Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Chrus Chundlur]

Has Chris ever said who his favorite MLP character is? I know he used Applejack as his avatar on the Tomboys/Tomgirls site but I don't think he ever said she was his favorite.

I have a feeling I know which character it is, but if someone knows for sure then please feel free to answer.

In one of his Facebook rantings (pre-massive drop) he mentioned Rainbow Dash was a strong tomgirl character like him or some such shit.

Fuck I know the stupidest stuff about Chris.

Interesting. Yet another character who has speed as a defining attribute. There has to be something to that.

Chris is slow-in-the-mind, that's why he admires speedy characters

 

[spaps]

Has Chris ever said who his favorite MLP character is? I know he used Applejack as his avatar on the Tomboys/Tomgirls site but I don't think he ever said she was his favorite.

I have a feeling I know which character it is, but if someone knows for sure then please feel free to answer.

In one of his Facebook rantings (pre-massive drop) he mentioned Rainbow Dash was a strong tomgirl character like him or some such shit.

Fuck I know the stupidest stuff about Chris.

Interesting. Yet another character who has speed as a defining attribute. There has to be something to that.

The FiM Rainbow Dash and Sonic are pretty much the same character.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I was searching for a Chris quote for a post in another thread and I noticed this in one of the Jackie emails:

There was a good Easter service at my church today, and there was also a baptism of a baby girl today; I took some photos with my DS that I will print out for the family ASAP.

Goddamn, Chris...a DS? I dont have a DSi, but I have a 3DS and besides the 3D photo gimmick, the quality of the camera is just awful. According to wikipedia, the DSi camera(s) are 0.3 megapixels. Even an old-ass cellphone would do better...maybe even he already had an Iphone at that point (I dont know) and still chose to use the DS. That's what happens when everybody says "uhhh....yeah........thats...fine, Christian" just to be nice. He doesnt get it.

Also, from the same mail:

Also, I am planning on getting a tattoo and a belly button ring next month. I haven't decided on the B.B. ring yet, but the tattoo is going onto my lower back; I'll send a photo later, but roughly it is a combination of the (pink) mars and (blue) venus symbols, a pair of (violet) wings on either side, a white star behind it, and "Tomgirl 4Ever" underneath it all.

What happened with that? Did he actually got a tatto? It wouldn't surprise me that he actually did, he pierced his ears already after all.

 

[José Mourinho]

Is it me, or is it that Chris plays with LEGOs much now because something happened to his PS3? His PSN account is not active for a week.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Is it me, or is it that Chris plays with LEGOs much now because something happened to his PS3? His PSN account is not active for a week.

We'd already know, if that were the case he would already throw a tantrum at facebook and demanded a free Ps3 NOW NOW NOW NOW!!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is it me, or is it that Chris plays with LEGOs much now because something happened to his PS3? His PSN account is not active for a week.

Well you know, he can't leave Barb's presence, which means they have to share the one TV in the room. And Barb is on record as not liking his games.

 

[Hyperion]

Is it me, or is it that Chris plays with LEGOs much now because something happened to his PS3? His PSN account is not active for a week.

Well you know, he can't leave Barb's presence, which means they have to share the one TV in the room. And Barb is on record as not liking his games.

IT BEGINS

Any bets on what the eventual murder weapon will be when Chris snaps from vidya withdrawals?

 

[3Yikes]

Is it me, or is it that Chris plays with LEGOs much now because something happened to his PS3? His PSN account is not active for a week.

Well you know, he can't leave Barb's presence, which means they have to share the one TV in the room. And Barb is on record as not liking his games.

IT BEGINS

Any bets on what the eventual murder weapon will be when Chris snaps from vidya withdrawals?

Pretty sure he jsut plays Wii U/DS Games

 

[Holdek]

Is it me, or is it that Chris plays with LEGOs much now because something happened to his PS3? His PSN account is not active for a week.

Well you know, he can't leave Barb's presence, which means they have to share the one TV in the room. And Barb is on record as not liking his games.

I mused earlier about how Chris might have moved his entertainment center into whatever room he and Barb are sharing so that they don't have to take turns sharing one TV. I imagine them turned away from each other on opposite sides of the room watching separate sets at the same time with the volume from both mixing into an indecipherable cacophony at the midpoint of the room.

If that's indeed the case then you have this really sad situation where Chris and Barb only have each other, yet they are also both so very much alone.

