Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[champthom]

You know, watching that Autism Tutorial with Director's Commentary, it made me realize that I don't think I ever watched the original one. Probably because at that point, I wasn't really watching most of the Chris videos that were coming out as most of them were stupid, especially the LBP ones as I didn't care to hear Chris go on for 20 minutes about how Sony didn't have a shirt in the exact color he drew for himself in the comics or something stupid like that.

Anyways, it got me thinking and I bet someone else has made this observation - has Chris considered the possibility he has social anxiety? I know he's mentioned "noviophobia" way back but that was limited to a particular form in the sense he feared being rejected by a woman on the basis they're already in a relationship. Unless I'm misinterpreting his latest content, at this point Chris is desperate for any type of human contact, even if it's not necessarily sexual. It seems that fearing approaching people to establish friendships would very much be more standard social anxiety and there's all sorts of things he can do for that. In the very least, he could at least talk to his doctor about changing his meds such that the drug covers social anxiety and his "stress" - I have no idea if Chris experiences any sort of physical symptoms of social anxiety but if he does, medication can at least control that.

But then again, it's far easier for Chris to convince the world to put down their electronics and approach him while he's on his electronic device.

 

[MK Ultra Victim]

in order to better understand the target of our research ive begun dressing as a lady (i never shaved my beard off) and jerking it into tupperware containers and freezing it and crapping myself.... i ruined three suits already doing this

ive also created a rip off of a video game character out of super mario and call of duty i call "call of mario"

to further the understanding i maced the guy who works at a gun store I frequent (i dont go to video game stores i had to make do with what i had) and went to jail and had my mom bail me out

ive been banned from the gun store and im due at court

in order to fully understand chrischan ill have my mom "take care" of the fines and keep crapping myself

ill keep you all updated if i gain any great insight

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Who would play Chris if they made a movie about his life?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Alzheimers and Aspergers will make him one fun character on the online.

Asperger syndrome gives resistance to dementia as it is effectively having the brain of a child into adulthood

 

[Rokko]

So, this is a thread I don´t frequently read. So sorry if this has been asked before: Why doesnt Chris becomes some kind of SJW. He doesnt really care about pronouns and things like that.
Is he too lazy?

 

[ZX 008]

Chris seems very much under the illusion that there will one day be a cure for Autism and in his latest video he's seen complaining about how long it's taking. For all the big words he uses to refer to parts of the brain it seems he still isn't able to comprehend that there will likely never be a cure, as his brain is permanently and irrevocably damaged. Has anyone tried to drive that point home to him - would he even be capable of understanding or accepting it and just getting on with life?

 

[Randy Lahey]

The only cure for autism is a bullet.

 

[Kusottare]

Trying to explain an obvious point to Chris is like yelling at a brick wall. Except the plays with its mantits and shits.itself.

 

[AnOminous]

So, this is a thread I don´t frequently read. So sorry if this has been asked before: Why doesnt Chris becomes some kind of SJW. He doesnt really care about pronouns and things like that.
Is he too lazy?

Being an SJW involves at least pretending to care about society in general. It requires some level of understanding of ideology.

Chris is too dumb to have an ideology. It just isn't something that interests him.

 

[Jack Awful]

I was sending Tay (Microsoft's new AI twitter bot) pics of Chris and this happened.

 

[Vault Boy]

I was sending Tay (Microsoft's new AI twitter bot) pics of Chris and this happened.

You guys remember when Chris looked that good? The past few years have not been kind to him...

 

[18plusful]

Y'all think this song would fit for Chris and his late dog Patty?

 

[Sc4rface]

Can anyone else see a freaky resemblance between ChrisChan and DJ Hyde? (Really tired right now, perhaps I'll look up some good comparison pics later.)

