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BananaBlue said:
I always said those were erratic, that Chris has social problems, I'm not dismissing them. I'm just saying that a lot of those issue could also be associated with the environment he grew up in.
We all hear the news. How normal, well adjusted people turned insane shooters. Of course Chris isn't normal, of course Chris is mentally unstable. I was just wondering if bad parenting is also a big cause for his social disabilities.

With that said I can see a lot of points you mention and others are incredibly valid. Assuming autism isn't the bigger problem is a naive thought. Anti social behavior and some personality quirks aren't enough to cripple a person mentally and socially, unlike Chris's case which seems to have triple the issues.

Anyways, thanks for making things more clear to me. I really need to deepen my knowledge regarding this subject so I don't act like a dumb fool.
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This is not the place to continuously compare yourself to Chris by trying to separate your traits from his. It won't cure autism, social awkwardness, or inappropriate flatulence, so just deal with it already.
 
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I just came across a video on the Internet in reference to the rise and fall of the Simpsons, and I figured out why I dislike new OPL so much.
OPL is very much like the Simpsons, meaning, he's nothing without the writers (trolls) that made him famous. Now, modern-day OPL is like a modern version of the Simpsons, all the old writers have left (trolls) and the new writers (weens) have very much commercialized him and made him bow down to pop-culture. It's sad really, I've never realized how empty of a shell Chris actually is.
 
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lindsayfan said:
Random question: what is the song atop the forum
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NieR_Automata_OST_-_This_Cannot_Continue_Desert_Boss_Battle_Theme-N2bdFzLm7R

The only thing that cannot continue is Chris's life, which must end by him slicing his taint and dragging his ass (like his beagles) all over Ruckersville until it either gets infected or the cops lock him up, release him after 3 days :optimistic: and he bitches on Facebook/Twitter about the whole thing and begs for money for hospital bills and bail bonds
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
I started up a wiki article to cover Twitter weens like TingsTingz and SaraHeartsSonic.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCProtectSquad

Is there anything that should be added?
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Maybe just an archive of tweets concerning Chris, or any DMs if they've been posted. I don't know of if archive sites work with Twitter or not though.
Mariposa Electrique said:
I just came across a video on the Internet in reference to the rise and fall of the Simpsons, and I figured out why I dislike new OPL so much.
OPL is very much like the Simpsons, meaning, he's nothing without the writers (trolls) that made him famous. Now, modern-day OPL is like a modern version of the Simpsons, all the old writers have left (trolls) and the new writers (weens) have very much commercialized him and made him bow down to pop-culture. It's sad really, I've never realized how empty of a shell Chris actually is.
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I think weens just repeat ideas they know will work and do as little to tip Chris off as possible so they can keep their in. I'd like to see the next ween try to convince Chris to start a blog or do something else original instead of trying to play the new puppet master and hoard the lulz to themselves.
 
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Imagine Chris on Dr Phil. With Barb. What would Phillip McGraw in all his wisdom have to say about the un-clit? How would he exploit Chris? (Because we all know he's kind of an asshole). I'm by no means a ween, but getting Chris on Dr Phil would be crazy.
 
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Imagine Chris on Dr Phil. With Barb. What would Phillip McGraw in all his wisdom have to say about the un-clit? How would he exploit Chris? (Because we all know he's kind of an asshole). I'm by no means a ween, but getting Chris on Dr Phil would be crazy.
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Chris would 100% go on Dr Phil if they paid him and Barb. He could show off the latest Sonichu issue and push his tranny/poly agenda. That would be fucking hilarious. Dr Phil would be all ".. we're gonna get you some help, mmmkay?

Also, you know how he usually has a screen behind him with like, bulletpoints on his guests? Imagine Chris'.. (read in Dr Phil's voice)

• Diagnosed with autism
• God pressed the mute button at a young age
• Godbear renamed him "Christian"
• Won the Sonic Sega Sweepstakes sparking an unhealthy lifelong obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog
• Created "Sonichu" and the universe of Cwcville, a ficitional crossover comic book of a video game character and a "pokemon"
• Trolled so hard for ten years it knocked the straight male out of him and replaced it with various mental disorders
• Drinks his own sperm
• Banned from multiple establishments
• Tried to run over an establishment's manager with his car
• Became a bisexual woman
• Maced a GameStop employee over a minor change in his favorite video game series
• Burned his house down
• Cut open his taint with a knife to create female genitalia
• Is a prostitute
• Ridiculous fear of pickles and "picklemen"

::c following along: "Mmm. Yeah"
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
Maybe just an archive of tweets concerning Chris, or any DMs if they've been posted. I don't know of if archive sites work with Twitter or not though.
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Thanks. I added archive links of Chris's public tweets to them. Surprisingly, there's not that many considering their tweet output. Also moved in DMs from another page.

Kosher Dill said:
Why are you giving them what they want? Are they holding your fursona hostage in Cwcville?
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I figured that since they were being discussed in a few threads here, there might as well be a page to organize stuff, and the wiki already covers similar subjects like Waterman and Kengle.
 
Nikachu said:
Chris would 100% go on Dr Phil if they paid him and Barb. He could show off the latest Sonichu issue and push his tranny/poly agenda. That would be fucking hilarious. Dr Phil would be all ".. we're gonna get you some help, mmmkay?

Also, you know how he usually has a screen behind him with like, bulletpoints on his guests? Imagine Chris'.. (read in Dr Phil's voice)

• Diagnosed with autism
• God pressed the mute button at a young age
• Godbear renamed him "Christian"
• Won the Sonic Sega Sweepstakes sparking an unhealthy lifelong obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog
• Created "Sonichu" and the universe of Cwcville, a ficitional crossover comic book of two video game characters
• Trolled so hard for ten years it knocked the straight male out of him and replaced it with various mental disorders
• Drinks his own sperm
• Banned from multiple establishments
• Tried to run over an establishment's manager with his car
• Became a bisexual woman
• Maced a GameStop employee over a minor change in his favorite video game series
• Burned his house down
• Cut open his taint with a knife to create female genitalia
• Is a prostitute
• Ridiculous fear of pickles and "picklemen"

::c following along: "Mmm. Yeah"
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The less mainstream Chris exposure, the better. The last thing we need is more EPIK WEENS getting involved
 
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