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How many ways can Morbius go fuck itself? How many instances of capeshit do we have to put up with without a bloody massacre to make these motherfuckers pay?
 
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Lego is actually one of the things Chris shows creativity in -- he does some decent kitbashes. While his CADD skills probably wouldn't be for shit, he might make a good diversity hire for them for a low-paid quality assurance job, and the factory would get good PR for hiring a tard. Plus Chris could even contribute ideas from time to time, if the office had a design department at all.

But all of Chris' public deviant shit has made him unhireable. Pre-SheCameforCWC could probably get hired as the attraction sign stuff was retarded but not offensive, and his stupid Sonichu vendetta against Mary Lee Walsh could probably get overlooked.
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Wendy's was all the way back in 2001 when he was 19 and he barely lasted a month before being fired. I doubt even the Lego factory could have kept Chris from eventually sperging out and getting fired. Being in a Lego factory might even get him fired quicker, like if he couldn't hold himself back from playing with the legos, or stealing legos from work.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I was thinking about what Chris will do if he can get his tugboat back and get into a somewhat stable living situation. I think his toys and games will be the number one priority above housing and bills and he will absolutely have to get all the stuff he missed. How much will he blow right out of jail?

Assuming his game consoles were not thrown out, he'll need the $30 MLP game that came out last month. Internet costs around $50, and he'll need a $10 Netflix subscription to watch the new Sonic show with tan arms. If he gets the Sonic movies on DVD that's another $28.

He's going to spend a lot on Legos: going by Amazon prices, a $34 MLP set, plus multiple Mario sets, I'll estimate the Mario ones at a total of $200. There's a fantastic Optimus Prime set that Chris just won't be able to live without, it's $170. The Sonic set is $70, but he's going to need more Sonic minifigures. They're sold loose on eBay for $20 each, so I'll assume he orders four more of them that he can modify into his characters with Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic and the deluxe multicolor package of that is $16. I'm thinking five figures to make the Chaotic Combo.

If he gets back into selling art, he'll need supplies. He uses the cheapest stuff available though, so I'll say $20 to get started for printer paper, markers, and pens. Keep in mind that that's almost like work for Chris so it might be low priority.

Grand total is $708. If there's a delay in getting his tugboat reinstated he'll be begging for donations the day he gets internet access.
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He will get a lot of donations from total retards and live a comfortable toy filled life until he decides to molest a kid and goes to jail to die
 
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ICametoLurk said:
Did Barb really say Chris was better than Bob at sex or was that a lie that Chris said?
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Was a obese autist with a tiny bent duck and taint piercing slathered in estrogen cream who had only had sex twice before in his life better than a relatively normal man in his 50s? I'm going with a strong "no".
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It'd be pretty funny if Chris is shipped far away from his old home while at the same time the town becomes a hub for Lego fans with them maybe opening a new Lego store near the factory with all the latest sets and various promotions.
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I just checked the CWCVille mall plans. There is a Lego outlet store on the first floor. Chris didn't properly mark down all the sizes, but I estimate it to be 45 by 72 feet, which happens to be very close to 300 square meters. That's bigger than a tennis court. That's a lot of Lego.
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I didn't listen to all of it, but some of these songs are kinda interesting
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The 90s kids one reminds me a lot of We Didn't Start the Fire.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I just checked the CWCVille mall plans. There is a Lego outlet store on the first floor. Chris didn't properly mark down all the sizes, but I estimate it to be 45 by 72 feet, which happens to be very close to 300 square meters. That's bigger than a tennis court. That's a lot of Lego.

The 90s kids one reminds me a lot of We Didn't Start the Fire.
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There’s an entire Amusement Park of Legos. A Tennis Court sized store is nothing
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
There’s an entire Amusement Park of Legos. A Tennis Court sized store is nothing
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The giant legoland in Denmark would be on the top of his bucket list if he ever had any actual understanding of places outside his shithole town, it's a total size of 45 acres, so Chris would probably get lost in there and would attempt to squat in some section of that legoland, it's his childish fantasy come to life (almost) so he'd never be able to work at a place like that, including any other large toy store in the land of the free.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
The giant legoland in Denmark would be on the top of his bucket list if he ever had any actual understanding of places outside his shithole town, it's a total size of 45 acres, so Chris would probably get lost in there and would attempt to squat in some section of that legoland, it's his childish fantasy come to life (almost) so he'd never be able to work at a place like that, including any other large toy store in the land of the free.
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There's a Legoland in New York about 5 hours' drive from Ruckersville. He'd have to do a lot of ebegging for the money for tickets and transportation but it seems doable.

