Picklechu
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No. They don't live in Charlottesville. They don't even live in the same county.
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Yes, he is.
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No. That means there is something wrong with your groin. I would get that checked out.
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thelilnoodler
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i can't find any answer with search, so i guess this is the next best place.
i dont keep up with chris very actively or anything, so i may have missed something or forgotten, but why do i see some people calling him "OPL?" is there a story behind that that i just cant dig up?
i dont keep up with chris very actively or anything, so i may have missed something or forgotten, but why do i see some people calling him "OPL?" is there a story behind that that i just cant dig up?
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There is something that I have never fully pieced together. For a period of time, we all know our Hero would start his videos by saying "Captain's Log", in tribute to Star Trek.
But, I have never read or seen any other evidence of our Hero watching that show, liking that show, or mentioning that show.
What gives?
But, I have never read or seen any other evidence of our Hero watching that show, liking that show, or mentioning that show.
What gives?
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It's just autism. Chris has never been a fan of Star Trek. He's probably just copying something he saw another YouTube personality do, or something he saw on Family Guy. I think it might be related to his ego; when he ran the CWCipedia he liked to say, "I am the Captain of this Boat." I don't think we know exactly where he got it from, but I doubt it was directly from Star Trek.
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My guess is Bob would watch the original Star Trek and Chris somehow latched on to the captains log thing.
That sounds like a good guess. What an interesting time at 14BLC that must have been. Saturday night PBS, Bob enjoying some Star Trek, and Chris picking up random bits of dialog. I wish there was evidence for this.
Since Shatner was on Family guy, he may have very well picked it up from there as asperhes suggests.
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asperhes
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I'm making a timeline of the Catherine non-saga to make it easier to figure things out as more information gets dumped. There are currently some errors on the CWCki, understandable given how recent this stuff is.
early July: Chris creates new OkCupid profile.
July 9: Chris believes the relationship began on this date.
August 14: Chris declares himself to be a lesbian.
August 15: Chris writes (and sends?) his three apology letters, saying that he and Catherine “Deeply love each other.”
August 18: Chris calls Catherine his "girlfriend" in a note to a forum member.
August 29: Public revelation of Catherine on Facebook.
August 31: Applebee’s date. Chris changes Facebook status to “in a relationship.” Catherine receives CD and two drawings of her.
Sept. 2: Relationship vows sent.
Sept. 13: Chris goes to pride festival.
Sept. 15: Chris gets the un-clit.
Sept. 20 (approx.): Dildo washcloth email.
Sept. 28/29: Chris-Catherine-Colin love triangle.
Oct. 4: Chris makes apology video for Catherine.
Oct. 8: Chris sends Barb’s letter to Colin.
Oct. 10-12: Catherine tells Chris she does not want a romantic relationship. Argument with Colin over voicemail and text.
Oct. 31: Chris visits gay bar.
Nov. 12: Chris gets rejected for sperm donation at Fairfax Cryobank.
Nov. 20: Chris posts on VoyForums offering to donate sperm to lesbians.
Dec. 4: Chris repierces his taint.
Dec. 5: Catherine publicly revealed as troll.
Dec. 10: Catherine dumps Chris. Chris is “drifting back into sadness.”
Dec. 12: Chris removes the unclit.
Dec. 12-14: email argument between Chris and Catherine.
Some observations:
--After just a month of correspondence, Chris believed that he was in a serious relationship, and he believed that Catherine loved him. He says numerous times that the love is "mutual." He takes steps to enable he and Catherine to go shopping together and attend PVCC.
--After one date, Chris escalated his commitment to the "relationship" in several ways. It becomes "official." It's at this point that he sends the vows.
--I now suspect that Chris coming out as a lesbian was intended to woo Catherine. The chronological overlap between the gender switch and the beginning of the relationship seems more than coincidental. It's not the only reason, but it's a big one.
--He further tries to make himself attractive to Catherine by getting the unclit and rushing to produce Crystal, so that he can get rid of his duck as soon as possible. I think these actions need to be interpreted within the context of his budding "relationship."
This is all speculative and no doubt will be affected by future revelations.
I found this on the Human Rights Campaign merchandise site, submitted by "Christian":
"Product Review (submitted on September 15, 2014):
I had recently came out fully as a female, lesbian soul trapped in this male body, or the longer term I like, I am a Lesbian Tomgirl Transgender Male. I ordered a Transgender tee to the first Pride Event I ever attended. Women recognized my feminine spirit, and I felt I belonged in my newfound community of LGBT, and I am looking forward to properly introduce myself to them individually, now that I got my feet wet with Lesbian and Transgender Pride!!!"
This is the shirt in question:
Is this the shirt he wore to the gay pride festival? I know he sent some photos of himself at the event to a gal-pal, but I can't find them.
I believe this is actually him, because the location of the post is unusual, and because of the language and wording. The date fits.
Link: http://shop.hrc.org/review/product/list/id/2011/category/68/#customer-reviews
early July: Chris creates new OkCupid profile.
July 9: Chris believes the relationship began on this date.
August 14: Chris declares himself to be a lesbian.
August 15: Chris writes (and sends?) his three apology letters, saying that he and Catherine “Deeply love each other.”
August 18: Chris calls Catherine his "girlfriend" in a note to a forum member.
August 29: Public revelation of Catherine on Facebook.
