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Anyone else think Chris will be the one person in history who likes spending his old age in a nursing home where his life will be run by other people who will treat him like a child and agree with everything he says?
 
Anyone else think Chris will be the one person in history who likes spending his old age in a nursing home where his life will be run by other people who will treat him like a child and agree with everything he says?
Probably so, but with no money other than the 'tard bux, Chris isn't going to wind up in a good nursing home. He might not care since he's used to filth and bug bites and whatnot from his years at 14BLC.
 
Did I just find The Classic in the wild? In this case, it’s a show about Australian customs and border protection. I’ve been binging them lately.

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Did I just find The Classic in the wild? In this case, it’s a show about Australian customs and border protection. I’ve been binging them lately.

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I don't know, is it 2000?

I'm pretty sure I had one of these shirts... In 1999. I don't think it's wrong to own one to wear occasionally but dear God, were they never good on Chris.

I don't really prefer the tranny get up but better than those wretched polos.
 
I'm pretty sure I had one of these shirts... In 1999. I don't think it's wrong to own one to wear occasionally but dear God, were they never good on Chris.
The Classic isn't an ugly shirt or even really a weird shirt in and of itself. It just has horizontal stripes, which is quite literally the most unflattering thing a fat person can wear. Chris wears one that's too small for him, which just makes it worse.

Honestly, the vast majority of Chris's wardrobe would look significantly less shit if he wasn't overweight. There are flattering things a fat person can wear, but Chris owns none of them.
 
The Classic isn't an ugly shirt or even really a weird shirt in and of itself. It just has horizontal stripes, which is quite literally the most unflattering thing a fat person can wear. Chris wears one that's too small for him, which just makes it worse.

Honestly, the vast majority of Chris's wardrobe would look significantly less shit if he wasn't overweight. There are flattering things a fat person can wear, but Chris owns none of them.
Hmm. I was wondering if it was just because he was fat; maybe if he didn't have one in every color or find the damn nasty one and try to "restore it".

He also wore it to Too Many Games.

Maybe it should have been called Top Many Traumas.
 
Is "Honor Roll" still "tomgirl", or is he "detransitioning"?

I think he got lazy dressing as what he thinks is feminine, but he still poses as a girl.
 
The Classic isn't an ugly shirt or even really a weird shirt in and of itself. It just has horizontal stripes, which is quite literally the most unflattering thing a fat person can wear. Chris wears one that's too small for him, which just makes it worse.

Honestly, the vast majority of Chris's wardrobe would look significantly less shit if he wasn't overweight. There are flattering things a fat person can wear, but Chris owns none of them.

The Classic was very much of its time. Chris just hung onto it way too long.

Back in the early 2000s the striped rugby shirt was a staple among teens and young men (and even some particularly preppy girls got in on the action). Just look at this Ralph Lauren ad from 2004.
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These types of shirts were all over the place back then and worn by people of pretty much all body shapes (though back then they only used attractive people in advertisements).

I think Chris stuck with it for two reasons: 1) He associates it with a time in his life (his high school years) that he actually enjoyed and 2) His mind has been warped by cartoons, who always wear exactly the same outfit, and he thinks that's normal.
 
Brand and product managers are well aware of social media. Or the competent ones are.
There was a thing with Americans in Sega talking about some Sonic toys, and one lady joked "Sonichu?" to this one Super Sonic plushie.
Warning: I'm getting this information from the Sonic Wiki and the CWCki, I haven't actually watched Sonic Boom. So take it with a grain of salt.

Chris protested Sonic Boom because of the blue arms thing. Sonic Boom then released an episode called "The Biggest Fan", starring Mark the Tapir, an obsessive fan of Sonic who goes so far as to make a painting of Sonic with beige arms and create fan fiction (some of it apparently not family-friendly) in which Sonic is the secondary character, with Mark as the protagonist. Mark also drinks orange soda, wears a shirt with a Sonic logo on it, and supports the marketing of a video game made by Dr. Robotnik starring a character known as Tommy Thunder, and apparently even engages in trespassing on Tails' property and violence involving motor vehicles.

The show's writers say he's not based on anyone specific.

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The Classic was very much of its time. Chris just hung onto it way too long.

Back in the early 2000s the striped rugby shirt was a staple among teens and young men (and even some particularly preppy girls got in on the action). Just look at this Ralph Lauren ad from 2004.
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These types of shirts were all over the place back then and worn by people of pretty much all body shapes (though back then they only used attractive people in advertisements).

I think Chris stuck with it for two reasons: 1) He associates it with a time in his life (his high school years) that he actually enjoyed and 2) His mind has been warped by cartoons, who always wear exactly the same outfit, and he thinks that's normal.
Oh fuck, maybe Chris wanted to be a prep.

