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I am pretty sure Hasbro only owns like half of the rights to G4 or something like that so they don't make much money off of it, so they have no reason to bring it back.

I wonder if in 20 years we will still see Chris tard raging over a cartoon no one remembers any more and blaming it getting canceled for Brandon Trump being President or something like that.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
I am pretty sure Hasbro only owns like half of the rights to G4 or something like that so they don't make much money off of it, so they have no reason to bring it back.

I wonder if in 20 years we will still see Chris tard raging over a cartoon no one remembers any more and blaming it getting canceled for Brandon Trump being President or something like that.
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Part of me wonders if Chris is going to survive for 20 more years. The only reason he has a roof over his head right now is because of Caden, and I don't expect that gravy train to last.
 
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Even if he loses that I am sure some ween will take him in or the government will do something, I see him ending up like Andy Dick, passing from ween to ween and never doing "well" but also never having to worry about ending up on the street because someone will be there to exploit him for whatever little bit of fame he has left.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Chris adored his MHS days, even after learning his 'friends' were all coerced into being his friends by his father and the principal, because life during those days was simple. Everybody made the hard decisions for him, school was just activities and sometimes learning (because as we saw from the excavated homework, he didn't learn shit), he thought people liked him, and generally he was completely oblivious to the reality of his situation even back then.

In retrospect, taking into account how all of the insanity of Chris, as embodied by what Sonichu is and represents, it seems rather appropriate that our records of Chris firmly establish Sonichu's creation as being the response to Chris being told "NO" for the first time in his life, as far as we know. All because he couldn't use Sonic on a stupid CD cover.

I personally am curious to see where he goes with this G5 shit, because G4 isn't coming back anytime soon, and it wouldn't be the way Chris insists it must be for "preservation of the timeline" anyway. Obviously the Russian Invasion of Ukraine will end before Chris lets this stupid crusade of his go, and when it does, that's a big piece of Chris's entire argument gone in the blink of an eye.
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Seeing how Daniel Larson had those troll college classes made me wonder why nobody ever tried to offer Goddess Classes to Chris
 
This may have been said millions of times over, but I will never understand why anyone would want to intentionally insert themselves into Christory in any way.

These days, it should be common sense that getting involved with Chris will inevitably have unintended consequences- that being, there will be more eyes on you than you predicted. It is the quickest way to get doxed and to have weens mess with your life (perhaps not to the same extent as they do to Chris, but still).

I get that it's Zoomers playing with fire just to get a little bit of clout, but at the end of the day it just attracts more negative attention. I single out Gen Z because we all know that they got into reading about Christory via Geno Samuel’s documentary series, then get shocked when KiwiFarmers document other tranny sex pests.
 
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Jacoren said:
What do you think is the central theme of Sonichu?
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Chris is super butthurt by reality.
Kiwisee said:
This may have been said millions of times over, but I will never understand why anyone would want to intentionally insert themselves into Christory in any way.
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Imagine the sole thing the world knows you for is you orbited a fat retard. You're not even the main character in your own life, a fat retard is.
 
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I had a nightmare with Chris in it.

I'd been attacked by a mountain lion and I was bleeding near my neck, so potentially life threatening. Went to the hospital for emergency treatment, but Chris was there because he got his fingers stuck in that hole he carved into his genitals and couldn't get them out. Dude was even sitting in the hospital lobby with his privates on display as everyone did their best to look away while worrying about their own medical dilemmas.

When the hospital came to get me for the procedure because they had deemed my emergency the most urgent, Chris began arguing with the medical staff about how this was discrimination against trans women. Luckily I still got whisked away to be treated while he continued sperging out on some nurse.

Scary part is it made me realize this could happen. Imagine some dude had their treatment at the hospital delayed because someone had to rescue Chris from himself.
 
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Silly Otaku, we don't make friends with Chris. We don't interact with Chris and we most certainly do not call ourselves his big brothers.

We all know what happens when Chris is shown any kindness or goodwill.

Chris didn't even care about the family he had and to be honest I think Chris probably manipulated him. What does fat ass care if someone trying to defend him becomes caught in the crossfire as well? Stick up for him?

That selfish piece of shit will just move on to the next shmo or project. Whatever.

I mean that's pretty much anyone but you know what I mean.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
The creepy part is that Chris said in the past he tried to reach out to some distant relatives in the Chandler family tree, specifically younger female cousins, but he never heard back from them.
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Beyond the niece on his father's side he didn't know about until he was an adult?

I've heard of ghosting but Chris's family straight up auto rejects the guy even before he became internet infamous.
 
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Kiwisee said:
This may have been said millions of times over, but I will never understand why anyone would want to intentionally insert themselves into Christory in any way.

These days, it should be common sense that getting involved with Chris will inevitably have unintended consequences- that being, there will be more eyes on you than you predicted. It is the quickest way to get doxed and to have weens mess with your life (perhaps not to the same extent as they do to Chris, but still).

I get that it's Zoomers playing with fire just to get a little bit of clout, but at the end of the day it just attracts more negative attention. I single out Gen Z because we all know that they got into reading about Christory via Geno Samuel’s documentary series, then get shocked when KiwiFarmers document other tranny sex pests.
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That's why Fiona is a complete retard and deserves being associated with this shit at every turn. She was warned and ignored us.
 
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
I wonder what Chris thinks about the ISIS attack on Russia. Probally something about them trying to free the G4 ponys because Islam KNOWS that FiM must run for another 5 seasons.
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When I heard Chris say shit was gonna hit the fan because they cancelled FiM, I couldn’t help but realize shit did go down hill after his arrest. The invasion of Ukraine did start on Chris’s 40th birthday. I really hope he wasn’t onto something with his “warning.”
 
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That's why Fiona is a complete retard and deserves being associated with this shit at every turn. She was warned and ignored us.
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I think she was well-intentioned, but I also think deserves got nothing to do with it. She is involved with it, it's Christory, covering it up is retarded. Let people make up their own minds based on the information we know, like Heather Dalley ("the Wallflower") and her weird nude dad.
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For some gay reason, sonichu.com has always simped for this weirdo, why, nobody knows.

But we have a thread about Heather Dalley here:

She lived with her dad who apparently didn't believe in wearing clothes.
 
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AnOminous said:
I think she was well-intentioned, but I also think deserves got nothing to do with it. She is involved with it, it's Christory, covering it up is retarded. Let people make up their own minds based on the information we know, like Heather Dalley ("the Wallflower") and her weird nude dad.
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For some gay reason, sonichu.com has always simped for this weirdo, why, nobody knows.

But we have a thread about Heather Dalley here:

She lived with her dad who apparently didn't believe in wearing clothes.
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What color is that couch suppose to be? It makes me nostalgic for the 90s. Kitty. Awkward girl. Weird naked father. Fire place. Fiona isn't in the poor house.

Another one of these Gen Z rich kids that don't deserve their wealth.

At 18 children must be made to go to college or join the army. It's for their own good.

Otherwise you get a Fiona or worst, a Caden.

Then there's Chris.
 
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AnOminous said:
her weird nude dad.
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It looks like he might be wearing underpants a la Homer Simpson or even beige shorts, and the newspaper is creating the impression of nudity by hiding them. Ballsweat is definitely soaking into the armchair though. I'm surprised a tedious and moralistic Kraut or Finlander hasn't barged into the thread to tell us that it's "perfectly natural" for your father to read the newspaper naked in your living room, and people who don't like it are the ones with a psychological problem.
 
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