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Glassshardballpit said:
What does Chris think of Disney?

Lion King, Frozen, Beauty and the Beast...
The like.

I know he likes Mary Poppins but what about animated fare? It seems strange he never mentions Disney much. Maybe his parents never bought him movies but I find it he never spregs over any off them.
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welcometotherock said:
I'm certainly no expert on all things Chris, but it could just be that Disney was one of those children's media franchises that just fell off his radar. Remember his extreme fixation on Sonic and Pokemon when he was younger? It could very well be that he mostly just stuck to Fox Box/Kids WB when he was a kid and as a teenager and later adult, he just never had any interest in it. It could also be that Borb showed him the Disney films /they/ grew up with (i.e. Snow White, Cinderella, Bambi) and he just didn't latch onto it later on because he thought they were "childish."
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Late af, but I'm sure at some point Chris mentioned having re-watched Aladdin lots of times, so there's that. Maybe to 'prove his worth' to one of his would-be sweethearts or something iirc.
 
Chris's method on gender transition
  1. The unclit along with meditation (unsafe)
  2. Applying estrogen on his skin (unsafe)
Thing I should expect when doing CWC style of transition
  1. Injecting water on his moobs to enlarge it (unsafe)
  2. Wearing corsets 24/7 (not sure if it's safe)
  3. Cut off his dick and testicles by himself (I would be surprise if he's still alive)
  4. Watch the Golden Girls marathon
 
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It actually surprises me that Chris might’ve been the first person to see Pappy Van Poodle in the world (aside from the developers.).
Edit: Nevermind, Chris admitted to paying everything cheaper.
 
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If the Idea People, Sarah and Steve, and the Teen Troons have taught us anything, it's that Chris is the new Arthur.

Some day a lonely wealthy son of a Trillionaire oil refiner who is super lonely and socially awkward could stumble upon Chris, give him $10,000 to be friends and the two role-play endlessly and waste their never ending tugboat.
 
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If Chris knew about this, he'd shit himelf right now, while do something
 
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Does anyone have any predictions for any upcoming video games/movies that might throw in a Chris Chan reference?
 
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Right now, you can see and catch a sleeping snorlax in Pokemon Go (though it wakes up after you catch it, also it knows a special move that does nothing.) Has anyone made a sleeping snorax joke to Chris yet, like asking if he caught one or accidentally tried to catch his mother? (lol if not, do it)
 
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Has Chris' fatass encouraged you to:
Work out to lost weight and/or tone up?
Put more effort into making the most of your life through work / hobbies / etc.?

I work out now 7 days a week, with some days working out over 3 hours a session. Also I work my ass off and make the absolute most of every second of my day I can so I don't feel like I'm Chrising away my precious life.

What has Chris' horrible habits got you to do?
 
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Wraith said:
Has Chris' fatass encouraged you to:
Work out to lost weight and/or tone up?
Put more effort into making the most of your life through work / hobbies / etc.?

I work out now 7 days a week, with some days working out over 3 hours a session. Also I work my ass off and make the absolute most of every second of my day I can so I don't feel like I'm Chrising away my precious life.

What has Chris' horrible habits got you to do?
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Chris’s comics actually helped me understand comic panel layout because of Sonichu’s god awful layout. That basically made me not to do that.

Chris also made me procrastinate less and actually encouraged me to do more with my life. Go out more, do more comic pages, socialize with friends.

So yeah, Chris turned my life around a bit.
 
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Wraith said:
Has Chris' fatass encouraged you to:
Work out to lost weight and/or tone up?
Put more effort into making the most of your life through work / hobbies / etc.?

I work out now 7 days a week, with some days working out over 3 hours a session. Also I work my ass off and make the absolute most of every second of my day I can so I don't feel like I'm Chrising away my precious life.

What has Chris' horrible habits got you to do?
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Finish my first book. At times the writing got so damn hard that I wanted to just quit, but then I'd look at the Cwcki and tell myself: "Don't be Chris and bitch out because things got hard." It worked.
 
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Wraith said:
Has Chris' fatass encouraged you to:
Work out to lost weight and/or tone up?
Put more effort into making the most of your life through work / hobbies / etc.?

I work out now 7 days a week, with some days working out over 3 hours a session. Also I work my ass off and make the absolute most of every second of my day I can so I don't feel like I'm Chrising away my precious life.

What has Chris' horrible habits got you to do?
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I don't think I do anything specifically in reaction to Chris. However, if I find myself trying to avoid housework, putting on an episode of Hoarders will fix that. Chris is a hoarder... that's the closest connection I can think of.
 
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