Denmark seems impossible for him to get to. He'd need a passport too, most Americans don't have one. I wonder what his photo would look like though. When I got mine it was a lengthy process, I think they suspected I was an illegal immigrant or something because of my name, but they noticed I'm not nearly old enough to have been recruited by Operation Paperclip. I had to send the government expired driver's licenses, copies of high school yearbook pages, lists of every address I'd lived at and school I'd attended, and I think there were some other documents requested.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
The giant legoland in Denmark would be on the top of his bucket list if he ever had any actual understanding of places outside his shithole town, it's a total size of 45 acres, so Chris would probably get lost in there and would attempt to squat in some section of that legoland, it's his childish fantasy come to life (almost) so he'd never be able to work at a place like that, including any other large toy store in the land of the free.
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He better go soon, as ETIAS background checks to enter Europe become mandatory in May 2023. I mean, theoretically Chris should still be able to get in since he hasn't banged a child and he probably won't be charged with rape, but it might not understand what to do with the incest violation since almost all incest prosecutions are for banging children.

Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Denmark seems impossible for him to get to. He'd need a passport too, most Americans don't have one. I wonder what his photo would look like though. When I got mine it was a lengthy process, I think they suspected I was an illegal immigrant or something because of my name, but they noticed I'm not nearly old enough to have been recruited by Operation Paperclip. I had to send the government expired driver's licenses, copies of high school yearbook pages, lists of every address I'd lived at and school I'd attended, and I think there were some other documents requested.
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I didn't have any trouble getting mine. I paid the fee for expedited processing and gave them my birth certificate, SSN, and driver's license, got my photo, and it arrived in the mail shortly.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
I didn't have any trouble getting mine. I paid the fee for expedited processing and gave them my birth certificate, SSN, and driver's license, got my photo, and it arrived in the mail shortly.
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I called them and they seemed to want to convince me that it was all normal procedure. It could be I was randomly selected for a more thorough background check, like the people who get randomly picked at the airport for a search. I've encountered a couple other people who had a similar experience but most people get their passport quite smoothly.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Lego is building its only US factory at a cost of about $1 billion and it just so happens to be a mere 90 minute drive from 14BC, with an estimated completion date of 2025.

With Chris's degree in CADD there could be a potential dream job there in which Chris can turn his life around, but he'll probably pepper spray an employee at the factory outlet store and get banned and go back to the jail of fail.
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It could’ve been the dream job if he worked his ass off, applied himself, and got relevant experience. Alas, he did not.
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A Happy 42nd Anniversary to (the late) Mr. and (the not so late yet) Mrs. Chandler!
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Just married: June 7th, 1980
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She looks like a couple of autistic women that I’ve known. Especially her eyes. I can’t explain it but a lot of autistic women have a different look when compared to autistic men.
 
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IAmNotAlpharius said:
She looks like a couple of autistic women that I’ve known. Especially her eyes. I can’t explain it but a lot of autistic women have a different look when compared to autistic men.
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That’s not autism, that’s just good old fashioned low intelligence. Barb never struck me as the sharpest knife in the drawer. Even before her walking corpse days, go back and listen to her talk. She has that “huh? Who dere? Wass going on?” slow, drawn out way of talking, like she has to process every little detail without overloading. Same with her facial expressions, constant deer in the headlights “I don’t know what’s going on” vacuous ninny look, again even before the suspected dementia. Chris definitely didn’t inherit Bob’s brains.
 
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Dwight Frye said:
That’s not autism, that’s just good old fashioned low intelligence. Barb never struck me as the sharpest knife in the drawer. Even before her walking corpse days, go back and listen to her talk. She has that “huh? Who dere? Wass going on?” slow, drawn out way of talking, like she has to process every little detail without overloading. Same with her facial expressions, constant deer in the headlights “I don’t know what’s going on” vacuous ninny look, again even before the suspected dementia. Chris definitely didn’t inherit Bob’s brains.
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Barb is an ignorant hillbilly, but she at least was smart enough to know how to manipulate everyone around her to get a house and control them. Chris lacks even those basic redneck survival instincts.
 
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