That would explain the water boy job.
 
One of the funniest things about Chris Chan, in my opinion, is how his parents paid "gal pals" to hang out with him. I also wonder why they never tried to pay a male peer to hang out with him. I know the goal of the "gal pals" was probably to find him a girlfriend or learn how to talk to girls. But if he had a similarly aged male role model that could have taken him under his wing, he may have grown up to be less maladjusted and probably never trooned out at all. The male friend (even if paid) could have bullied his worst behaviors out of him. He'd still be pretty retarded but not nearly as much of the trainwreck he is today.
 
So is he still calling himself "Christine" and trying to dress like a girl? That would definitely answer the "tomgirl" question.
Naw, that's not egotistical enough. He's "Christ-Stine" for short now. His full bullshit name I don't remember but he's still using female pronouns and calls himself a goddess. Far beyond 'tomgirl', he still thinks he's a woman.

He seemed to be de-transitioning somewhat last year, looking and dressing more masculine when Flutter was around, but in her absence he's sliding back into his fantasy woman and goddess LARP.
 
One of the funniest things about Chris Chan, in my opinion, is how his parents paid "gal pals" to hang out with him.
Bob only paid one: some girl in middle school who was a neighbor. The rest hung out with CWC out of pity for the "special kid", in HS.

full bullshit name
It reminds me of a wannabe royal title. The real royal title goes something like "the most high and mightie prince, James, by the grace of God King of Great Britaine, France and Ireland, Defender of the Faith &c"... while "Honor Roll" goes by something -- perhaps even more long-winded -- derping about "Sonichu" this and the Christ delusion that.
 
One of the funniest things about Chris Chan, in my opinion, is how his parents paid "gal pals" to hang out with him. I also wonder why they never tried to pay a male peer to hang out with him. I know the goal of the "gal pals" was probably to find him a girlfriend or learn how to talk to girls. But if he had a similarly aged male role model that could have taken him under his wing, he may have grown up to be less maladjusted and probably never trooned out at all. The male friend (even if paid) could have bullied his worst behaviors out of him. He'd still be pretty retarded but not nearly as much of the trainwreck he is today.
Chris was pretty much bullied all his life by males and treated semi well by early 2000s late 90s teenage girls of that time out of pity, so imagine his misandry was present and he didnt wanted to trust any male that was mean to him, Bob and barb may have known this so they got the three unfortunate teenage girls that werent that mean to him so he can have atleast some "protectors" or "Friends" being that autistic in highschool in the late 90s was basically over for you there wasnt still any "weird" kids that you could get up with + he attended in some small town highschool which was worse for him i do imagine.
 
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He seemed to be de-transitioning somewhat last year, looking and dressing more masculine when Flutter was around, but in her absence he's sliding back into his fantasy woman and goddess LARP.
I don't think that's really "de-transitioning". Flutter clearly tard-wrangled him when they were with each other. And when he was presumably staying with her at her family home in Finland, I bet she told him to dress masculine to not weird out her family. It was probably more of something Flutter told him to do.
 
I always question myself how would it be like if someone like Chris chan(same autism, same upbringing, same everything) would have born a little later? like 2000s or 1999 where he would have attended highschool in 2016, would it be any different? Would he have any Friends? Would he troon out? well the third question is a yes since the today's troon wave came from that era of weird highschool kids that liked soviet memes, fnaf, homestock and undertale and maybe Chris would have been Friends with the kids of this era.
 
It just has horizontal stripes, which is quite literally the most unflattering thing a fat person can wear.
Aren't horizontal stripes slimming? The cwcki article "Chris and Fashion" says so and cites a Psychology Today article.

Oh fuck, maybe Chris wanted to be a prep.
I don't think Chris really thought about it being fashionable at all, let alone preppy. I think that's just what Barb got at Goodwill, and Chris wore it. She probably said he looked handsome, and he believed it.

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I have a question you guys. In Chris's early writings he uses the phrase "took me for a fall" a few times. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is it a real expression? I don't think I've heard it from anyone except him. I have heard the idiom "take the fall [i.e., blame] for sth", but never "take sb/sth for a fall". Here are some examples:

"that female dog took my idea for a fall" --https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Saddest_Heart_in_the_World
"that JERK took my idea for a fall, just like that XXXXX at PVCC did! >(" --https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC's_Diary
"a Black, Fat Jerk...approached me and took me for a fall with my trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl" --https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manajerks

Have any of you heard this expression elsewhere, or is it a pure cwc-ism? What does it/is it supposed to mean?
 
Does "Chris Chan" still derp that he's in that bestiality "marriage" the "Idea Guys" BS'd him into?
 
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