 

[Jaybeegee]

Shit sons I just woke up at like 5am and I had a dream last night that Chris did a little Nintendo direct stream that was very professional

He announced the gender transition of optimus prime and sonichu to sonichette in his comics
He announced a new Pokemon he made (what he actually said was "As y'all know, pokken tournament is the newest Pokemon game on the Wiiu. I designed a new Pokemon for the game...unfortunately Nintendo did not take to it like I expected......but I have managed to secure a cartoon deal with a very popular animator online so watch this space!")
I logged on here as soon as I woke up cause I'm autistic as fuck and where did my life go wrong

 

[Silver]

In the Miyamoto Saga, a troll posing as Miyamoto emails Chris and asks him to come to the NoA headquarters in Redmond, Washington, so that "they could talk about Sonichu" - read: Chris would get flat-out rejected by Nintendo.

Two emails in, Chris says this to Miyamoto:

Please check for the nearest airport for my Point "A" from my home address of,

14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545

I recommend the airport on Airport Road; I do not remember the airport's name. My Home address can be looked up on mapquest.com

He is in talks with Miyamoto about meeting him, to make Sonichu a Nintendo reality. Yet he is so goddamn lazy that he cannot even be bothered to tell Miyamoto of the closest airport, or indeed, look it up himself to at least figure out the airport's name, despite telling Miyamoto that he can look up the airport and search for Chris' address on Mapquest.

The amount of entitlement here is just plain staggering. I love it.

 

[normankrasner]

Did the Chandlers ever forget to return any tapes they rented over a decade
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ot-fingered-gets-man-arrested-after-14-years/

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You guys remember when Chris looked that good? The past few years have not been kind to him...

It's really weird when you look back at how Chris looked a decade ago and then realize that that was him during his 'prime'...

In the Miyamoto Saga, a troll posing as Miyamoto emails Chris and asks him to come to the NoA headquarters in Redmond, Washington, so that "they could talk about Sonichu" - read: Chris would get flat-out rejected by Nintendo.

Two emails in, Chris says this to Miyamoto:



He is in talks with Miyamoto about meeting him, to make Sonichu a Nintendo reality. Yet he is so goddamn lazy that he cannot even be bothered to tell Miyamoto of the closest airport, or indeed, look it up himself to at least figure out the airport's name, despite telling Miyamoto that he can look up the airport and search for Chris' address on Mapquest.

The amount of entitlement here is just plain staggering. I love it.

Judging from Google Maps, Chris is living just a few miles away from an airport... I always wondered if their neighborhood suffers from loud plane-noise...

Either way, a question that popped up in my mind:

When Chris and Barb tresspassed the Game Place in 2011 and nearly engaged in vehicular manslaughter had Snyder rub his legs on their bumper, what injuries exactly did Snyder suffer? Apparently, he had medical bills the Chandlers had to pay, so I guess there must have been something.

 

[Trilby]

It's really weird when you look back at how Chris looked a decade ago and then realize that that was him during his 'prime'...

I sorta missed his prime. He certainly is a mess these days.

Judging from Google Maps, Chris is living just a few miles away from an airport... I always wondered if their neighborhood suffers from loud plane-noise...

Who knows, could be one fo those small airports that doesn't get many planes back and forth, or else Chris is used to the noise by now.

Either way, a question that popped up in my mind:

When Chris and Barb tresspassed the Game Place in 2011 and nearly engaged in vehicular manslaughter had Snyder rub his legs on their bumper, what injuries exactly did Snyder suffer? Apparently, he had medical bills the Chandlers had to pay, so I guess there must have been something.

Interesting to know exactly.

 

[timtommy]

Who knows, could be one fo those small airports that doesn't get many planes back and forth, or else Chris is used to the noise by now.

It's small-ish, but enough to bother you if you were right by it. Around one departure and one arrival an hour, for commercial flights.

But Chris is probably not close enough to be bothered by it, unless there happens to be a flight path directly overhead. He is about 6 miles away as the crow flies. As a reference point, that is about the same distance as LaGuardia from Central Park.

 

[Heinkel]

I asked the artist about it. He had never heard of Chris before I brought it up.