Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[BubbaRobot887]

Where did that scummy jerk get the stupid idea that "Adultry is okay, well, and good" anyway? Is it because he's a disgusting egotistical rapist with no sense of boundaries?




"Honor Roll" seriously expects people are gonna pray to him?

That over-bloated ego of his really needs to go on a diet...

His parents really should have let him know just how slow in the mind he was compared to normal people and made a point of shaming him every time he did or said something stupid, then all of this, including the rape, could have been avoided.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

just how slow in the mind he was compared to normal people

On another site, @The Fool said that "Honor Roll" thinks that knowledge works like "magic" -- thinking one just magically gets facts from outta thin air -- such as him using Google Translate counts as knowing a language to him. Seems he's taking "magical thinking" to freakish extremes. "Chris Chan" is as far from scientific thinking as one gets.

You have to realize Chris' brain doesn't work like ours, he isn't really capable of critical thought or questioning things. If something "sounds" right to him, then it is. And as long as nothing can seriously question that thought, then it may as well be fact.

As for intelligence, it's not so much that he thinks he's intelligent as much as he doesn't know what intelligence is. You don't know what you don't know. Chris doesn't really have an understanding of cause and effect, so he doesn't really have a framework of exactly what kind of effort goes into learning a field of study - as far as he's aware, knowledge is like magic. "Smart people" like him don't go through rigorous trials of studying and experimenting, you simply have the magical ability to spout information just like a genie can magically conjure material out of thin air. It's why he tried to pass off him using translation software as him having knowledge of all languages.

 

[CWCvilleTourist420]

"Chris Chan" has called special ed students "nutty slow-in-the-minds", and has called the mentally disabled "windows to hell"... when it is he who is the "nutty slow-in-the-mind" (especially so since he bought into the "Idea Guys" manipulation), and it seems he is also a "window to hell" (especially since he raped Barb and claims to be Christ).

Thr funniest and saddest thing about the Idea Guys Saga was when they demanded money and a console from him with a laser cannon on the Moon to destroy CWCville. And he bought into it. It'd be so unbelievable if it didn't really happen.

The legal question is, had Chris filed charges, would this count as an armed robbery/extortion? In some countries, if you pretend a fake weapon is real during a crime and others fall for it, it's legally treated as if it were real.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The legal question is, had Chris filed charges, would this count as an armed robbery/extortion? In some countries, if you pretend a fake weapon is real during a crime and others fall for it, it's legally treated as if it were real.

Theoretically yes, however the moment Chris burst into the police department and blabbed out the story, no one would take him seriously. I also doubt Barb at the time was lucid enough to act as a guardian to translate Chris's tard babble into something coherent enough to act on. If for some reason the police actually believed him, he would then have to admit he was slow minded in order to fall for this stuff, not to mention going along with it at every step.

 

[King Kiwi]

His parents really should have let him know just how slow in the mind he was compared to normal people and made a point of shaming him every time he did or said something stupid, then all of this, including the rape, could have been avoided.

There's good parenting where you work with your kids and basically work with what you got (and are also consistent), there's bad parents who are at least honest with you, there's bad parents who can masquerade as good parents for at least the first 12 years, there's terrible parents who don't deserve to be alive and then there's Barb and Bob. Let me know if I missed any.

But as for Chris, I'd say he had bad parents that didn't tell him the truth and masqueraded is good parents for at least the first 10 years with Bob going the additional 5 to 10 years

 

[themarchivist2]

Is this officially the longest drought of actually funny Chris content ever? If you count Chris claiming to be Jesus as his last real milk, it's been over 4 years now

 

[D is for Stupid]

On another site, @The Fool said that "Honor Roll" thinks that knowledge works like "magic" -- thinking one just magically gets facts from outta thin air -- such as him using Google Translate counts as knowing a language to him. Seems he's taking "magical thinking" to freakish extremes. "Chris Chan" is as far from scientific thinking as one gets.

This is a bit off. Chris thinks he can fool people into believing whatever he says, because why would he lie to a stranger? And he's Jesus now.

Chris also thinks he can " fake it till he makes it." And if they believe it and don't question it he'll stick to it till he forgets hand come up with another lie. But if you press on him then you'll see right through his bullshit as Chris knows nothing. And of course he never"makes it" because he's too lazy unless motivated by something, like China, then he'll try but it will be lies because he's lazy.

Tl;dr: Chris 99% percent of time chooses the laziest route. That 1% of the time is 100% hilarity.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The legal question is, had Chris filed charges, would this count as an armed robbery/extortion? In some countries, if you pretend a fake weapon is real during a crime and others fall for it, it's legally treated as if it were real.

Maybe not. Skimming the US federal definition for extortion, the laser thing might not be covered by that since it's a fantasy threatening a fantasy, and not a threat to a physical thing.

I also doubt Barb at the time was lucid enough to act as a guardian to translate Chris's tard babble into something coherent enough to act on.

There are videos from that time where she's lucid.

 

[D is for Stupid]

The legal question is, had Chris filed charges, would this count as an armed robbery/extortion? In some countries, if you pretend a fake weapon is real during a crime and others fall for it, it's legally treated as if it were real.

