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I always had kind of a soft spot for Chris...he never was a good person by any means, he is selfish, petty, egotistic, vain and manipulative (well, he tries, you need to be minimally intelligent to be manipulative) but at the same time he is not playing with a full deck and doesn't know any better. He even had a few positive traits trolls liked to downplay or disregard.

I love a good underdog story when at the end he gets some kind of "win", so despite knowing full well it'll not happen in a million years I liked to think that Christory could have some kind of happy ending with Chris dissapearing from public view after Barb died, living on a modest apartment and having a quiet, uneventful and moderately happy life as a reward for his services as a lolcow for so many years.

Nowadays with the constant scams, and now trying to exploit sick kittens for toy money of all things and throwing lie after lie about it, he is actively trying to be as much as a scumbag as possible and he dynamited any shred of sympathy I had left for him.

The worst part about all of his scams is that im 100% sure that Chris auto-convinced himself he is being TRUE AND HONEST the whole time. He really has no moral compass. He never had, actually. As an example, it's minor stuff, but I remember how way back on the Jackie saga he told her about how he got some game on sale, and returned it to another store where it was at full price (claiming it was a gift) and pocketed the change...he literally couldn't understand how it was at the very least a dishonest act.

I was kinda worried for him about when this dimensional merge nonsense bubble would inevitably pop and Chris had to face the ugly reality of being a smelly bald fatass living with a crazy old dying dingbat instead of being a delicate animu goddess... But now I think I'll enjoy it.
Fuck him.
 
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Snuckening said:
Howcome Chris hasn't been featured on a shitty reality TV show yet?

Like Hoarders, or Catfished, or My Crazy Addiction, or any of the dozens of other "lol check out this rctard" shows on cable tv. Chris obviously loves an audience, and these shows have contacted much less well-known cows like Bulla or Steffoknee- Why have they not contacted Chris at this stage? Or is he turning them down? Why haven't we seen 'My Neptunia/Legos/Estrogel Addiction' or Chris's wise words of experience on 'Catfished'?
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Barb would never allow it
 
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Snuckening said:
Howcome Chris hasn't been featured on a shitty reality TV show yet?

Like Hoarders, or Catfished, or My Crazy Addiction, or any of the dozens of other "lol check out this rctard" shows on cable tv. Chris obviously loves an audience, and these shows have contacted much less well-known cows like Bulla or Steffoknee- Why have they not contacted Chris at this stage? Or is he turning them down? Why haven't we seen 'My Neptunia/Legos/Estrogel Addiction' or Chris's wise words of experience on 'Catfished'?
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Chris wanted to be on The Internet Ruined My Life show a couple years back, though it had already been cancelled when he tried reaching out to them. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/10-21-chris-tweets-to-the-internet-ruined-my-life-show.25229/
 
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AnOminous said:
That's ironic considering he's one of the few people in the world who can credibly claim that.
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Chris's life was always going to be ruined. The internet was the best thing that ever happened to him, giving him the audience he always wanted, and the best income source he was ever going to have. Chris vs the internet is a complete shitshow, but its a win/win, mutually exploitative shitshow.

I wish he'd done that show, tho.

Chris needs a new reality show called "I ruined my own life (with an assist from :autism: and shitty parents), but the internet laughed at me doing it and that was really mean of them".
 
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I haven't been keeping up with the life of a mentally handicapped man on the other side of the world so I come to you with but a humble question:

Has chris shown ANY interest in romance or human affection since the doopie saga?
The love quest seems to have ended rather anti-climactically after forming a bi-sexual polyamorous bond with his hallucinations.
 
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Nick Ger said:
I haven't been keeping up with the life of a mentally handicapped man on the other side of the world so I come to you with but a humble question:

Has chris shown ANY interest in romance or human affection since the doopie saga?
The love quest seems to have ended rather anti-climactically after forming a bi-sexual polyamorous bond with his hallucinations.
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I assume he still wants a real girlfriend for the money, but it's surprising to me that he doesn't do any self-advertisement anymore. The desperation, loneliness, and virgin-rage of the Lovequest seems to have gone away. There's no Attraction Sign, no personals ads, no message on his Facebook page. Maybe his burning desire for the Interdimensional Merge is the new Lovequest--when it happens, he'll have bona fide relationships. It certainly has as much chance of working as the heart on a string.
 
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I think his depression, insanity, poor physical health, and whatever self administered hormone treatments he is trying to give himself have affected his sex drive. That and I think he believed that losing his virginity was going to fix all his problems, and change his life like he "and I just won!" the lottery. When that didn't happen, it seems like he stopped being so preoccupied with sex like he was, back when he would proclaim himself "virgin with rage" to anybody who would listen.
 
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Chris has always had a pretty low sex drive, at least compared to peers. A lot of the stuff that people remember is often sexual in nature, though, so I think that skews a lot of people's perception. I don't think he thought losing his virginity would solve all of his problems - he saw it as something he needed to do to be an adult or something, plus, IIRC, he was scared of going to jail at the time - but he did seem to believe that finding a girlfriend would.
 
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Picklechu said:
Chris has always had a pretty low sex drive, at least compared to peers. A lot of the stuff that people remember is often sexual in nature, though, so I think that skews a lot of people's perception. I don't think he thought losing his virginity would solve all of his problems - he saw it as something he needed to do to be an adult or something, plus, IIRC, he was scared of going to jail at the time - but he did seem to believe that finding a girlfriend would.
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Chris was something of a sex pest but I always saw it as a desire for intimacy. At least as he understands intimacy in his own autistic way.
 
What if Chris was into Beyblade and Digimon instead of Sonic and Pokémon?
 
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