Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Jon Osterman]

A redditor has visited 14BC and photographed the garbage can. A box with the Transformers logo is next to it.

So the hoard is indeed being worked on piece by piece. They're just starting with Chris' stuff because Barb doesn't care about it.

 

[lyn]

knowing that i'll be alive to witness the future ahead of chris is so strange. i kind of want his existence to remain a constant presence in life, i dont mean i want chris to thrive, i just want him to be a lolcow for me to come back to and reflect on. pondering the chandler.

 

[CFC-12]

A redditor has visited 14BC and photographed the garbage can. A box with the Transformers logo is next to it.

Ah shit, here we go again.

How long until we get Garbageraider II: Return To Branchland?

 

[Executive Petrel]

I want to see chris on drugs.
The methheads will become the next a-loggers and they will be successful to a degree that weens like Jacob Sockness could only dream of.

 

[Rogowski]

Oh man, a ween is going to mail that photo to him in jail and it’s a shame we can’t be there when he receives it.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I don't think Chris wants friends, and I don't think he understands the concept.

He wants worshipers and ass kissers, that will cater to his desires, rather than any sort of real friendship

I always said that if you want to see how Chris thinks friends should be, you can just look at the Sonichu comics where all the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon have all the same opinions as Chris, and all change their minds when he does, like going from anti-gay to marching in a SLUGBTQ parade.

 

[Little Pigboy]

knowing that i'll be alive to witness the future ahead of chris is so strange. i kind of want his existence to remain a constant presence in life, i dont mean i want chris to thrive, i just want him to be a lolcow for me to come back to and reflect on. pondering the chandler.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

A redditor has visited 14BC and photographed the garbage can. A box with the Transformers logo is next to it.

In another picture, you can see a pile of trashbags behind the garbage can, the dude who went by said there about ten bags piled up there. I'm pretty sure the Transformers box is empty and maybe just has folded up other boxes crammed inside for the recycling pickup.

So the hoard is indeed being worked on piece by piece. They're just starting with Chris' stuff because Barb doesn't care about it.

God, imagine if Barb does go to a home, but just ups and sells the house without Chris's knowledge. That would make him extremely bitter, and knowing him, would probably result in him confronting the new owners about being in his house.

 

[Ophelia]

How much Chris lost in prison

Weight loss? He’d lost some in the last intake picture we saw.

or did he snap out of his troon phase?

That’s probably not gonna happen. It stops being a phase after this much time has passed. Not even Barb could get him to give it up, and now he has it engrained as part of his personality.

I could imagine that heavy meds,

We don’t know he’s on any.

isolation

Protected custody is probably less isolated than he was when he was just hanging out in his room for days.

and lack of social media would be a positive change.

The lack of social media probably has been good for him.

Or will we get homeless skinny skin Chris post prison arc?

It’s too easy to get fat in America.

he won't be admitted to sperg group homes

Why not?

Or will a miracle happen and Chris will grow up?

If a miracle happened and Chris was suddenly self aware, he’d kill himself.

For the past ten years he's had to care for himself, Barb, and a bunch of assorted animals on the small chunk of tugboat he actually puts towards necessities.

Barb has not been in a coma. She could still direct him, boss him around, and give him a tiny bit of structure he’d be without on his own. And remember, Barb had guvmit money too.

He wants worshipers and ass kissers, that will cater to his desires, rather than any sort of real friendship, and will, under no circumstances, say or do anything that will make Chris uncomfortable in the slightest.

I always return to the ninth Alec call:

Alec: I mean, it sounds, it kinda sounds like, if I had drawn you as a perfect, you know, super-strong master of the universe like you draw yourself in your comic, then you would have been fine with it, because I would have been kissing your ass in that case.

Chris: That would have been, that would have been considered, that would be considerably agreeable right there between us, yeah.

Alec: So you prefer that people just kiss your ass all the time?

Chris: It may, it may, it helps, it makes me feel better, it makes me feel encouraged.

Alec: It makes you feel better?! Chris, you're an adult, you really want people to kiss your ass all the time?

Chris: Well, yeah, not all the time.

