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It just occurred to me, Chris probably took a women's self defense course where at one point they said something to the effect of "if you ever feel threatened don't second guess yourself" and he took this as the activation of his license to kill. That's all he'd have had to have heard "trust your instincts" because his instincts are ridiculous. So now he's bringing up mace (maybe) while on bail for the first macing because people are still making him feel threatened.

He does have a history of taking what would be good advice for a normal person and twisting it into something terrifying. It's just that this time a weapon is involved.
 
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^ Lol, maybe he learned to say "Thats my purse! I don't know you!"

I have a question about an event. I don't know if its canon, or confirmed or whatetever..

Did Barb push (and succeed) in having a neighbor child's cat put down for scratching her baby boy? I read it somewhere in a thread a few days back. If she did, it just solidifies my poor opinion of Barb and Chris.

Is this confirmed? Did it happen?
 
LollysStokeWorth said:
Did Barb push (and succeed) in having a neighbor child's cat put down for scratching her baby boy? I read it somewhere in a thread a few days back. If she did, it just solidifies my poor opinion of Barb and Chris.

Is this confirmed? Did it happen?
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Chris intimated that he had a cat killed by animal control for unexplored reasons in an e-mail, as part of a larger rant blaming the owner for looting his house post-fire and attacking his house with a snake or something. A bunch of made up bullshit. The consensus seems to be that if it actually happened Barb must have been involved because Chris can't do things that produce results.
 
Uzumaki said:
Chris intimated that he had a cat killed by animal control for unexplored reasons in an e-mail, as part of a larger rant blaming the owner for looting his house post-fire and attacking his house with a snake or something. A bunch of made up bullshit. The consensus seems to be that if it actually happened Barb must have been involved because Chris can't do things that produce results.
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To elaborate on this, yeah, pretty sure Barb called animal control. Chris believes that he and Barb had the neighbor kid's cat put down. If the cat wasn't actually euthanized, Chris isn't aware of it.
 
as rotten as i'll bet barb is, i can't really see her having a cat die, y'know?

anyway, probably late to ask this but stupid shit pesters me - chris hasn't gone on record saying "BLARMS!!!" yet has he. everyone's writing blarms this and blarms that, but i figured this is just an educated guess that chris would say blarms (and i'm sure he did).

related: years ago i went nuts trying to remember the first case of him mentioning "hungry mans" and "celid" (guess what that is). i since got over it.
 
I don't know if this thought has been raised before, but has anyone considered that the entire tomgirl phase started because Chris heard the old joke "lesbian trapped in a man's body", took it to be a legitimate gender identity he could utilize to score a heartsweet, and was off to the races?

I want to be clear, I don't mean that Chris heard the joke and had a genuine epiphany about his gender identity, I mean he literally went "All the pretty straight girls have boyfriends, leaving me with none, but if I'm a woman I can get one of dem "pretty" lesbians like Anna!"
 
spehgeddaboudit said:
I don't know if this thought has been raised before, but has anyone considered that the entire tomgirl phase started because Chris heard the old joke "lesbian trapped in a man's body", took it to be a legitimate gender identity he could utilize to score a heartsweet, and was off to the races?

I want to be clear, I don't mean that Chris heard the joke and had a genuine epiphany about his gender identity, I mean he literally went "All the pretty straight girls have boyfriends, leaving me with none, but if I'm a woman I can get one of dem "pretty" lesbians like Anna!"
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Chris passionately hates his dick. It fucking disgusts him.
 
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Chris passionately hates his dick. It fucking disgusts him.
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But do you believe he genuinely wants to become a woman, or does he simply hate his dick because of his extreme misandry, which results in self-loathing related to his gender?
 
^ i'm mildly surprised he seems to have forgotten all about the "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybian" thing. it's such a short word (when he's not stretching it out) to describe his lesbian soul tomgirl thing. and y'know how he tends to cling to his cwcisms.
 
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^ i'm mildly surprised he seems to have forgotten all about the "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybian" thing. it's such a short word (when he's not stretching it out) to describe his lesbian soul tomgirl thing. and y'know how he tends to cling to his cwcisms.
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Watching that video back its a real struggle for him to get the word gay out of his mouth, I can't imagine he'd use it to describe himself in any circumstance. Chris has major homophobia, even now
 
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