 

[Coldgrip]

So basically, it's only a matter of time before one or the other snaps.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

So basically, it's only a matter of time before one or the other snaps.

Incredibly unlikely. Don't forget, Barb is actively stopping Chris from going out and not allowing him to stay in his own room. She wants Chris to be around her, and Chris thinks of his mother like a typical 6 year old would. Barb is his mother and he must abide by her; she has the last word and that's that. They're not equals in their relationship and while Chris is unhappy about his lack of freedom, there's not much more he'll do than disobeying some minor order every once in a while. It's not like he as anywhere else to go, or anyone else to go with were he to actually make a stand anyway.

 

[Coldgrip]

While I agree with you on how Chris views his relationship with his mother and how Chris and Blorb aren't equals, I do think that given enough time and constant bitching along with having to bandaging her holey buttocks, our autistic hero will rebel. I don't believe it'll be something drastic like move out or tell her to go fuck herself, more like drive to a lego builders club thing or find another card shop to haunt.

 

[Holdek]

So basically, it's only a matter of time before one or the other snaps.

Not sure what you mean exactly by "snap" but both are already insane.

 

[CatParty]

He was right. It would take the right woman to break him of his vidya obsession.
That woman just so happens to be his high school prom date and current cuddlebuddy.

 

[cypocryphy]

I wonder if Chris has any idea that most women around his age and younger here in the U.S. find homophobia to be revolting. It really is a huge turn-off to them.

It's just funny to think about that because he adores women so much, and despises the homos. Could he think that the straight ladies have the same brand-loyalty to opposite gender love that he has?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Completely random but: remember how Chris said "Murder is rarely the answer" in one of the recent leaks?
Turns out that's actually a long-held belief of his:
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:0603-CWC21Note.jpg

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I wonder if Chris has any idea that most women around his age and younger here in the U.S. find homophobia to be revolting. It really is a huge turn-off to them.

It's just funny to think about that because he adores women so much, and despises the homos. Could he think that the straight ladies have the same brand-loyalty to opposite gender love that he has?

I think we have ample evidence of how very tenuous Chris's grasp on reality is. So I would say that he has no clue that his current outlook is repulsing da ladies.

It's not his fault that, all us JERKS stole the Boy-Friend Free girls. I know I did.

(Shameless plug to announce my engagement!)

 

[Becomedizzy]

Well you know, he can't leave Barb's presence, which means they have to share the one TV in the room. And Barb is on record as not liking his games.

I keep reading that Chris isn't allowed to leave Barb's sight. When did this happen? How did you find this out?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I was searching for a Chris quote for a post in another thread and I noticed this in one of the Jackie emails:

There was a good Easter service at my church today, and there was also a baptism of a baby girl today; I took some photos with my DS that I will print out for the family ASAP.

Goddamn, Chris...a DS? I dont have a DSi, but I have a 3DS and besides the 3D photo gimmick, the quality of the camera is just awful. According to wikipedia, the DSi camera(s) are 0.3 megapixels. Even an old-ass cellphone would do better...maybe even he already had an Iphone at that point (I dont know) and still chose to use the DS. That's what happens when everybody says "uhhh....yeah........thats...fine, Christian" just to be nice. He doesnt get it.

I always imagined Chris printed those photos using regular ol printer paper, and the ink was running low, so the baby was almost neon colored. And the paper was greasy and wrinkled when he gave the pics to the couple.


Also when he took the picture Chris was probably front and center, probably closer than any relatives. Was this when Elizabeth the preacher was still working there, or the new guy who despises Chris?

 

[BillRiley]

So basically, it's only a matter of time before one or the other snaps.

Not sure what you mean exactly by "snap" but both are already insane.

I really don't understand this long running idea that Chris will somehow "snap" and murder Barb or go on a killing rampage at the Game Place or some such thing. Chris has never displayed anything but utter cowardice in the face of confrontation. The only people in danger of harm from Chris are the ones who stand in front of his car while he's trying to flee the scene.

As for Chris murdering his mother, I find that about as likely as Chris becoming fluent in Urdu. He may eventually work up the nerve to disobey mommy, but even that is unlikely. If he's pushed hard enough, I suppose Chris might retreat into his safe place for a long period of time in a sort of traumatic fugue state. I guess that would be a plausible example of Chris "snapping."