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Alright, now I have another question about the terminology used in these forums. Why does Cole Smithey have a food nickname?
 
Mourning Dove said:
Alright, now I have another question about the terminology used in these forums. Why does Coleslaw Smithey have a food nickname?
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Because autism.
 
WhiteKnight said:
I wonder why Chris never got into astrology and horoscopes considering he is so superstitious.
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Requires reading.
 
Random thought: If the law worked the way Chris wished, he would in jail for tricking us into showing up at the mall. Not that Brooklyn Bailiff would let us rot behind bars. AUGH YEAH
 
WhiteKnight said:
I wonder why Chris never got into astrology and horoscopes considering he is so superstitious.
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Kinda sorta a related question, but what would a psychic make of Chris?

Psychics, when you cut through all the stars and planet alignments and other voodoo stuff, are generally very perceptive people who can discern a person from the tiniest cues. The thing with Chris, though, is that there's virtually nothing to read off him (apart from the usual "that boy ain't right" stuff). Not only is there the oft-discussed empty eyes and empty and easily impressionable brain, but the fact that he doesn't really have a mind to read; being pure id, you see, doesn't require much brain power.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Kinda sorta a related question, but what would a psychic make of Chris?

Psychics, when you cut through all the stars and planet alignments and other voodoo stuff, are generally very perceptive people who can discern a person from the tiniest cues. The thing with Chris, though, is that there's virtually nothing to read off him (apart from the usual "that boy ain't right" stuff). Not only is there the oft-discussed empty eyes and empty and easily impressionable brain, but the fact that he doesn't really have a mind to read; being pure id, you see, doesn't require much brain power.
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You spelt manipulative conmen wrong.
 
Henry Bemis said:
WhiteKnight said:
I wonder why Chris never got into astrology and horoscopes considering he is so superstitious.
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Kinda sorta a related question, but what would a psychic make of Chris?
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An easy mark.
 
Barb: Chrisshun! What was that phone call all 'bout? People're tellin' me yer gonna kill yerself on Youtube.

Chris: Mama, lissen-a-me. Where is it? Where's da rest?

Barb: What?

Chris: The tugboat! Where's da rest? The PS4 juss came out 'n' I gotta giddit so I can show errybody in my friendlist my new Life Upgrade!

Barb: ........

Chris: WHERE'S THE TUGBOAT?!

Barb: ... Chris.... I gave it to Snyder.

Chris: Y'all'd what?

Barb: I had ta. Fer us, fer the family. I swear, Chrissun!

Chris: You gave that THIEVING JEW all our RED CENTS?!

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Pardon me for being a weeaboo here for a moment.

For those of you who have watched Tenchi Muyo, remember Princess Ayeka's guardians? They were these big magical/possessed flying log thingies:

Maybe the refrigerators in front of Chris' house are filling a similar role protecting 14BC. Possibly under the control of the spirits of Patti and lil' Christopher Weston Chandler.
 

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Fibonacci said:
Barb: Chrisshun! What was that phone call all 'bout? People're tellin' me yer gonna kill yerself on Youtube.

Chris: Mama, lissen-a-me. Where is it? Where's da rest?

Barb: What?

Chris: The tugboat! Where's da rest? The PS4 juss came out 'n' I gotta giddit so I can show errybody in my friendlist my new Life Upgrade!

Barb: ........

Chris: WHERE'S THE TUGBOAT?!

Barb: ... Chris.... I gave it to Snyder.

Chris: Y'all'd what?

Barb: I had ta. Fer us, fer the family. I swear, Chrissun!

Chris: You gave that THIEVING JEW all our RED CENTS?!

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and then Barb was found in the dumpster behind Food Lion.
 
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