Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Tikbalang]

Remember this?

Someone made it. Whoever you are, you're wasting your skills

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I wish the Twitter Block saga had a better ending.

Chris is really at his funniest when he behaves like how he acted on Twitter doing that. How he gave us new details on his 4th Grade tantrum, how Dr Wolf showed up specifically to kiss his ass.

Yet it just dropped. He made a new Twitter to pretend like nothing happened and back to the inappropriate usages of Blushing Emoticons. Only he doesn't care if his words are invisible. The algorithm keeps his "Kindness" anyway.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris must be really absorbed in Pokemon Go lately...

 

[Basil II]

Sorry if this has been anwsered, but does Chris still have a penis or did he destroy it after trooning out and creating THE UNCLIT.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Sorry if this has been anwsered, but does Chris still have a penis or did he destroy it after trooning out and creating THE UNCLIT.

The unclit was in his taint, so it didn't effect his actual genitals. His hormone pills, on the other hand, have rendered it non-functional. He still has the duck, but it's quacked it's last, I'm afraid.

 

[Cataloons]

His hormone pills, on the other hand, have rendered it non-functional.

I'm horrified to ask, but is there proof that his doodle won't do the do anymore? I mean, anyone can wiggle around a penis to Smash Mouth without getting any satisfaction.

 

[semiSolidMeteor]

I'm horrified to ask, but is there proof that his doodle won't do the do anymore? I mean, anyone can wiggle around a penis to Smash Mouth without getting any satisfaction.

Some matters are far too strong for mortal minds to think about let alone discuss about.

 

[Damn Near]

I'm horrified to ask, but is there proof that his doodle won't do the do anymore? I mean, anyone can wiggle around a penis to Smash Mouth without getting any satisfaction.

That fucking thing probably barely worked in the first place

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Chris really changed since 2009. He’d be very disgusted at the notion of a Sonichu fanfic, but now he’s practically partaking in it.

 

[Moppo.]

I'm horrified to ask, but is there proof that his doodle won't do the do anymore? I mean, anyone can wiggle around a penis to Smash Mouth without getting any satisfaction.

In his lesbian audition video he mentioned that it "still dispenses". But that's all the proof we have.

 

[Looney Troons]

The CWCville recycling plant was once operational and thriving - there’s video evidence. It has seen better days as depicted in more recent videos. This was discussed several pages back, but combined with Chris’ obesity and intake of HRT, the ol’ recycling plant is rapidly being decommissioned.

 

[Damn Near]

Sometimes I wish I hadn't spent almost a decade following this man's highly-documented life

 

[Looney Troons]

Sometimes I wish I hadn't spent almost a decade following this man's highly-documented life

I believe this thought is shared amongst the manjoritt of us, friend. I actually did manage to keep away for a solid 8 or so months in 2018, but look where we are now.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris really changed since 2009.

You know how distant galaxies appear to "redshift?"

Lolcows seem to "blueshift" -- they go from being conservative to identity politics. Phil (ADF) once identified as a Republican in high school, and look at him now. And of course, CWC once thought of himself as a conservative Christian who disliked "dem homos." Now he covers his car in LGBTQ [etc] bumper stickers.

tl;dr: "trolling-induced transsexuality syndrome"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What's the source for the claim that Chris started crossdressing because someone told him to get in touch with his feminine side?

edit: it was Surfshack Tito, also verified by Champthom. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Talk:Tomgirl_Pictures#Just_a_clarification. I guess that chat wasn't released publicly, doesn't turn up in a wiki search for that phrase.

 

[Mr. 0]

What's the source for the claim that Chris started crossdressing because someone told him to get in touch with his feminine side?

edit: it was Surfshack Tito, also verified by Champthom. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Talk:Tomgirl_Pictures#Just_a_clarification. I guess that chat wasn't released publicly, doesn't turn up in a wiki search for that phrase.

That's assuming that specific choice of words was even used in the conversation and not just paraphrased for the article. @champthom must rise from the dead and explain this homosexuality or we will destroy all his charleston chew

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This has probably been mentioned before, but it's odd how Chris had an autistic vendetta against Harry Potter as a "rival" of Pokemon, but not something like Digimon or Monster Rancher.

 

[The Un-Clit]

This has probably been mentioned before, but it's odd how Chris had an autistic vendetta against Harry Potter as a "rival" of Pokemon, but not something like Digimon or Monster Rancher.

That's an easy one. Harry Potter is not animu. Those two are.

Potter's not even 'animesque' like the My Little Pony:FiM ponies. His world is also not cartoon, unless you count the vidya and lego shite. But that's the crux of it.

For Chris when it comes to franchises he will worship, if it ain't Jap, its crap.

 

[Tikbalang]

This has probably been mentioned before, but it's odd how Chris had an autistic vendetta against Harry Potter as a "rival" of Pokemon, but not something like Digimon or Monster Rancher.

There are autistics who are on anime monsters (Chris) and autistics who are on reading books simply because it's popular

 

[PT 940]

This has probably been mentioned before, but it's odd how Chris had an autistic vendetta against Harry Potter as a "rival" of Pokemon, but not something like Digimon or Monster Rancher.

He gets stuck on these immature kicks of not being able to like to both of anything until way after the fact when he realized both were fine all along. It's like those morons who ask "Do you like The Beatles or Elvis?" when there is no reason you can't enjoy both.