August 31: Applebee’s date. Chris changes Facebook status to “in a relationship.” Catherine receives CD and two drawings of her.
Sept. 2: Relationship vows sent.
Sept. 13: Chris goes to pride festival.
Sept. 15: Chris gets the un-clit.
Sept. 20 (approx.): Dildo washcloth email.
Sept. 28/29: Chris-Catherine-Colin love triangle.
Oct. 4: Chris makes apology video for Catherine.
Oct. 8: Chris sends Barb’s letter to Colin.
Oct. 10-12: Catherine tells Chris she does not want a romantic relationship. Argument with Colin over voicemail and text.
Oct. 31: Chris visits gay bar.
Nov. 12: Chris gets rejected for sperm donation at Fairfax Cryobank.
Nov. 20: Chris posts on VoyForums offering to donate sperm to lesbians.
Dec. 4: Chris repierces his taint.
Dec. 5: Catherine publicly revealed as troll.
Dec. 10: Catherine dumps Chris. Chris is “drifting back into sadness.”
Dec. 12: Chris removes the unclit.
Dec. 12-14: email argument between Chris and Catherine.
Some observations:
--After just a month of correspondence, Chris believed that he was in a serious relationship, and he believed that Catherine loved him. He says numerous times that the love is "mutual." He takes steps to enable he and Catherine to go shopping together and attend PVCC.
--After one date, Chris escalated his commitment to the "relationship" in several ways. It becomes "official." It's at this point that he sends the vows.
--I now suspect that Chris coming out as a lesbian was intended to woo Catherine. The chronological overlap between the gender switch and the beginning of the relationship seems more than coincidental. It's not the only reason, but it's a big one.
--He further tries to make himself attractive to Catherine by getting the unclit and rushing to produce Crystal, so that he can get rid of his duck as soon as possible. I think these actions need to be interpreted within the context of his budding "relationship."
This is all speculative and no doubt will be affected by future revelations.
I found this on the Human Rights Campaign merchandise site, submitted by "Christian":
"Product Review (submitted on September 15, 2014):
I had recently came out fully as a female, lesbian soul trapped in this male body, or the longer term I like, I am a Lesbian Tomgirl Transgender Male. I ordered a Transgender tee to the first Pride Event I ever attended. Women recognized my feminine spirit, and I felt I belonged in my newfound community of LGBT, and I am looking forward to properly introduce myself to them individually, now that I got my feet wet with Lesbian and Transgender Pride!!!"
This is the shirt in question:
Is this the shirt he wore to the gay pride festival? I know he sent some photos of himself at the event to a gal-pal, but I can't find them.
I believe this is actually him, because the location of the post is unusual, and because of the language and wording. The date fits.
Link: http://shop.hrc.org/review/product/list/id/2011/category/68/#customer-reviews
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Chris owns that shirt, it's in a recent Facebook profile picture.
Seems legit. A julayfag would have put in some unrelated cwcisms and his speech impediments.
Frank Rizzo
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Just a thought that came to mind as I was reading the "Catie's story" thread.
Has it ever been confirmed that Chris has ever kissed a woman?
I mean, I know he and his prostitute friend who thought he was "so big" fucked and what not, but did Chris ever confirm they did other things (make out?) or was it just straight to the bonus round without foreplay?
Has it ever been confirmed that Chris has ever kissed a woman?
I mean, I know he and his prostitute friend who thought he was "so big" fucked and what not, but did Chris ever confirm they did other things (make out?) or was it just straight to the bonus round without foreplay?
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Actually, that's a good question. I think he did kiss the hooker.
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Most likely that. Prostitutes aren't big on kissing. Of course, she may have just milked Chris for extra dollars for a kiss.
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Speaking of the hooker, I recently had a vague idea that maybe part of Chris disgust with his 
actually comes from a feeling of 'let down' after having sex with said hooker.
Chris was putting sex on a pedestal and worshipping it as this huge life-changing thing that will rid him of so many problems and plagues and act as a catalyst for Chris life to make his dreams come true. Unsurprisingly, it didn't really change anything aside from preventing this:
We know Chris is unhappy with his duck, the size and bent have always been a huge source of insecurity for him so maybe after screwing the hooker, he subconciously blames his ugly growth for 'not working right'. He had sex but the bright future that was "basically promised" to go along with it didn't happen.
I guess I'm just overthinking this, but it is kind of interesting to take into consideration.
actually comes from a feeling of 'let down' after having sex with said hooker.Chris was putting sex on a pedestal and worshipping it as this huge life-changing thing that will rid him of so many problems and plagues and act as a catalyst for Chris life to make his dreams come true. Unsurprisingly, it didn't really change anything aside from preventing this:
We know Chris is unhappy with his duck, the size and bent have always been a huge source of insecurity for him so maybe after screwing the hooker, he subconciously blames his ugly growth for 'not working right'. He had sex but the bright future that was "basically promised" to go along with it didn't happen.
I guess I'm just overthinking this, but it is kind of interesting to take into consideration.
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Actually, I don't think Chris was that unhappy with his dick on his own. His dick was for his god-promised heartsweet to enjoy, how it looked like wasn't any of his business. He just assumed it was OK.
It was only when trolls were pestering him about it did he even notice there was anything wrong with it.
And nowadays, he mostly only concerns himself with his dick because it's a reminder that he's still male. And/or when he wants to cash in his dick with straight girls.
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