Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[King Kiwi]

One thing worth mentioning: if someone establishes residency in an EU member state, that does not allow them to reside in another member state. It doesn't prevent visiting other EU countries, but if doing so it's generally a good idea to have a round-trip ticket back to your country of residence with you, as well as enough cash to show that you're able to cover your costs while travelling, your passport, and residency visa.

Just bringing it up pre-emptively. If he goes to Finland, he's basically there until he either leaves or obtains citizenship.

Then he's probably looking at citizenship in Finland if he is planning on living there.

And if you say that has to be there over a certain number of years to obtain citizenship, then it might be some time before he moves over there actually.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Then he's probably looking at citizenship in Finland if he is planning on living there.

That would make sense. There's nothing else to suggest that he has ties to other EU countries.

And if you say that has to be there over a certain number of years to obtain citizenship, then it might be some time before he moves over there actually.

He'd be better off moving there ASAP. Assuming that Flutter is his True and Honest Heartsweet (and that she's Finnish), this would be his best leverage for getting a residency visa that could potentially lead to EU citizenship. Whether or not Chris would even fill out the paperwork is another matter, but maybe her china is capable of getting him in shape.

The big problem that seems to be on the horizon, however, is culture shock. Chris is not equipped to survive outside of what he knows, and what he knows is semi-rural Virginia where everyone speaks the same language as him. Doesn't mean that he can't learn to do it, but trying to do it in a place where he's just some badly-dressed tard who can't understand when the locals are making fun of him isn't setting him up for assimilative success.

 

[King Kiwi]

The big problem that seems to be on the horizon, however, is culture shock. Chris is not equipped to survive outside of what he knows, and what he knows is semi-rural Virginia where everyone speaks the same language as him. Doesn't mean that he can't learn to do it, but trying to do it in a place where he's just some badly-dressed tard who can't understand when the locals are making fun of him isn't setting him up for assimilative success.

Oh, I'm sure Chris can pop along all right.

If what he wants is possibly in view, he's capable of anything.

 

[Nancy]

This silly thread made me notice something about my favourite card from the Wall of Originals; Plautisic has a psychic move. Chris seems to have always associated his autism with psychic powers, does anyone know why?

 

[Ammyterasu]

This silly thread made me notice something about my favourite card from the Wall of Originals; Plautisic has a psychic move. Chris seems to have always associated his autism with psychic powers, does anyone know why?

I guess for Chris as long as something has to do with the mind - even if it's a disorder that makes it worse - then it's "psychic". And to be fair in the pokemon series some especially dumb ones are in fact psychic types or are famous for learning attacks of that type, like slowpoke and psyduck.

Also, as much as he cursed his autism, Chris always had this underlying sense of superiority because of it, like equating his mind to a calculator and implying that the teachers at Greene elementary were scared of his mind because it was beyond their understanding.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Who's picking up the mail at P.O. Box 3037, Lynchburg, VA 24503 if Chris is out of the country? Or is there simply so little going to that address that it really doesn't matter?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The big problem that seems to be on the horizon, however, is culture shock. Chris is not equipped to survive outside of what he knows, and what he knows is semi-rural Virginia where everyone speaks the same language as him. Doesn't mean that he can't learn to do it, but trying to do it in a place where he's just some badly-dressed tard who can't understand when the locals are making fun of him isn't setting him up for assimilative success.

This is going to be a huge issue for Chris. Remember too, he had to take speech classes to talk normally and he still barely has a grasp of the English language. Now mix in a complicated foreign language, for the next ten years or more, he's going to sound exactly like retard he looks like.

"Me container want chocolate one"

And you just know if there's some goofy sounding word or phrase, he's going to be popping along in public repeating it in a stupid way.

Sure, people can pick up languages by being immersed in it, but that means being around people, interacting with people, things Chris either won't do, or is so horribly obnoxious, no one would want to have a conversation with him. Imagine the decline in him if he's in some foreign country, just hanging out with Flutter, maybe going to a store or something, just like when he lived in Ruckersville, except this time, there's no Branchland to scurry back to, no hidey hole in Big Island, no mommy, just Flutter and a bunch of weird people from Santa Claus land that talk funny.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What if Flutter is luring Chris to Finland for some sort of witchcraft ceremony on Halloween? Like put him in a wickerman or something as a sacrifice?

 

[D is for Stupid]

Who's picking up the mail at P.O. Box 3037, Lynchburg, VA 24503 if Chris is out of the country? Or is there simply so little going to that address that it really doesn't matter?

The mail going there is "fan mail" and Chris doesn't care about his fans after their thought have been inputted.

