shitty little chuds for social media, (chuds of whom go on to do the same damn thing but somehow worse) it's bound to happen eventually.

Chris will remain the reigning supreme for quite a few more years, though- most likely.

 

[A-№1]

If he insists he did nothing wrong and claims he was "healing" her or something that doesn't even make any sense, the court is not going to accept a plea without an allocution.

But that would not be him pleading guilty. That would be him pleading Chris.

 

[AnOminous]

But that would not be him pleading guilty. That would be him pleading Chris.

Everyone else could intend that he shows up and does the formally right thing but that doesn't mean he won't just tard out instead, show up at a plea hearing, and refuse to actually plead, or make a nonsensical plea that doesn't qualify as a guilty plea. He previously has in the past but he seems pretty far gone now.

 

[A-№1]

Everyone else could intend that he shows up and does the formally right thing but that doesn't mean he won't just tard out instead, show up at a plea hearing, and refuse to actually plead, or make a nonsensical plea that doesn't qualify as a guilty plea.

I think that's exactly what has been happening. They bring him into court, plea deal in hand. Chris tards out, either after hearing the plea deal, or more likely before they get a chance to offer it. The court grants another continuance, "Mr. Heilberg, please get your client's shit together." Rinse. Repeat. The intervals have been increasingly long, possibly hoping more jail time will convince Chris to stop fucking up, and recently they sent him off for "evaluation" in hospital with extra how-to-behave-in-court classes on top.

It all seems to be one long effort to get Chris competent just barely long enough to properly plead guilty (and then bundle him off to a tard farm for long term care as part of a plea deal), or plead innocent / not guilty so they can properly convict him (and then bundle him off to a tard farm for mandatory therapy as part of his sentence).

But Chris isn't having any of that, "Mumble mumble dimensional merge mumble hedgehogs mumble." The next hearing should be interesting. if only someone could be there to document it (weens ruin everything).

He previously has in the past but he seems pretty far gone now.

In the past, Barb was likely the one who convinced (browbeat) him to take those plea deals. Somehow i don't think that's going to happen this time around.

As to allocution, if, by some miracle, Chris actually does make a proper guilty plea, I suspect the judge would ask him once, and only once, to confirm that plea, offer up a silent prayer of thanks, and then a further prayer that Chris keeps his goddamn mouth shut so they can finally wrap things up without further retardation.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I think that's exactly what has been happening. They bring him into court, plea deal in hand. Chris tards out, either after hearing the plea deal, or more likely before they get a chance to offer it. The court grants another continuance, "Mr. Heilberg, please get your client's shit together." Rinse. Repeat. The intervals have been increasingly long, possibly hoping more jail time will convince Chris to stop fucking up, and recently they sent him off for "evaluation" in hospital with extra how-to-behave-in-court classes on top.

A new letter just dropped and he's Chimped at least once in the medical facility, it was on the last day he was there and they had to restrain him apparently.

 

[WolfKiller]

Unironically a Cow.

They consider that an upgrade. He's getting a downgrade, only question is how far down the totem pole he goes.

 

[A-№1]

he's Chimped at least once in the medical facility,

At least he chose the right place for chimping out for once.

it was on the last day he was there and they had to restrain him apparently.

That tells me he wasn't really there for therapy. Had he been there for his mental health, they'd have held onto him after a chimpout.

He was there to learn to say: "Guilty, your honor, or: "Not guilty, your honor," instead of: "Mumble mumble CPU goddess mumble."

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He was there to learn to say: "Guilty, your honor, or: "Not guilty, your honor," instead of: "Mumble mumble CPU goddess mumble."

Yea it was essentially a training course about how to behave, any therepy he got there was likely just filler and he learned a few new terms he can toss around to sound smart.

He's also trying to walk back on him molesting Barb again by saying it was him trying to sound "Big", when we have seen and heard what he's wrote and what he bought.

