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Henry Bemis said:
Drawets Rednaxela said:
OPL's recent rants about Megan being responcible for him being banned from TheGamePlace got me thinking. Does Chris really expect that if his ban were to be lifted he'd return and instantly gel with the new batch of early to mid-20s NEETS that have replaced Lucas and Mimms-tachi after they grew up and got lives? Would he meet Megan 2.0 there?
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Yep. Just like his house is a time capsule, so too must the Place.
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I'd say his house is more like a tar pit. Both smell, things enter them and never leave and both contain vast amounts of decaying matter.
 
^Speaking of decaying matter, does anyone think Chris's thought process when he met PCA was a repeat of when he met Marvin? That he was hoping he didn't shit himself?
 
I'm pretty sure that's a standard response from Chris for every situation that involves people and stress.
 
Coldgrip said:
I'm pretty sure that's a standard response from Chris for every situation that involves people and stress.
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I don't think he gives a shit about what happens in his panties anymore.
 
Why didn't Chris get into Magic TCG? I go to a store that's like the game place and we all play Magic. You'd think someone there was playing it and he went hmmmmm
 
Pikonic said:
Why didn't Chris get into Magic TCG? I go to a store that's like the game place and we all play Magic. You'd think someone there was playing it and he went hmmmmm
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Not enough bright colors for him probably.
 
CatParty said:
Pikonic said:
Why didn't Chris get into Magic TCG? I go to a store that's like the game place and we all play Magic. You'd think someone there was playing it and he went hmmmmm
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Not enough bright colors for him probably.
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Land tax is TOMGIRL-approved for color.
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I just realized that Chris copied "reaches to the beaches" in his radio show from 2009 from Family Guy, the episode where Stewie & Brian had the radio show. I was wondering where Chris got that from.
 
Pikonic said:
CatParty said:
Pikonic said:
Why didn't Chris get into Magic TCG? I go to a store that's like the game place and we all play Magic. You'd think someone there was playing it and he went hmmmmm
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Not enough bright colors for him probably.
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Land tax is TOMGIRL-approved for color.
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Chris sucked at the card games he did play. Pokemon TCG is more luck based than most. Yugioh uses some strategy and it is possible to freeform. But MTG? Way beyond Chris's head. If he did try it, his random deck (again, there is a fair amount of strategy involved) would fizzle out and then he would throw a big hissy fit. I honestly wonder what color he would use.
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
Pikonic said:
CatParty said:
Not enough bright colors for him probably.
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Land tax is TOMGIRL-approved for color.
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Chris sucked at the card games he did play. Pokemon TCG is more luck based than most. Yugioh uses some strategy and it is possible to freeform. But MTG? Way beyond Chris's head. If he did try it, his random deck (again, there is a fair amount of strategy involved) would fizzle out and then he would throw a big hissy fit.
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Also you can't make your own cards for Magic so he couldn't play Virgin with Rage or whatever and win the game.
 
According to his posts on that tomgirl forum, when Chris decided to use the ladies bathroom, whatever little common sense he still had by then made him ask a "gal-pal" if that would be appropiate. Gal-pal's advice was "follow your feelings" or some crap like that.

I always asumed that this gal-pal was some troll who still had Chris fooled, but....


...If it was actually Anna? Could she be stupid enough? Or considering stuff like when she joked that if he went to jail at least he wouldnt die as a virgin, she may even had a "I know its a dick move, but I wanna see what happens" moment and gave retarded advice intentionally.
 
You'd probably eat his shit if you met him and changed his panties, exball.
 
Mr. 0 said:
You'd probably eat his shit if you met him and changed his panties, exball.
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You slanderous troll. ]:(P y-y-you sir have uh, j-just crossed da line der, hmm. Dun make meh a-assume mai e-u-ultimate form.
 
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