Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Do you guys ever find yourselves comparing and contrasting Chris to other people? Chris always reminds me of Elliot Roger; both were autistic, extremely withdrawn, obsessed with having a girlfriend and losing their virginity, never had or even looked for a real job, changed schools, were frequently picked on, and had almost no empathy or caring for others. Big difference is obviously Chris never tried to kill anyone (despite his many threats) while Roger did.

He also reminds me of Tommy Wiseau in that both were socially awkward people who created a vanity project that they expected would be a masterpiece only to find out how terrible their skills at their respective craft were. The big difference between them though, is that Tommy is both more functioning and not as much of a blowhard Chris is.
 
Remember when Chris maced the GameStop employee and then drove home leaving Barb at the mall? If he took the car and got arrested at his house how did Barb get back to the house? Did the police take her home?
 
Remember when Chris maced the GameStop employee and then drove home leaving Barb at the mall? If he took the car and got arrested at his house how did Barb get back to the house? Did the police take her home?


According to the wiki the police spoke with Barb at the mall then collected CWC at his home, so I assume they bought her back.
 
Back when the Queen of the Nile gold necklace / Sonic Totem financhu crisis was going on, Chris said that he ordered a crapload of t-shirts with his skylander character on them. This was used to claim that he couldn't refund any money because it had all been spent. Well, it's been quite a while and they would have arrived by now, but he's never offered them for sale. I'm betting that none of those "bonuses" went out to the eBay buyers. Is this yet another unfulfilled promise?

Edit: I see it was covered in the stamp album thread.
 
Back when the Queen of the Nile gold necklace / Sonic Totem financhu crisis was going on, Chris said that he ordered a crapload of t-shirts with his skylander character on them. This was used to claim that he couldn't refund any money because it had all been spent. Well, it's been quite a while and they would have arrived by now, but he's never offered them for sale. I'm betting that none of those "bonuses" went out to the eBay buyers. Is this yet another unfulfilled promise?

Edit: I see it was covered in the stamp album thread.
Perhaps he didn't buy them at all unless someone had proof he bought them
 
Did they tell you if this was only at their school because it sounds like reason why we have so many millennials?
The "everyone's a winner" mentality certainly has blown out of proportions these days. It's like there's no point to put any effort into it than the rest.

Try to relate womanhood, transgenderism, sex, dating, and life in general to a video game.
Bingo!

Well, duh. Our genes only get replicated that way. There's that whole evolution thing.

Personally, I don't care, euphoric /childfree/ and all, but enough of the population has to be all for reproduction for the species to continue.
A definite reminder to anyone who thinks we can get by without heterosexuality.
 
I'm pretty sure it's inevitable that Chris will buy Sonic Forces when it comes out, and since the game comes with the option to play as your own customized recolor, I have a feeling that Chris will create Sonichu in Sonic Forces.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one thinking this.

On another note, it's fairly obvious that chances are Chris watched Sonic X obsessively back in the mid-2000's. Do we have any evidence of him sperging about it in any way?

If I remember correctly, Sonic X ended its run before Chris got discovered, but he had a decent-sized digital footprint even before 2007 and I know for a fact that the show was in constant reruns on Saturday Mornings on Fox (and later the CW) years after it ended
 
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I'm pretty sure it's inevitable that Chris will buy Sonic Forces when it comes out, and since the game comes with the option to play as your own customized recolor, I have a feeling that Chris will create Sonichu in Sonic Forces.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one thinking this.

On another note, it's fairly obvious that chances are Chris watched Sonic X obsessively back in the mid-2000's. Do we have any evidence of him sperging about it in any way?

If I remember correctly, Sonic X ended its run before Chris got discovered, but he had a decent-sized digital footprint even before 2007 and I know for a fact that the show was in constant reruns on Saturday Mornings on Fox (and later the CW) years after it ended
He did use the Japanese Sonic X theme for one of his "Christian & The Hedgehog Boys" tunes.

EDIT: Here you go!
 
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Thinking about that stupid Empathy video Chris shared a while back, what are the odds of him stumbling onto TED-Ed and watching those vids? I'm sure he wouldn't, but I only thought about that after watching a few of these and found myself being impressed at the topics covered in these 5 minute pieces.
 
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