 

[A-№1]

He's also trying to walk back on him molesting Barb again by saying it was him trying to sound "Big", when we have seen and heard what he's wrote and what he bought.

i suspect the how-to-behave-in-court classes finally drove home to him just how badly he's fucked, and so now he's desperately attempting damage control when he should be concentrating on showing cooperation and contrition.

What he really needs to do at this point is show to the court that he's salvageable. Assuming that's even possible.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

i suspect the how-to-behave-in-court classes finally drove home to him just how badly he's fucked, and so now he's desperately attempting damage control when he should be concentrating on showing cooperation and contrition.

Yea I don't know what's gotten him to have that realisation but he is most certainly having it, it takes a lot for Chris to realise he's fucked up let alone try and backtrack something the way his is after the event.

He's handling it wrong but you can't expect him to handle it any other way really.

What he really needs to do at this point is show to the court that he's salvageable. Assuming that's even possible.

I don't think he can be Salvaged at this point, there comes a point where you just need to stop trying and remove him from society for his own safety as much as the benefit and safety of others, Chris has been let down by every single authority in his life and is wholly incapable of acting in a normal rational way any more (and likely never was) and now it's gotten to the point it needs addressing in a serious manner that you can't just brush under the carpet.

 

[AnOminous]

That tells me he wasn't really there for therapy. Had he been there for his mental health, they'd have held onto him after a chimpout.

I'm pretty sure he threw a tantrum when he was told he was going back to jail. He literally said it was a recurrence of the grade school event where they held him down and recorded his screams and threatened to sue someone named "Betty Hoover." If the "Betty Hoover" who works at Western is the same one, I think we've confirmed that was the place.

She has a linkedin working there and an MHW, a degree which is apparently a "Master's in Mental Health and Wellness."

Also random salary data from all the way back in 2018:

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Betty Hoover A Overview​

Betty Hoover A in 2018 was employed in Western State Hospital and had annual salary of $54,610 according to public records. This salary is 54 percent higher than average and 90 percent higher than median salary in Western State Hospital.

Anyway they were acting on behalf of the government so are entitled to qualified immunity. They would have to have violated well established law to be held liable, and I am pretty sure if someone is tarding out being moved back to jail, they can use whatever force is reasonable to subdue the tard and ensure compliance.

 

[A-№1]

Chris has been let down by every single authority in his life

That's a two way street. The authorities can scream themselves bloody at Chris, but it does no good since Chris doesn't listen. So how do you expect them to fix him? All the effective methods are likely banned by the A.P.A. over ethics concerns or outright illegal.

now it's gotten to the point it needs addressing in a serious manner that you can't just brush under the carpet.

Dr. Streets will address it in a serious manner. He doesn't care much about ethics or restraint, and generally sticks to darwinian methodology. It's super effective.

I'm pretty sure he threw a tantrum when he was told he was going back to jail.

It's possible he threw it when he learned he wasn't going back to 14BLC. At this point jail is possibly just another place to him that isn't his "sonichu temple".

threatened to sue someone named "Nurse Ratchet"

That name should have been redacted by whoever received this letter. Now some poor woman is going to get undeserved attention from weens just for doing her job. If people are going to use "[DATA EXPUNGED]" and "[REDACTED]" on irrelevant, already known things like the address of the facility he was at, they should also do it on things that matter like personal names.

The goal here is to document and analyze Chris, not dox poor mental health care workers who never had a choice but to be associated with Chris.

Anyway they were acting on behalf of the government so are entitled to qualified immunity.

Pretty much. This isn't Nuremberg.

But seriously, Chris isn't going to sue anyone. He can't even enter a proper plea in his own incest trial.

But weens are going to ween, and her name should have been withheld because of that.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Its been said that even if the courts don't take any action to keep chris away from 14 branchland or barb Harriet will, but do we have any confirmation she's actually staying with her? most of what's been said about that has been speculation post car crash and a few photos of a seemingly deserted 14 brnachland.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I hope Chris’s Funko Pop collection was sold to pay for Barbs broken bones and accident fees.