 

[185405]

Maybe Flutter is Fiona 2.0 and this is Chris Chan good ending, but knowing Chris, this will lead to the divorce saga eventually.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Maybe Flutter is Fiona 2.0 and this is Chris Chan good ending, but knowing Chris, this will lead to the divorce saga eventually.

Or he somehow bumblefucks his way across the border and into Russia, is arrested, and becomes the next Britney Griner in waiting.

Note to Russia: if this does happen, kindly send regular prisonski saga updates, kthxplz.

 

[FedPostalService]

Or he somehow bumblefucks his way across the border and into Russia, is arrested, and becomes the next Britney Griner in waiting.

Note to Russia: if this does happen, kindly send regular prisonski saga updates, kthxplz.

I hope we get a vor v zakone arc. Chris becomes leader of a Russian prison gang when?

 

[King Kiwi]

What does Flutter and Chris even do if they don't have sex?

Video games? Watch G4 reruns?

She probably helps him with the business side and then they go out to lunch.

What could you do with Chris for hours on end? Jesus. I remember Catherine and Cousin Al's audio and that was some of the most awkward interactions. Keeping in mind they were only with him for the afternoon.

We're not talking about just messaging we're talking about actually doing something with him. Unless Flutter herself is just a little weirdo, too, I can't imagine what they could be doing on a day-to-day basis.

It has to be mostly business-related or they're having sex, what else could they do? I find it very hard to believe it would just be one of those things where you're just together in comfortable silence or some shit like that. I wish she would agree to do a q&A, she's so selfish.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Unless Flutter herself is just a little weirdo, too, I can't imagine what they could be doing on a day-to-day basis.

Third possiblity: she's also autistic and it's a case of birds of a feather flocking together. God only knows what they'd do around each other in that eventuality, but if they're both on the same end of the spectrum it may normalise relations between them, so to speak.

 

[King Kiwi]

Third possiblity: she's also autistic and it's a case of birds of a feather flocking together. God only knows what they'd do around each other in that eventuality, but if they're both on the same end of the spectrum it may normalise relations between them, so to speak.

I know where she lives. So effing obvious.

Flutter is from Hobbiton and every time Chris visits it's a case of Pooh bear in the rabbit hole. I'm sorry I meant weenie in the cabbage farm. No wait carrot in the honey pot. Damnit!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Or he somehow bumblefucks his way across the border and into Russia, is arrested, and becomes the next Britney Griner in waiting.

Note to Russia: if this does happen, kindly send regular prisonski saga updates, kthxplz.

Putin would redirect the bot farms to be troll farms and troll Chris. The US and Russia would both agree it is pretty awesome and become allies in trolling

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Much like Chris at that gay club. Sure Chris loved it, went a few times, but then poof, nothing.

I think he fucked up. There is not much known, but by this we can infer that he tried to get too chummy with some group he barely knew, offended them, and got the boot.

IRL, not really but Chris believes that if you kill off a fictional character, they legit fucking die IRL or something.

So he killed quite some trolls in his imaginary world (thats very real to him so he does have a body count there)

Null has said that Chris wanted him to arrange something "illegal in every country". Going by the time this took place, common opinion is that he wanted Null to hire a hitman to kill Sockness. Chris would kill if he wasn't such a gigantic pussy and thought he could get away with it.

Unless Flutter herself is just a little weirdo, too,

She looks like a weirdo and willingly hangs out with Chris, she not being a weirdo is out of the question.

 

[Broseph]

Oh, I'm sure Chris can pop along all right.

If what he wants is possibly in view, he's capable of anything.

He wasn't even capable of getting a part time job at Target.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The mail going there is "fan mail" and Chris doesn't care about his fans after their thought have been inputted.

The reverse, however, is true. The items from OfficialCWCmart are being sent via the same P.O. box.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The big problem that seems to be on the horizon, however, is culture shock. Chris is not equipped to survive outside of what he knows, and what he knows is semi-rural Virginia where everyone speaks the same language as him. Doesn't mean that he can't learn to do it, but trying to do it in a place where he's just some badly-dressed tard who can't understand when the locals are making fun of him isn't setting him up for assimilative success.

As well as that how is he going to survive without his tugboat?

Unless Chris like his big brother before him has found a rich partner with exceedingly low standards.

She looks like a weirdo and willingly hangs out with Chris, she not being a weirdo is out of the question.

If you take everything at face value, that Flutter is in a genuine romantic relationship with Chris and has no connection with Caden and is also from Finland wouldn't that imply she was writing letters to Chris while he was in jail and even after seeing the letters about him boasting about having sex with his own mother as well as the insane ramblings about being a CPU goddess she thought Chris was such a catch she flew half way around to the world to meet him as soon as he got out of jail to hang out with him in person?

If all that is true then maybe instead of one lolcow we're going to have a lolcow duo like the world has never seen!