Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Optimus Prime]

One of the things that made the barbussy saga so shocking is because it’s one of the few times Chris actually acted on one of his urges in a concrete way. There were decades of impotent rage and sexual frustration leading up to the barbussy

One of the scariest things about Chris is that the only thing really stopping him from doing anything he wants, generally speaking, is his preconceived notions about them. Then once he ends up doing something and finds his previous notion wrong, he goes full force in the opposite direction. Look at every single thing he was against during the golden age to where he is now.

Like, take the mace incident. That wasn't just Chris trying to copy what he saw in mass media about how to be a 'strong woman' - because you can't convince me he didn't go there with full intention of causing trouble as an excuse to use the mace - but it also was really the first time Chris ever truly attacked somebody in real life. And for his trouble, he only got two days in the drunk tank. While to date, those two days are the only point in his life Chris hasn't talked about in some length (not that anything actually happened besides him sitting around shitting his pants in fear), the fact he had gone to jail at all meant the consequences of breaking the fucking law suddenly were not so scary in his mind's eye.

Cue his dumb-as-fuck mugshot years later after once again breaking the law in a more severe, disgusting way. He thinks he's just getting another adult time-out over the weekend, not being tossed into jail for two years only to be released without having even been declared innocent.

Can someone explain to me why Chris spent thousands of his parents' dollars and five years of his life going to college?
I mean, it is clear Chris never intended to use his degree to get a job and he seems to have known that going in, so what was the point?
He never tried in college, just like he never tried in high school so why didn't he just stay home and play video games all day like he did before and after college?

Why did his parents fund something as useless as college for Chris?

It was the last stand of his parents trying to prove Chris was 'normal'.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

If I am remembering correctly, Bob made him do it thinking he'd be able to get a job. Obviously Bob was wrong

Had Bob ever met Chris? Chris couldn't keep a job at Wendy's and the only place Chris could have used a CADD degree would be in an office and there is no way Chris wouldn't have been fired on day one from any professional office for sexual harassment because he would have posted his attraction sign all over work.

I think Bob and Barb may be even more stupid than Chris if they thought at that point they could prove he was normal.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Had Bob ever met Chris? Chris couldn't keep a job at Wendy's and the only place Chris could have used a CADD degree would be in an office and there is no way Chris wouldn't have been fired on day one from any professional office for sexual harassment because he would have posted his attraction sign all over work.

I think Bob and Barb may be even more stupid than Chris if they thought at that point they could prove he was normal.

Well, the reason Bob put Chris on the tugboat is because he'd finally understood what an unemployable moron of a son he was stuck with. Chris, unfortunately, has stuck with the "more money from the tugboat than if he got a job" line as justification for never having gotten anything resembling a normie job. Granted, it's a self-fufilling prophecy at this point given how Chris has absolutely ensured he will never be hired by anybody ever now.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I don't want to shit up the updates thread further, just a reminder that Chris wanted Null to kill somebody for him


So, on the topic of "could Chris be capable of murder".. him stabbing, shooting, beating someone to death? No. Contract killing and vehicular homicide? Yes.

Also I'd argue that he would have been capable of causing Barb's death due to elder neglect, but that's a moot point now.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Let's say you posses the ability to alter the chris chan lore in some way and alter one of the many sagas as you saw fit. What would you do and why? I personally would have added a liquid bob to the liquid chris saga because that shit would have just been the cherry on top of the severely autistic sundae. Just imagine a stupid old man and his fat manchild of a son screaming at two people for pretending to be better versions of them. That would have been so unbelievably funny.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

I would have raised the money and sent him a couple of plane tickets to go to Nintendo of America Headquarters for their meeting with Shigeru Miyamoto. Having them show up there out of the blue and start telling people they were there for their meeting with Miyamoto about the Sonichu game only to be told he wasn't there which would have caused them to throw a fit and threaten legal action so Nintendo had to call the cops would have been hilarious and may have gotten Chris on the national news years before he banged Barb.

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't want to shit up the updates thread further, just a reminder that Chris wanted Null to kill somebody for him
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So, on the topic of "could Chris be capable of murder".. him stabbing, shooting, beating someone to death? No. Contract killing and vehicular homicide? Yes.

Also I'd argue that he would have been capable of causing Barb's death due to elder neglect, but that's a moot point now.