Wire fraud if I'm not mistaken.

They file wire fraud on criminals who target elderly people saying they are the irs and need to pay in a vise gift cards.

Edit:ingress

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

There are videos from that time where she's lucid.

The problem is, both Bob and her have bought into Chris's delusions. The one prank call by a Game Place employee showed they both believed what Chris told them. With the Idea Guys, she would have had to listen to everything Chris told her, in his own special way, and tried to figure out fact from fiction.

Imagine her, trying to explain that these trolls got money out of Chris. Was it $6000? No, it was probably $12000 or $18000 because he just commands that, then asking what exactly is the procedure for getting that money back.

Lucid for things like grocery stores, where to get money from, food is one thing. Trying to explain why her tard son got swindled by moon lasers, to police officers, is an entirely different world.

 

[King Kiwi]

The problem is, both Bob and her have bought into Chris's delusions. The one prank call by a Game Place employee showed they both believed what Chris told them. With the Idea Guys, she would have had to listen to everything Chris told her, in his own special way, and tried to figure out fact from fiction.

Imagine her, trying to explain that these trolls got money out of Chris. Was it $6000? No, it was probably $12000 or $18000 because he just commands that, then asking what exactly is the procedure for getting that money back.

Lucid for things like grocery stores, where to get money from, food is one thing. Trying to explain why her tard son got swindled by moon lasers, to police officers, is an entirely different world.

Us millineals operate on our own brain wave.

If you grew up with the Internet, you get it.

Police today are made up Millineals and Gen X, now incoming Zoomers.

They'll understand.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

The problem is, both Bob and her have bought into Chris's delusions. The one prank call by a Game Place employee showed they both believed what Chris told them. With the Idea Guys, she would have had to listen to everything Chris told her, in his own special way, and tried to figure out fact from fiction.

Imagine her, trying to explain that these trolls got money out of Chris. Was it $6000? No, it was probably $12000 or $18000 because he just commands that, then asking what exactly is the procedure for getting that money back.

Lucid for things like grocery stores, where to get money from, food is one thing. Trying to explain why her tard son got swindled by moon lasers, to police officers, is an entirely different world.

Another problem would be that police tend to want to know how much money was stolen and they want people who will not come off as crazy while cross examined, Chris kept changing the amount so I am not sure how much time an over worked local police department would give the case.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If for some reason the police actually believed him, he would then have to admit he was slow minded in order to fall for this stuff, not to mention going along with it at every step.

Another entry in the list of evidence that "Honor Roll" didn't really make the honor roll.

 

[King Kiwi]

So if Chris used Twitter for his blogging (now that he uses CWClight,), why didn't he just use one of his websites earlier for that or just use a BLOGGING website like Live Journal?

Is it because Twitter (X) is just more well known and mainstream?

There used to be something special to one's own inner thoughts.

You know what it is. That heavenly feel of early internet.

 

[D is for Stupid]

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So if Chris used Twitter for his blogging (now that he uses CWClight,), why didn't he just use one of his websites earlier for that or just use a BLOGGING website like Live Journal?

Is it because Twitter (X) is just more well known and mainstream?

There used to be something special to one's own inner thoughts.

You know what it is. That heavenly feel of early internet.

I think it, it's how easy twitter is compared to logging in and creating a blog. Also on any social media platform, you can interact and reply.We're a blog you can't really do that.

But i'm gonna say he's lazy, and twitter is easier.

As for early internet, those were easier times too.

 

[King Kiwi]

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I think it, it's how easy twitter is compared to logging in and creating a blog. Also on any social media platform, you can interact and reply.We're a blog you can't really do that.

But i'm gonna say he's lazy, and twitter is easier.

As for early internet, those were easier times too.

Easier for who?

I lost my Faerie Gelert all because I called someone a dumbass.

Neopets didn't play.

Chris isn't 13. He faces irl consequences

 

[Spooky Cloud Strife]

IDK you guys but I think at this rate we should create the thread "victims of the sonichu medallion" probably here in the chris section, I don´t want to talk about the pink sonichu OC elephant in the room, but there´s a disturbing curse initiated by the dark primal gods of CWCville, targeting the poor souls who dared to wore the cursed item

scary, truly scary

 

[Heal Thy Burgers]

Speaking of the Idea Guys’ extortion, I think Chris is more self aware than we give him credit for. If they’d told him that he must run a mile to save Magi-Chan, or to get a job to open the portal to CWCville, there’s no way in hell he’d have done it.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Speaking of the Idea Guys’ extortion, I think Chris is more self aware than we give him credit for. If they’d told him that he must run a mile to save Magi-Chan, or to get a job to open the portal to CWCville, there’s no way in hell he’d have done it.

That's why he's never done something stupid like jump off a roof thinking he has magical powers to fly, or standing in front of a moving truck (though Barb tried that) and making it stop. The most he's been able to do is claim to have "foreseen" events that already happened, or some sort of telekinesis where he's obviously moving his hands.

Chris knows it's a larp and would never put himself in harm to prove it.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

What if Chris decided to click on one of those internet ads and become an ICE agent?