Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

What is this from?

I mean before the edit.

Looks like it was made with Stable Diffusion or something similar.

 

[King Of The Kiwis]

@Marvin and anybody else who was there in the classic era. How was trolling Chris and documenting him viewed as at the time? Was it seen as it is now where he’s a lolcow and there’s nothing wrong with it or was it viewed as a Jessie slaughter situation, where people were mixed and thought they were going to far to gaslight a literal retard? I wonder if there were any flame wars about this in the original Chan threads?

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin and anybody else who was there in the classic era. How was trolling Chris and documenting him viewed as at the time? Was it seen as it is now where he’s a lolcow and there’s nothing wrong with it or was it viewed as a Jessie slaughter situation, where people were mixed and thought they were going to far to gaslight a literal retard? I wonder if there were any flame wars about this in the original Chan threads?

When Bob was alive, personally I thought it was kind of harmless. Chris would rage at his camera and whoever the recent villain was, but he always had a safe, warm place to sleep at night and was generally taken care of.

I felt a little bad about killing off the fake girlfriends, except he bounced back so quickly. He seemed fine.

I can see how the whole thing eroded his grip on reality and it also set the stage for later dipshits to come along. But at the time, it all seemed fairly harmless. Chris wasn't yet a quasi homeless insane person screaming by the side of the highway.

We also completely left when Bob died because that was a horrific game changer for Chris.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

In what way has Chris and christory laid the groundwork for lolcow observation?

 

[King Kiwi]

In what way has Chris and christory laid the groundwork for lolcow observation?

The Miscreants and other classic trolls signed the Declaration of lolcowdepence.

I thought everyone knew that.

The short answer: a bunch of tryhards trying to emulate.

The long answer: tdlr

It was an experience you would just have to be there for. Surprising and unexpected. Cringe-worthy. What was once fun became notably and progressively lame and stupid with a logs trying to replicate smarter people who were there at the right time in the right moment. There was a lot of coordinating I think and the ones that were the best trolls knew how to strike when the iron was hot.

I think for the most part though Chris set himself up. Golden era trolls set the stage and populated it with good actors. But that's just my perspective from like early 2010s. We are talking like 13 years ago so sorry if my memory is a little rusty.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

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Oh, I knew that. I was sorta~kinda there. I remember the threads on /b/ circa 2009-2010. I was moreso asking an open ended question on how christory has effected non-Chris related lolcows, how they’re observed and talked about.

 

[Venom Paul]

So reading through the old Fungus Queen Drama and it looks like the only source for the suicide plot being a "joke" was Allen himself.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chess_club#Suicide_Joke

Literally Who just directly asked him, someone who had just been doxxed, "were you plotting to murder a retard?" and he said "No." And thats it? His excuse that there was no other mention of it in his leaked discord logs is first of all bullshit "Oh I only talked about murdering the retard one time with the animal cruelty video girl I was trying to impress so it doesnt count" The fact that there was nothing BESIDES the one time he openly talked about it in his discord logs doesnt prove there wasnt a plan because him and fungus queen knew each other on a real name basis IRL BEFORE Discord. Is that literally all it took to write this off as a joke?

 

[AnOminous]

Are there any aspects about Chris’s life or character

Are there any aspects about you that you should just kill yourself?

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Random thought: the community most involved in Chris Chan is also the most protective of him, with good reason and for everyone's benefit. Speaking as someone who came across him on 4chan around 2005 but was never fully invested. If you ever try to insert yourself into his life, you will be doxxed. It's kind of the ultimate litmus test of "how famous do you really want to be online?" Every year the cost increases and any trolls who persist must resort to more extreme means, thereby increasing the reputational fallout of their inevitable doxxing. First it's "let's draw some fan art or invent a girl," then it's "let's encourage him to rape his own mother."

The internet really does amplify the worst impulses of humanity by demanding ever more extreme actions to become relevant online, and Chris was probably the first or best major victim of modern social media. I personally hope the Bigfoot Saga never ends and that Chris becomes yet another anonymous white male on medication and welfare. Not a happy outcome, but better than having random strangers attempt to photograph you everywhere you go.

 

[BMO_]

Chris had/has a Steam account, but there's no link to it on the CWCki.
Can someone please post it?

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Devil's advocate for the attorney: what would you rather have, an additional year in prison or jail for a total of two years without any conviction, or one year in jail but lifetime registration and restrictions as a sex offender?

It was hashed over 50 fucking times that even if he got convicted of felony incest he still wouldn't have gone on the sex offender registry because they probably couldn't prove rape

 

[Chongqing]

It was hashed over 50 fucking times that even if he got convicted of felony incest he still wouldn't have gone on the sex offender registry because they probably couldn't prove rape

From Fat GPT:

"According to the Virginia law, a person convicted of incest is required to register as a sex offender with the Department of State Police. The registration and reregistration procedures are specified in § 9.1-903 of the Code of Virginia."

 

[D is for Stupid]

So Caden posted the old artwork from the fundraiser for everfree northwest before the incest call. I'm guessing Chris and Caden expect it to sell but this is like buying a birthday card made out to some random person named Carl and trying to pass it to a gift to some guy named Steve.

I guess you can't fix stupid.


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"A commissioner wanted Sonichu dancing for him. You could buy this if you are a Jeremy, because then it was made for you."

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"This commission just wanted a simple scene from Sailor Moon."

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"A commission drawn of Joseph Sonichu and his friend."

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"Jordin the commissioner wanted a cool frog wearing Ray Bans and Yeezy's."

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"Myself in my Alicorn form meets the commissioner Tyler, here as his Equestria counterpart."

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"The commissioner wanted me to freestyle something so I was inspired to draw something representing freedom and LGBTQIA+."