That is one of the most honest things he’s ever said.

I don't think it's so much the realm of no fucks, but more so them just taking his bullshit so they don't have to deal with his reeeeing.

Inspectors would let Phil get away with trashing his s8 because he’s annoying? We were just told inspectors take any excuse to lord their power over even well-intentioned people doing their best. Telling Spuds to clean up or else seems like a reasonable activity.

God, imagine if Barb does go to a home, but just ups and sells the house without Chris's knowledge.

It’s been posited that she would have to sell in order to afford the home.

That would make him extremely bitter, and knowing him, would probably result in him confronting the new owners about being in his house.

I think that’s going to happen. Chris will be a bigger nuisance than weens.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It's interesting to note that some people have said that there was a bigger bin there at one point, my guess is this is the tail end of Chris's stuff that they are getting rid of and the bulks already gone.

If Chris knows I wonder how he's taken it, if he doesnt know it's going to be intresting thinking he's going to get his stuff back.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Oh man, a ween is going to mail that photo to him in jail and it’s a shame we can’t be there when he receives it.

He's probably going to chimp out so hard that his dosage will be upped to illegal quantities.

I always said that if you want to see how Chris thinks friends should be, you can just look at the Sonichu comics where all the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon have all the same opinions as Chris, and all change their minds when he does, like going from anti-gay to marching in a SLUGBTQ parade.

I think that's one of the reasons (the other is getting attractive lesbian china) why Chris wants to be a part of the lgbt community; he thinks they're a hivemind that will accept him, but will never criticize him.

In another picture, you can see a pile of trashbags behind the garbage can, the dude who went by said there about ten bags piled up there. I'm pretty sure the Transformers box is empty and maybe just has folded up other boxes crammed inside for the recycling pickup.


God, imagine if Barb does go to a home, but just ups and sells the house without Chris's knowledge. That would make him extremely bitter, and knowing him, would probably result in him confronting the new owners about being in his house.

Then the cops will be called for again and will have to tase Chris. We're very close to a scenario that mimics that gif of a naked, long haired fat dude that was running from a cop who everyone thought was Chris.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I doubt anyone at the jail or Heilberg are going to do anything like that. None of them are being paid to do that kind of stuff, so I doubt they'll be doing it out of the kindness of their hearts, not for Chris anyway. Even if they did it would probably be in a shitty area since he has no right to be picky and should be grateful for anywhere willing to take him, which would be fucking hilarious if he ends up living around a bunch of niggers. Actually, that'd be perfect, he'd be too afraid to ever go outside if they dropped him in a ghetto.

A potential reason they might is they’re forced to find somewhere for Chris to stay and it might get to the point once Chris’s case is finalised and he’s served his time they run out of options and keeping Chris in jail is just wasting resources.

Also given his own lawyer was the one who brought in that legislation he’s got a personal interest in seeing it works as intended.

(I have no idea if they actually would, this is purely a random thought and there could be much easier solutions that satisfies the criteria for housing Chris somewhere)

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

A potential reason they might is they’re forced to find somewhere for Chris to stay and it might get to the point once Chris’s case is finalised and he’s served his time they run out of options and keeping Chris in jail is just wasting resources.

Then there's always the potential that Chris's autism deferral is not accepted by the courts because the evaluation he was put through showed he knew exactly what he was doing with fucking Barb. Then that all goes out the window. I still think that's why he's having so much trouble being placed somewhere, verses because of what he did.

Also given his own lawyer was the one who brought in that legislation he’s got a personal interest in seeing it works as intended.

Rob Bell was the lawyer who pushed for this law, and he was the Chandler's lawyer during the Snyder ramming incident. Heilberg is a lawyer who is just using the new law, and didn't have a hand in crafting it.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Rob Bell was the lawyer who pushed for this law, and he was the Chandler's lawyer during the Snyder ramming incident. Heilberg is a lawyer who is just using the new law, and didn't have a hand in crafting it.

Thanks I got mixed up somehow.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If Chris knows I wonder how he's taken it, if he doesnt know it's going to be intresting thinking he's going to get his stuff back.