Okay so he's made death threats, has acted out violent scenarios, has been charged with assault and hit and run, and tried to hire great leader as a hitman.

Yeah, nothing about Chris being a murderer here.

Yet.

But it sounds like he wants to hire someone to do the dirty work for him.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

Let's say you posses the ability to alter the chris chan lore in some way and alter one of the many sagas as you saw fit. What would you do and why? I personally would have added a liquid bob to the liquid chris saga because that shit would have just been the cherry on top of the severely autistic sundae. Just imagine a stupid old man and his fat manchild of a son screaming at two people for pretending to be better versions of them. That would have been so unbelievably funny.

I'd alter the entire Tito saga to be longer tbh, maybe having someone to take the mantle after he retired from trolling, preferably a group of people using various Characters from Rocket Power lmfao, it would be interesting seeing how Chris would react to them, at least in my view.

Okay so he's made death threats, has acted out violent scenarios, has been charged with assault and hit and run, and tried to hire great leader as a hitman.

Yeah, nothing about Chris being a murderer here.

Yet.

But it sounds like he wants to hire someone to do the dirty work for him.

Won't be surprised if some ween would try to lent Chris to some fake ass hitmen website that is actually a datamining site filled with ransomwares.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Okay so he's made death threats, has acted out violent scenarios, has been charged with assault and hit and run, and tried to hire great leader as a hitman.

Yeah, nothing about Chris being a murderer here.

Yet.

But it sounds like he wants to hire someone to do the dirty work for him.

Irene Brandy Anderson is too lazy to do anything but make excuses.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Okay so he's made death threats, has acted out violent scenarios, has been charged with assault and hit and run, and tried to hire great leader as a hitman.

Yeah, nothing about Chris being a murderer here.

Yet.

But it sounds like he wants to hire someone to do the dirty work for him.

For sure, it's all just hypotetical. He may wish to, but between his potato shape and his laziness, the best he can do is drawing his little revenge fantasies on paper.

 

[King Kiwi]

For sure, it's all just hypotetical. He may wish to, but between his potato shape and his laziness, the best he can do is drawing his little revenge fantasies on paper.

No, the best he can do is get tired of Caden controlling him.

Chris had a breaking point with Barbara, who maybe shouldn't have coddled him so much.

She didn't deserve what she got but I doubt Praetor can run the CWC mainframe forever.

 

[underoo underarmour]

For sure, it's all just hypotetical. He may wish to, but between his potato shape and his laziness, the best he can do is drawing his little revenge fantasies on paper.

I agree, potato form is the limiting factor above all else. He defaults to doing the closest easiest thing. That led to his duck diving in the Barbussy when he theoretically could have traveled to a con and had some autistic non-related sex.

When people cite laziness as a limiting factor I agree that it is what has kept him from committing more awful acts. I also think it's worth pointing out the Venn diagram of things he has access to and unspeakable acts he would commit can potentially have overlap (like Barbussy). I'm glad Chris didn't spend too long in a group home because his lazy ass would have potential "boyfriend free victims" under the same roof.

As far as actually committing a violent premeditated act against an "enemy" I don't see him doing that as it would require effort that is beyond him. He hit Snyder with a car he was already driving. Chris would not have got up, tracked him down, waited for him to walk out, taken aim, and ran him over. But with Snyder standing right there he's totally willing to hit the gas pedal.

Basically Chris is totally willing to be a violent criminal, it's just way too much work.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I don't want to shit up the updates thread further, just a reminder that Chris wanted Null to kill somebody for him
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So, on the topic of "could Chris be capable of murder".. him stabbing, shooting, beating someone to death? No. Contract killing and vehicular homicide? Yes.

Also I'd argue that he would have been capable of causing Barb's death due to elder neglect, but that's a moot point now.

I'm honestly surprised Chris hasn't been caught up in some internet sting, either sexting with an underage girl, or else one of those common FBI stings where they setup some autistic person by trying to get them to be a terrorist.

As far as actually committing a violent premeditated act against an "enemy" I don't see him doing that as it would require effort that is beyond him. He hit Snyder with a car he was already driving. Chris would not have got up, tracked him down, waited for him to walk out, taken aim, and ran him over. But with Snyder standing right there he's totally willing to hit the gas pedal.