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"Commissioner requested I draw Freddy Freaker, with photo reference."

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"Commissioned by Jess for her birthday. Happy belated Birthday!"

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"The commissioner said that he wanted me to draw a fat father and his fat son."

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"This is my interpretation of Homer Simpson, which was commissioned by the same individual who wanted Freddy Freaker."

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"In the old Dodge Caravan, Sonichu and I went out for a drive on mission. I was about to miss my turn but Sonichu alerted me before I missed it so we made it."

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"A pair of unique OCs commissioned by Arame."

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"Sent in by a fan but not an OC, this is Measels Chan. She's an anime girl for the measels virus I drew from a messaged photo reference."


"Commissioned by Jawack to draw me with my arm a man with long brown hair and a moustache."


"I am here and now in the past, jumping up with my powerful rainbow Aura before my goddess realizations manifested."


"Mossy Sailor Worked on the docks so hard she got covered in Moss and she was of delight and joy on shore leave while she was in New York."


"Fursona drawn for Jazzy off of picture reference."


"A medieval king on the front of a comic book called "Keys to the Castle."


"I can't remember who had me draw this, but it seems that a commissioner wanted me to draw their dog or a dog."


"Notice the Blue Tiger in the wilds as it nestles on the boulder. The Tiger quite prideful in it's own way is contemplating and pondering "Is one of these my next meal? Am I to survive well in this forest? How is my pack doing without me?"


"The commissioner wanted me to draw a scene from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion."


"The name of this individual escapes me in the present moment, but upon thorough examination and meditation, I sense this gentleman had quite the emotional background and life. With a possibility of at least a couple relationships that were either successful or flawed."


"Commissioner wanted me to draw Zapina Rosechu, so I felt the inspirations and light to draw her flying with a massive light burst."


"Purple Bulldog drawn on a bed of daisies for the commission."


"They wanted me to just draw a white fur long nosed opossum but gave no other details."


"Another barbarian minotaur just like James's Minotaur, with cool surfer dude personality."



"This cat is green and eating mentos, but I have no other details than that."


"Commission where fans wanted me with the Kiwi Farms Logo, so I wear it on my shirt!"


"I cannot recall details as of present, but I believe this to be someone's D&D character."


"Justin's OC, a barbarian minotaur with a cool surfer personality."


"Commissioner wanted some sort of octopus, but I can't recall what from."


" Commissioner Maxwell wanted a dude from the video game Rust. This guy reminds me of Moltar."


"Another OC a commissioner had me draw, but I do not have the information or background on this one."


"Commissioner Jasmen wanted her pony Neon Jazzercise drawn."


"A man in red eyes with a white shirt, must have been someone's OC or perhaps a picture."


"A fan commissioned me to draw their Titan character from Destiny."

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"I drew a catgirl from D&D commissioned by Elodia. The metal thing in her hand is a weapon for battle."

 

[D is for Stupid]

"Somebody just had me draw this, this German Uniform."


"This is Null's Kiwi Farms Avatar and a Kiwi Farms Ponysona with kiwi cutie mark gardening their own farm together."


"Sneed's Feed and Seed is quite aged in the future. The n has fallen and become a u."


"You could buy this if your name is David, or if your name is not David."


"In the realm of the United Kingdom in the days of Sir Lancelot the parodic Black Knight had a Bulbasaur. And on one fateful day the Bulbasaur evolved, the Black Knight metaphysically knew to dub it "Salad Days," instead of Ivysaur."


"I drew this from a picture reference commissioner gave me, but the Gex gecko is as a Sonichu."


"Commissioner wanted a red Gen 4 pony with a feather cutie mark on top of a mountain. Very inspiring and having emotion."

 

[BMO_]

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"Somebody just had me draw this, this German Uniform."

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"This is Null's Kiwi Farms Avatar and a Kiwi Farms Ponysona with kiwi cutie mark gardening their own farm together."

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"Sneed's Feed and Seed is quite aged in the future. The n has fallen and become a u."

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"You could buy this if your name is David, or if your name is not David."

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"In the realm of the United Kingdom in the days of Sir Lancelot the parodic Black Knight had a Bulbasaur. And on one fateful day the Bulbasaur evolved, the Black Knight metaphysically knew to dub it "Salad Days," instead of Ivysaur."

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"I drew this from a picture reference commissioner gave me, but the Gex gecko is as a Sonichu."

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"Commissioner wanted a red Gen 4 pony with a feather cutie mark on top of a mountain. Very inspiring and having emotion."

Null has rabies. Fuck.

 

[BScCollateral]

Tigers have packs?

 

[WaveBreak]

why is there no thread on the new video?

 

[AbyssStarer]

I really thought he would be put away forever for everyone's good.

 

[Space Monkey Mafia]

I'm still getting caught up on "Christory", but I'm very puzzled as to how he's avoided being placed in a group home. Even before the incident with his mom, he was a danger to himself as well as others. Did someone seriously convince him to shatter one of his medallions and shove the shards up his ass? Was is because he was living with mom that deemed her a suitable caretaker for him at the time?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Now that Chris has reemerged online him singing about being "on the road to CWCville" has me thinking we might finally see Chris Chan traveling around the country. Probably living out of his car or with randos.

I'm still getting caught up on "Christory", but I'm very puzzled as to how he's avoided being placed in a group home. Even before the incident with his mom, he was a danger to himself as well as others. Did someone seriously convince him to shatter one of his medallions and shove the shards up his ass? Was is because he was living with mom that deemed her a suitable caretaker for him at the time?

Read the CWCki and yeah people were calling adult services for years before Chris went to jail. However while Chris is stupid and extremely gullible, he was just competent enough for the state not to be able to do anything about him.