Knowing Chris, he'll either:

1. Get into a huge tardfit in which he'll have to be restrained (and hopefully recorded), and have to be doped up.
2. With his tard luck, Chris will say it was fated, condemn Barb to hell. and knowing Chris has his tugboat stockpiled, just buy new toys.

If it's option 2, where is Chris going to store it at?

 

[AnOminous]

Then there's always the potential that Chris's autism deferral is not accepted by the courts because the evaluation he was put through showed he knew exactly what he was doing with fucking Barb.

They might not have enough to actually convict him of rape, but enough that anywhere with an opening for another tard is going to turn down a potential sex predator. After all, if he shows up and rapes another tard, the liability is on them.

 

[Summoned Demon]

I want to see chris on drugs.
The methheads will become the next a-loggers and they will be successful to a degree that weens like Jacob Sockness could only dream of.

Chris was smoking a joint with the teen troon squad and believed he was hugging Magichan, so he was already halfway there at one point.

Aside from taking prescription meds Chris is fairly disconnected with the whole idea of taking drugs/alcohol, for various reasons that we probably don't have the correct answers to (well for one Chris would rather spend money on toys/vidya, if he spent a lot of money on expensive alcohol and drugs, eh wouldn't have enough money for MLP shit).

Some orbiters could introduce the idea to him that taking some dangerous shit would make the merge finally happen or whatever, and Chris and all his copium would believe them and then you'd see the slipperly slope of Chris overdosing.

I'd imagine though that Chris would have to be in a very desperate situation to resort to taking substances like that, he'd have to be homeless I'd imagine for it happen.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

If it's option 2, where is Chris going to store it at?

In a backpack. I can see a CWC being a homeless bum with several backpack filled with lego, MLP shit and other stuff.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

They might not have enough to actually convict him of rape, but enough that anywhere with an opening for another tard is going to turn down a potential sex predator. After all, if he shows up and rapes another tard, the liability is on them.

This is true. The Autism Defense seems to have not been modeled over what Chris had done, but more prosaic crimes, such as a tard looking at something at a store and wandering outside because they're a retard and got distracted and legitimately forgot to pay for it or put it back.

Then again, Virginia is not exactly in an unknown land with sex crimes. When Chris got arrested, there were at least two other folks being investigated/charged with diddling activities in his locality, so the argument that they're completely at a loss for dealing with sex crimes isn't valid. I think the big sticking point with Chris is that yes, he's autistic, and pretty stupid, but at the same time, knows what he did was wrong. The courts need to prove this, thus with how thorough of testing Chris has undergone to prove this. I can't imagine, after going through evaluations at JMU's forensic lab, that those types of professionals are just going to go "Yep, he's autistic and had no clue what he was doing was wrong", and Chris sinisterly smirking that he got one over them because he was only pretending to be retarded.

Chris's big issue is that it took him until he was nearly 40 to be put into "the system". A younger tard would have been able to be trained but by now, Chris is stuck in his ways. He also knows how to game the system to a point given he knows there's no punishment for refusing to deviate from his current copes. He can literally say anything, and understand that no matter how much a trained professional tries to retrain him, that there is no punishment for him not doing it.

It's also worth noting that the things that really got on Chris's ego, was events like the hogtying incident at Target, or anytime the "jerkops" got physical with him. Those events really traumatized him, just like the bondage chair incident at Western. Now? With Heilberg reassuring him that despite these serious charges, society will provide him with a place to live, money to buy shit with, there's zero reason for him to change in any way.

Not to a-log, but if there was something like, some negro coming to beat the shit out of Chris if he fucks up, and it's happened before, that might make a difference, but the justice system seems to has its hands tied this time.

 

[Little Pigboy]

and knowing Chris has his tugboat stockpiled, just buy new toys.

Wasn't Null watching Chris' accounts, that's how he got caught stealing from Barb, right? Do we even know if Chris has been getting any tugboat or has Barb been pissing it away? I think he had email notifications for the tard's transactions or had flat out access to. It'd be poetic justice to find out Barb was taking it all while he sat in jail, on top of crashing his van, and throwing out all his earthly possessions.