I think the Blarms attack was 100% premeditated by Chris. He made sure to wear a disguise, he didn't fumble with his pepper spray like he would have if he was "startled", and even brought mommy along, which is strange for Chris to do unless he thought she'd be able to get him out of trouble right then and there. After it was all over and Chris was out, he had an immediate alibi about how he wasn't the victim at all.

I wholly believe Chris went to do the Blarms thing, and potentially other stuff, having created some sort of plan of action.

 

[FedPostalService]

I'm honestly surprised Chris hasn't been caught up in some internet sting, either sexting with an underage girl, or else one of those common FBI stings where they setup some autistic person by trying to get them to be a terrorist.

Doesn’t BlueSpike count?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Doesn’t BlueSpike count?

Maybe? I don't know, it wasn't run by LEOs or pedo hunters.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Doesn’t BlueSpike count?

"Julie" was like 18 or 19 iirc. He didn't know it was a 13 year old boy and in the revelation clip you can hear the gears grinding to try to make sense of what had happened.
In the weird chats he sent to the girls in his area on facebook when one said she was 17 (the one on probation) he said he didn't want anything physical.

 

[Optimus Prime]

As far as actually committing a violent premeditated act against an "enemy" I don't see him doing that as it would require effort that is beyond him. He hit Snyder with a car he was already driving. Chris would not have got up, tracked him down, waited for him to walk out, taken aim, and ran him over. But with Snyder standing right there he's totally willing to hit the gas pedal.

No, the hit-and-run to my understanding was to Chris and Barb somehow trying to do musical chairs and swap positions in a moving vehicle. Absolutely fucking stupid (but we are talking trailer trash here), and ultimately it was Barb who was ruled to have been in the driver's seat when Snyder was hit.

I'm honestly surprised Chris hasn't been caught up in some internet sting, either sexting with an underage girl, or else one of those common FBI stings where they setup some autistic person by trying to get them to be a terrorist.

I think the Blarms attack was 100% premeditated by Chris. He made sure to wear a disguise, he didn't fumble with his pepper spray like he would have if he was "startled", and even brought mommy along, which is strange for Chris to do unless he thought she'd be able to get him out of trouble right then and there. After it was all over and Chris was out, he had an immediate alibi about how he wasn't the victim at all.

I wholly believe Chris went to do the Blarms thing, and potentially other stuff, having created some sort of plan of action.

The most damming evidence, to me, is the fact the video recording of the incident clearly shows the manager walking away from Chris, and then Chris looking both ways like a child doing something they know they shouldn't be doing, and then using the mace, followed by him claiming it was in self defense. The video, of course, shows it was anything but that. I also don't recall Barb being present - I recall the situation being that he was alone and went to the Gamestop knowing full well he was banned from that location, to try and incite an altercation. Barb only appears in the story when it's noted by the cops she was home when the boys in blue came calling to arrest Chris.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Doesn’t BlueSpike count?

No. Chris thought he was a 19 year old woman.

 

[underoo underarmour]

I'm honestly surprised Chris hasn't been caught up in some internet sting, either sexting with an underage girl, or else one of those common FBI stings where they setup some autistic person by trying to get them to be a terrorist.

I think the Blarms attack was 100% premeditated by Chris. He made sure to wear a disguise, he didn't fumble with his pepper spray like he would have if he was "startled", and even brought mommy along, which is strange for Chris to do unless he thought she'd be able to get him out of trouble right then and there. After it was all over and Chris was out, he had an immediate alibi about how he wasn't the victim at all.

I wholly believe Chris went to do the Blarms thing, and potentially other stuff, having created some sort of plan of action.

That would be the closest thing clearly premeditated I suppose. I think it's the exception vs. his normal operating status. It makes me wonder if Barb, whether intentionally or by simply being there, is the difference.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I also don't recall Barb being present - I recall the situation being that he was alone and went to the Gamestop knowing full well he was banned from that location, to try and incite an altercation. Barb only appears in the story when it's noted by the cops she was home when the boys in blue came calling to arrest Chris.

According to the cwcki and Chris' own account she wasn't at the Gamestop but they were at the mall together, after the macing our brave hero ran away with the car and hid at home, leaving her behind at a restaurant/fast food lmao