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So, here is some evidence that Pride did not go as planned for Pristine Christine..
Chris liked a video called Making Friends (MLP Animation). I watched the video and basically, the animation is about an isolated pony looking at other ponies as they're socializing and not actively including the shy little pony in anything. So this other pony comes along, tells the other pony it looks weird, then the extroverted pony tries to draw the introverted pony out of its shell. With that, Chris once again transfers his ultimate fantasy onto ponies meant for children to enjoy. Like Marvin said, when Chris complains about "people" not going up to him, he is usually referring to women not going up to him wanting to be his sweetheart. Part of me feels bad for Chris because I know he wants to socialize with lesbians, but I feel like he is probably doing it for all the wrong reasons. Now, on the other hand, if Chris kept lingering around my group of friends waiting for us to ask him about those ponies hanging out of his purse, I would feel very threatened and creeped out.

Oh boy, that video...in itself, nothing too bad but applied to Chris, it suddenly becomes so sad.
Chris honestly thinks he can pass as a lesbian, to actual lesbians? Or it is more wishful thinking of the by now desperate kind? Perhaps a mixture of both?

Actually, does he think that lesbians are all super friendly with one another because they have the same sexual orientation? It does not make any sense but hey, this is Chris we are talking about here.
 
Oh boy, that video...in itself, nothing too bad but applied to Chris, it suddenly becomes so sad.
Chris honestly thinks he can pass as a lesbian, to actual lesbians? Or it is more wishful thinking of the by now desperate kind? Perhaps a mixture of both?

Actually, does he think that lesbians are all super friendly with one another because they have the same sexual orientation? It does not make any sense but hey, this is Chris we are talking about here.
Chris has gotten so much good advice from trolls over the years, I can't understand what is going through his mind. Even Chris acknowledged his ideas are exceptional ass hell, yet he manages to come up with an even creepier attraction sign (MLPs holding hands)
As for the lesbians staying away from Chris, it's very similar to the animal kingdom. Lesbians are highly intelligent and can smell their own kind through pheromones, unfortunately rotting watermelons are not a scent that lesbians associate with with other lesbians, as well as other things like moobs, ugly tank tops, 5 o'clock shadow, ect.
 
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Lesbians are highly intelligent and can smell their own kind through pheromones, unfortunately rotting watermelons are not a scent that lesbians associate with with other lesbians, as well as other things like moobs, ugly tank tops, 5 o'clock shadow, ect.

And abnormally shaped penises. :left:
 
Chris has gotten so much good advice from trolls over the years, I can't understand what is going through his mind. Even Chris acknowledged his ideas are exceptional ass hell, yet he manages to come up with an even creepier attraction sign (MLPs holding hands)
As for the lesbians staying away from Chris, it's very similar to the animal kingdom. Lesbians are highly intelligent and can smell their own kind through pheromones, unfortunately rotting watermelons are not a scent that lesbians associate with with other lesbians, as well as other things like moobs, ugly tank tops, 5 o'clock shadow, ect.

The more one delves into the mind of Chris, the more one realizes how detached from reality he truly is. It usually starts off with someone thinking he is a goofy retard and then it dawns on onel, by degrees, that Chris is insane in a very peculiar way. His worldview is such a potpurri of bizarre ideas and over the years it has become even weirder, at least in some areas.

I cannot think of a single demography that would welcome Chris. It makes it sadder with the whole lesbian thing because Chris wants to lesbians them but no-one would want to hang out with him either. Unless he finds a person who is as creepy and disturbing as he is, that is. Even other mentally challenged people would probably avoid his society when at all possible. Which is another piece of irony: Chris think he is above the retarted ('windows into hell', I believe?) but it is actually the other way around.
 


And that trophy is for a VITA game

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If you could appear in the room when the specialist school was suggested to Borb, show them the CWCki, the ED page, etc., and explain this is what will likely happen if they say no, would you do it?
They couldn't understand then and I don't think there is anything that anyone could say or do to make them change their minds now.
 
I'd take that risk, honestly. Just to clarify, OPL is Chris, right?
Maybe we'd have had Jace or something, but the fact that he's not real ruins the original point of the site.
Many people need a failure as massive as Chris as an example of who not to be, though.
And yes, OPL stands for "Our Pet Lolcow,"that is, Chris, as coined by Phil/ADF/potato.
 
If you went back in time, claimed to be from the future showed Borb proof of "future Chris", they'd take you for a nutjob and run away, feel scared of therapy and raise Chris the same way.

Sorry sunshine, time paradoxes don't exist.
We don't know that of a certainty. Also, this sort of thing always carries a risk.
 
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