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Mysterious Figure said:
Is Chris still banned from 14 Branchland Court?
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Uhhh I don't think so. Following the Incest Saga, the cops placed a restraining order against him. Causing him to flee to a motel where he was arrested. Barb was transported to a mental rehab facility but returned home.

Chris was incarcerated but bailed out by (presumably) the Praetors. He currently lives with Caden Peck (the leader of the Praetor) at a house in a different location.
(Sorces: His new home and prison history)

As for Barb, she remains alone in the 14 Branchland Court home. The restraining order, considering 3 years have passed and Chris's aforementioned bail from prison. Has expired.

Chris so far, from my knowledge. Has never returned home.
 
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Desire said:
Uhhh I don't think so. Following the Incest Saga, the cops placed a restraining order against him. Causing him to flee to a motel where he was arrested. Barb was transported to a mental rehab facility but returned home.

Chris was incarcerated but bailed out by (presumably) the Praetors. He currently lives with Caden Peck (the leader of the Praetor) at a house in a different location.
(Sorces: His new home and prison history)

As for Barb, she remains alone in the 14 Branchland Court home. The restraining order, considering 3 years have passed and Chris's aforementioned bail from prison. Has expired.

Chris so far, from my knowledge. Has never returned home.
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Is there any proof that the restraining order has expired? Why did Chris move in with Caden Peck?
 
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Mysterious Figure said:
Is there any proof that the restraining order has expired? Why did Chris move in with Caden Peck?
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The reason he moved with Caden Peck and members of the Praetor is because he needs them to satisfy his wants (i.e food, water, housing), and in turn the Praetor need him alive and active as a viable source of income. Chris most likely doesn’t feel comfortable returning home to Barb considering her

A.Her abusive and pedophilic history with him (she groomed him by threatening to destroy his legos)

B.His return would most likely generate more attention to him from local news stations ever since the legacy of the incest saga

As for the restraining order, according to the cwcki, it was active for a week. Why it was only a week and not a lifetime remains a mystery.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris has been to Branchland many times since getting out. He's taped himself collecting gravel from the driveway, and I believe he told TheGamerFromMars that he was shopping with Barb and visits every so often.
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But TheGamerFromMars thing was post incest saga, I’m talking currently.

On a sidenote, why is he collecting gravel at his house?
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
True, and Flutter makes sure he's not lonely. Hmm.
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And when she gets doxed and retreats to the abyss of the internet will make it all the more hilarious when Chris is left alone at the end of it.

Until he's moved to San Francisco into Socknesses' apartment, I won't be entertained. If walking up the stairs doesn't reduce him to a sighing mess of lazy 'tism riddled complaints, posting pics of himself with a black eye after getting punched drunk will. I would LOVE a 'Battered Woman' saga with Chris tweeting about trying to get Sockness to stop drinking would be hilarious.
 
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Desire said:
But TheGamerFromMars thing was post incest saga, I’m talking currently.

On a sidenote, why is he collecting gravel at his house?
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Chris and him got together a month or so ago for an interview at the mall in Lynchburg that Chris has been waddling his fat ass around in.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Bail was never set. Praetor did not bail him out. Chris did not go to prison, he went to the county jail. Prison is for people who have a sentence of more than one year.
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Sorry about that, next time I will double check my info.
 
Someone deserves a reward if they can get a decent picture of Flutter without being a ween or a stalker.

Of course this would take some real talent and the ability not to be obnoxious but I really think anyone who could get a clear picture of her and not bother her or Chris doing so (at least not in public) deserve some kind of monetarial or some kind of Kiwi merch. Maybe a kiwi medallion which Null could sign on the back.

I'm not normally into that sort of thing but at this point something has to give.

That being said, they would have to meet the criteria of not bothering Chris or Flutter. Just a random thought.

Oh yeah, and they can't work for Caden. This has to be proven.
 
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AnOminous said:
He literally did a video of gathering gravel from the front yard.
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But is that really the same as living at the house, which I think it the real spirit of the question.

Not that Chris, to our knowledge, seems to particularly care anymore. All that bitching we know about in the letters about wanting Barb dead seems to have come from a misplaced belief that was the reason he wasn't allowed leaving jail. It's never come up again following his release from jail and the whole gravel collection thing is a one-off due to the infamy of the house itself (since there's no way to prove any gravel bought by idiots like this wasn't fresh from a bag of gravel obtained from Lowes or Home Depot or etc.).

I may be mistaken, but has he actually called anything the Sonichu Temple since his release?

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Someone deserves a reward if they can get a decent picture of Flutter without being a ween or a stalker.

Of course this would take some real talent and the ability not to be obnoxious but I really think anyone who could get a clear picture of her and not bother her or Chris doing so (at least not in public) deserve some kind of monetarial or some kind of Kiwi merch. Maybe a kiwi medallion which Null could sign on the back.

I'm not normally into that sort of thing but at this point something has to give.

That being said, they would have to meet the criteria of not bothering Chris or Flutter. Just a random thought.

Oh yeah, and they can't work for Caden. This has to be proven.
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It is actually kind of hilarious how Flutter is essentially Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc at this point.
 
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Long time, no see.
I was thinking about dropping by Branchland sometime soon just to cross it off the bucket list- now, to not be a complete ween, I'd like to try and drop off a care package for the old hag Barb; whether or not she deserves one, that's up to you.

Any recommendations for the package's contents? Spiteful or ironic ideas fully welcome.
 
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LewdInterloper said:
Long time, no see.
I was thinking about dropping by Branchland sometime soon just to cross it off the bucket list- now, to not be a complete ween, I'd like to try and drop off a care package for the old hag Barb; whether or not she deserves one, that's up to you.

Any recommendations for the package's contents? Spiteful or ironic ideas fully welcome.
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Food would be nice. You should give her a box of those meal replacement shakes that way you know she's gonna use it and it's not just gonna end up in a hoard. Maybe some cash and a thoughtful card too. I feel like she might like some lotion from bath and body works, but there's a chance she just puts that somewhere and never touches it.
 
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LewdInterloper said:
Long time, no see.
I was thinking about dropping by Branchland sometime soon just to cross it off the bucket list- now, to not be a complete ween, I'd like to try and drop off a care package for the old hag Barb; whether or not she deserves one, that's up to you.

Any recommendations for the package's contents? Spiteful or ironic ideas fully welcome.
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Don’t.
 
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